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Jose posted:Evenn if the player is a goalkeeper and historically bad at 1 on 1's you're dumb if you even suggest otherwise. what about 1 on nothings seeing as it specifies 'an empty net'
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Transatlantic Gulp posted:what about 1 on nothings seeing as it specifies 'an empty net' The attacking player
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Jan 17, 2011 03:10
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I think I'm with most here. 1) Goal stands. 2) Yellow card the captain for dissent (Not entirely sure of this), reverse the free kick. 3) Red card, free kick.
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Jan 17, 2011 14:30
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Who's ready for Keith Hackett's expert verdict? I KNOW I AMquote:1) The goal stands. The keeper cannot use something happening in the other half of the pitch as an excuse: the streaker clearly didn't interfere with play. Delay the restart until the intruder and the stewards have left the field – and include it in your report afterwards. 
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Jan 17, 2011 14:30
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If the keeper was still back I'd agree with 3) but with an empty net he'd have to fall over his own feet to not score.
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Jan 17, 2011 14:33
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Surprised at 3, given that it creates a pretty specific professional foul situation where the logical choice for the defender would always be to commit the foul.
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Jan 17, 2011 14:46
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3 is always a judgement call, how likely are other defenders to catch up with the break before a shot is made etc. I'd probably go for a red, though.
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Jan 17, 2011 14:50
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Dudley posted:If the keeper was still back I'd agree with 3) but with an empty net he'd have to fall over his own feet to not score.
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Jan 17, 2011 15:04
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I want to see 2) happen so badly
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Jan 17, 2011 15:20
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Nikolai Fuckharin posted:I want to see 2) happen so badly When was the last abandoned game in England that wasn't due to lovely weather?
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Jan 17, 2011 15:22
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SteadfastMeat posted:When was the last abandoned game in England that wasn't due to lovely weather? god knows, I want to say Hillsborough but I'm sure there's been one since
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Jan 17, 2011 15:22
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The Battle of Brammall Lane is the last one I can think of, but that's a while back now.
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Jan 17, 2011 15:38
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Mickolution posted:The Battle of Brammall Lane is the last one I can think of, but that's a while back now. I'm fairly certain it was the last one, yeah. That was apparently eight years ago, which makes me feel really loving old since I still remember it being headline news.
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Jan 17, 2011 15:45
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March 2002, so almost 9 years ago 
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Jan 17, 2011 15:52
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Santos went in like that because the season before Johnson had elbowed him and left him with a fractured eye socket and needing a mental plate in his face. Not justifying it etc etc but that was the reason, it wasn't just a random act of violence. There was a weird atmosphere all day at that game. Before the match a load of West Brom fans tried to get on the pitch to get to a section of the Sheff Utd supporters as well.
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Jan 17, 2011 16:02
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The fact that it was premeditated makes it all the more sinister in my opinion. I can accept a player getting a bit too fired up over the course of a game, or who has a rough style of play - at the end of the day they're still there to play football. Incidents like Keane's assault on Haland are jarring because actually intending to injure and cause harm to another player is another level entirely and doesn't belong anywhere near the game.
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Jan 17, 2011 23:58
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Scikar posted:The fact that it was premeditated makes it all the more sinister in my opinion. I can accept a player getting a bit too fired up over the course of a game, or who has a rough style of play - at the end of the day they're still there to play football. Incidents like Keane's assault on Haland are jarring because actually intending to injure and cause harm to another player is another level entirely and doesn't belong anywhere near the game. Unless it's Gary Neville?
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Jan 18, 2011 00:15
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SteadfastMeat posted:When was the last abandoned game in England that wasn't due to lovely weather? Pretty sure a game in the Conference was abandoned for floodlight failure recently and I'd imagine it's not uncommon far enough down the leagues that there's nobody at the ground who can actually fix them. edit: here we are, League Two game in high winds abandoned due to dodgy fuse box this season edit2: whilst poking around I found a Carling Cup game three seasons ago that was abandoned when a player collapsed. He was on Sunderland's books at the time and I remember rumour had it that Roy Keane made some comment about him not having enough of a heart for it to suffer an attack. Psybro fucked around with this message at 05:08 on Jan 18, 2011 |
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Jan 18, 2011 04:57
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paul trevillion draws wayne rooney and is mental http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/video/2010/jun/11/paul-trevillion-wayne-rooney
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Lyric Proof Vest posted:paul trevillion draws wayne rooney and is mental the baby faced dog of war - not a potato e: Paul Trevillion is literally insane. sebzilla fucked around with this message at 12:48 on Jan 18, 2011 |
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Jan 18, 2011 12:38
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Lyric Proof Vest posted:paul trevillion draws wayne rooney and is mental that guy is national treasure Wikipedia posted:Trevillion's career away from his art has been rich and, at times, bizarre. He worked as a stand-up comedian, supporting the likes of Norman Wisdom and Bob Monkhouse, had a record deal, was crowned world speed-kissing champion, and invented a split-handed golf putting technique.[1] He was also the inspiration behind an attempt to boost Leeds United's image in the 1970s. Hired by Don Revie in 1972, his ideas included wearing numbered sock tags (which were subsequently thrown into the crowd as souvenirs) and synchronised warm-ups
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They're having a laugh, all of those are totally absurd. However... 1: Thassa goal, he didn't touch the ball first. 2: gently caress knows? 3: Tell them to start playing or threaten to abondon the match.
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Jan 19, 2011 19:22
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euroboy posted:They're having a laugh, all of those are totally absurd. 1) It's a clever attempt to save face, but it's not a goal. A penalty involves one movement to kick the ball forward: he has effectively taken two run-ups to the same kick. Caution (yellow card) the taker for unsporting behaviour, and order a retake. You should have avoided this situation by blowing your whistle the moment he fell over. 2) Technically, it's a dropped ball – that's what the law states if the referee isn't sure. But in practice most referees wouldn't want to appear so indecisive: it's sensible to make a decision one way or the other, and in this case the least controversial option is to give the throw. 3) On paper, you should intervene – but clearly this is a sensitive situation. Although they have delayed the start, out of respect to the tradition you should allow the Haka to be completed. But make it clear that you will report the matter to the competition: this should have been pre-agreed, with time allowed for the Haka so that the match would not have been delayed.
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Jan 19, 2011 19:25
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1. Not a goal. You can't completely stop in a run up to a penalty. 2. [Will think about later] 3. Tell them to get playing, give the captain a yellow card for dissent if he refuses.
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8raz posted:1) It's a clever attempt to save face, but it's not a goal. A penalty involves one movement to kick the ball forward: he has effectively taken two run-ups to the same kick. Caution (yellow card) the taker for unsporting behaviour, and order a retake. You should have avoided this situation by blowing your whistle the moment he fell over. yeah thanks I should have put those in
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1) Allow it unless you suspect the taker of deliberately tricking the keeper, in which case book him and have it retaken. 2) I would imagine that, as the ball is now behind the goal line, it's a corner. I don't think the corner flag can be deemed as a foreign object as it's a standard part of the equipment. 3) If they are all in their own half, let the other side kick off. If the Maoris are kicking off, explain to their captain that you will be booking them all one by one if they don't get on with it, and in future they just need to let you know and they can come out a minute earlier and do it.
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1: Have to retake the kick. You can't stop in your run up to the ball. 2: Give a throw in 3: Book the captain for delaying the start.
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3) There's an alternative of course. Wait for them to finish. Work out how long it took, then give the other team exactly that long to do whatever the gently caress they like back
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1) Caution the player for unsporting behaviour, and have the penalty retaken. 2) Do a drop in. 3) Caution the team, remind them that they had more than enough time for their dance prior to kick-off.
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sebzilla posted:the baby faced dog of war - not a potato  "when I think of Wayne Rooney, this is what goes through my head."
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My answer to 3 would be to let them dance for as long as they loving like and tell Clive Tyldesley to shut up because the Haka owns
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Nikolai Fuckharin posted:Number one certainly seems like something Eto'o would do
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Punch The Ref In The Face
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1) Giant Howard Webb should award a penalty and send off the striker for violent conduct, then book any of the manifest torrent of manchildren about to descend on him for dissent. 2) Allow the goal, book the man. 3) Send him off, make the other team select a man who won't be taking one on their side, continue. edit: upon reading the laws about no. 3 the opposition side can carry on with all 11 players taking pens as the evening up only need take place prior to the shootout starting. Interestingly, if all players have taken a kick, the same order doesn't need to be followed second time round, but this is how I've seen it done on Pro Evo, Football Manager and any occasions IRL where it's actually happened (England v Holland at Euro U21 2007 springs to mind) further edit: upon review, Holland did change their order, England didn't. Typical. Psybro fucked around with this message at 05:22 on Jan 20, 2011 |
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Nikolai Fuckharin posted:1) Pretty sure you gotta kick it forward. No goal, yellow card. 2) Drop ball. 3) lmao maoris playing football
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Jan 20, 2011 05:39
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Luigi Thirty posted:Punch The Ref In The Face 2 is surely a goal since celebrating a goal by taking off your shirt is an offence under the LOAF. Since the goal hasn't occured yet, he can do what he wants until the ball crosses the line I guess?
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Jan 20, 2011 06:55
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Ravel posted:2 is surely a goal since celebrating a goal by taking off your shirt is an offence under the LOAF. Since the goal hasn't occured yet, he can do what he wants until the ball crosses the line I guess? Hackett says it's unsporting behavior any time he takes it off. It's disallowed, he gets a yellow, and it's an indirect free kick from where he took his shirt off. Okay then.
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Luigi Thirty posted:Hackett says it's unsporting behavior any time he takes it off. It's disallowed, he gets a yellow, and it's an indirect free kick from where he took his shirt off. Okay then. No ref would have the balls to do this on the pitch.
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