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RevBabyKiller posted:The anti-porn new rule was pretty weak. Didn't even pick the low lying fruit of people getting too fat to be sexy or mention that it being easier to just jerk-off might not be entirely the dude's fault. Really though it just seemed like a generic stand-up bit with no teeth or commentary on anything even remotely pertinent Especially since every other show he goes on about how he'll never get married and jokes about how miserable married people are and blah blah and now all of a sudden its "please have sex with your wife.  "
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Where can I read that chicks interview with the guy pretending to be a reformed jihadist.
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Peace Frog posted:Common is one of those guys that seems pleasant enough, but I'm not cool enough to give a poo poo about his opinions. Based on what I saw of him on the show I dont think he even has any political opinions.
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Theres something really unnerving about an old guy in a Hawaiian shirt and puka necklace.
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Zogo posted:Do people believe that knowing one language is better than knowing two? All schools really do now is the required 2-4 years which isn't really enough to be fluent. It's not even done at the optimal time which is when the kids are younger. Our education compared to the rest of the world is abysmal and those 4 years could prob be better spent learning something else. bango skank posted:
Why is this so unreasonable? Noones advocating that you completely abandon your culture when you come here but to not learn the language of the country you choose to live in is retarded on many levels. Every person here would be all "  stupid american living in /visiting another country and not even bothering to learn the native language."
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Yeah good one dude but the guy above beat you to that dead horse of a response.
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Zogo posted:I've heard that some other countries will start kids on two languages early. I forget which ones however. It seemed like the most sensible thing to do. Thats a good way to do it. Go all in at an early age. I still don't think it should be a requirement nation wide though.
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richardfun posted:Why not? The younger you are, the easier it is to pick up a language. I might be fluent in English and Dutch (the latter being my native tongue), but I wish my parents had gotten me started early on French and German. Honestly its just not as important here as it is overseas. English is a pretty important global language so other countries can start their kids on it early because they know it'll be beneficial later on. What languages would you offer here? Most schools offer at most 4 different languages but how do you pick which one will be the most useful to you 10-20 years from now? Do you push Spanish in certain areas? What do you do to the kid who wants to learn portuguese because his family speaks it but the school doesn't offer it? What are you supposed to take in bum gently caress midwest cities that are 99.9% English? Just pick something at random. Being bilingual is a luxury here and like I said earlier its almost worthless requiring 2-4 years since you barely get past basic grammar in that time. The money could be better spent on other areas.
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JerkyBunion posted:That attitude, that it's "just not important" around here, is the reason why American education is lagging. Do you really think there won't be a need in the future for Americans to know Spanish? Chinese in its various forms? How about Arabic, Farsi? Its not as important as it is elsewhere. Theres so many options available that you'd have to predict well in advance which would be most useful to offer kids. Most schools can barely fund 2-3 languages. So do you selectively offer certain ones in certain areas because of population or what? Does it completely change every few years depending on global politics? Do you boot German off the list and replace it with Arabic because of the sudden need for translators because of the two wars we're in? Like I asked earlier some kids may just choose a language because of family/ancestral reasons. If that isn't worthy enough to be offered do the schools eat the bill for a separate tutor? Where do you draw the line on this.
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Grand Fromage posted:Learning any language is valuable since it helps you learn another, and students may have a talent for it that they would otherwise have never discovered if it weren't forced in school. Ok pick the 3 that are offered nationwide and why you chose them.
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Feb 1, 2012 03:15
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Did Mark Cuban just say the Chinese did Pearl Harbor?
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BrooklynBruiser posted:SE Cupp hasn't made me hate her yet. Who had 20minutes 39seconds in the pool?
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I dont remember much of what he said except for the "You cant do a Book of Islam type show like you can with Mormonism." and hes not really wrong on that. And if you think he is you're really kidding yourself. What else did he specifically say?
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Because it sounds like nonsensical horseshit. Our SUV driving extremists are doing what? Bombing girls schools? Threatening murder because someone made a wacky Jesus cartoon? Bin Laden was a millionaire, Al-Awaiaki grew up in New Mexico. His dad has a masters degree. 911 hijackers were university students. The marathon bombers live in loving Boston.
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And theres a poo poo ton of poor people of other religions all over the world that aren't doing comparable stuff. Being poor doesn't give you an excuse to do atrocious poo poo.
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The Chiraq segment was really dumb. Yeah it was Cabrini Green getting torn down that really fueled all this violence. Because that entire area was such a bastion of peace and safety before that right? "Back in my day we didn't shoot you we just rolled up on you and beat your rear end we didnt use guns" Lol please.
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Pretty funny how Vice was the whole reason behind Rodmans mystery trip.
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Jun 15, 2013 05:06
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Stern has his stupid network talent show job to lose. Even though he didn't specifically bring it up you know bill was thinking "I got kicked off network tv for my opinion? Look at what this idiot thinks" what that bit.
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That final new rule was really stupid
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Sep 29, 2013 19:41
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Michael Scott posted:This is making the rounds care of whatever PR department handles Maher's social media: A blurry washed out photo of a guy holding a joint. Im sure their best detective would be on that case if he were black.
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comes along bort posted:Not really appreciating the blatant misogyny this season so far having an obviously drugged up and now a clearly retarded woman on the panel. 80% of the guests on this show are clearly retarded. Those are basically the only people that will agree to appear. Why is it misogyny when some of them are women?
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Jan 25, 2014 21:54
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The only thing worse than S.E. Cupp is 2 baby boomers sucking their own dicks about how their generation is totally not full of entitled whiny retards because they didn't have cell phones as kids or whatever.
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I dont think the director has final cut but the ending the studio wanted to push actually tested worse than the directors original ending so they just said gently caress it release what you want
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that final rule was 100% accurate
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Trabisnikof posted:
Calling someone a milf vs killing/beating/kidnapping/mutilating women, what an excellent place to take a stand on this issue.
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punk rebel ecks posted:Bill was acting like a massive dick to his Christian guest. I know that the Christian nut shouldn't be taken that seriously but Bill was acting like an rear end in a top hat toward him. Doing the opposite has no effect on those people so might as well make them look stupid.
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As dumb as Salam is the "heh ever heard of the Statue of Liberty  ?" as some sort of infallible argument ender is so stupid.
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As good as Maher is when he rips into religion its really not the same without some whiny hollywood apologist like Afflek on to get all indignant
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How often do you fly where getting in on a plane is more convenient than going to your drs office/pharmacy?
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Jan 26, 2015 06:22
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Everything she said seemed pretty reasonable but hey keeping defending islam
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May 16, 2015 08:03
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IRQ posted:Oh good, now we get to see how someone can fail at making Trump jokes even given the easiest material in the history of ever (and then laugh at his own jokes). It'll be like Trump failing at running a casino. John Oliver is on sundays actually
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Apoplexy posted:Did you really just loving diss John Oliver? Maher is king smug but I cant stand Olivers righteous nerd rage and constant laughing at his own jokes.
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IRQ posted:I can't blame the teacher too much, that poo poo looked weird. There was no bomb squad because noone thought it was a real bomb. The charge was hoax bomb or something. The same poo poo that would happen if you tried to bring something that stupid looking through airport security. They're not gonna evacuate but youre still gonna get arrested. Also youre wrong if you think this zero tolerance poo poo wouldnt apply to some white kid. The only difference is they wouldnt have zuckerburg, potus and microsoft throwing free poo poo at them and tripping over each other to show how supportive they are.
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Im sure they were slamming his head onto a desk playing bad cop just like in the hit hbo show The Wire.
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Norm MacDonald posted:And I’d do it to get girls! I’d be in a bar and for some reason when you’re drunk, girls will put up with it if you try to grope them or whatever. (In a high-pitched voice:) “What are you doing? Haha!” If you’re sober, they’re like, “Hey! Just what do you think you‘re doing?” So I’d just garble my words. I have used being a drunk to my advantage many times. Eh thats kinda creepy
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Pryor on Fire posted:I really hope that whoever wins this election they decide to take that white house petition site down so I never ever have to hear about all these inane useless petitions reaching whatever number on the daily ever again. Presidents usually like to make money after their terms are up so no you prob wont see them going "it was all bullshit lol" anytime soon
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RetroHelix posted:Don't know what it has to do with the Oscars, but Hollywood def thinks Asia is racist. Chewy noooooooo 
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Its pretty funny that hes ok with some dude injecting Aids blood into his arm but vaccines? Heh no thanks
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