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Fraction Jackson posted:I'm aware that you probably didn't, but I felt compelled to say it anyway. Either incarnation belongs on the list though. I know. That was my way of retconning it so that I invented it.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2011 04:58 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 20:01 |
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PoptartsNinja posted:Duncan Marik is a mystery to everyone right now. Are you proposing some kind of Romeo/Mercutio thing involving Duncan and Hanse? Hey PTN, how do you want us to approach our piloting? Do you want us to just handle playing BT and you'll handle the storyline or is there room for some pilot-based storytelling?
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2011 05:46 |
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Longinus00 posted:Maybe Hanse can be the King James of battletech! I was thinking he could be more of a Richard Cœur de Lion
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2011 05:56 |
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Volmarias posted:Doesn't the fluff with the clans specifically have (hetero) sexual encounters though? That shouldn't stop our pilots from actively promoting the opposite... on the com channels... during the fight.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2011 06:13 |
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B - Miller's Marauders because he's right.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2011 18:43 |
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I'll also switch from Miller's to the Death Commandos. Can we get some Death Commando recruitment material to help set the mood?
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2011 21:01 |
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Defiance Industries posted:I've never liked them. They just try way too hard; it's like a 13-year-old's first custom merc unit. I always thought that was just the propaganda and that really they were just like every other dastardly political unit... Not quite military aces but extremely loyal and amoral. I just want to play Space North Korea.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2011 21:05 |
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Axe-man posted:I had a long recruitment post for the death commandos but then i clicked off to verify some of the writing of the CC and lost it all You could have at least claimed it was censored. Sheesh, talk about missed opportunity combo.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2011 21:59 |
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inflatablefish posted:This picture really calls for a Rocky montage. With Battlemechs. The Atlas getting up early eating raw eggs... The Atlas blasting some beef with its autocannon... The Atlas running up some steps...
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2011 02:53 |
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Chance II posted:gently caress this is the best I could do. Mechs are hard to draw. No wonder they look so goofy in the source books. That's gonna get so much use... Now what about running up the steps of 1 ComStar Plaza?
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2011 04:49 |
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Terrifying Effigies posted:Jesus, what sort of death camp did you end up at, Max Liao's Happy Funtime Correctional Facility for War Orphans and the Criminally Young? Hey, whoa, that's actually just a funny name, okay, MLHFCFWOCY is actually extremely enjoyable and builds important life skills. In fact, it's so great that liking it is state-mandated.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2011 15:26 |
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Defiance Industries posted:In the 31st century trees have evolved. Oh, that's beautiful.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2011 06:12 |
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Mukaikubo posted:I figure this would be a fine place to canvass for interest: Would I be able to get five (maybe ten including backups) goons to play http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/3966/the-succession-wars if I ran a game in this forum? It is pretty similar to Axis and Allies in some ways, only it is the Succession Wars. I should add that the rulebook is scanned and posted on that same site, since the publisher has been out of business since the first bush presidency. Yeah, I'd play.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2011 18:15 |
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May I humbly suggest that PTN wrap up this Battletech thing so that he can get to LPing a real man's game.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2011 19:07 |
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Zaodai posted:
I agree, A, kill Maximilian Liao with a cleverly engineered river-fording accident.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2011 06:42 |
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"It looks to only be about 4 feet deep, my lord."
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2011 06:58 |
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Should we start bidding for the right to play Max in the next scenario? Because I'll throw an Awesome and an entire case of crazygonuts into the batchall.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2011 20:32 |
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Affi posted:So i've got another Clan question, so in this alternate universe there are only two warder clans right? Blood Spirits and Goliath Scorpion. And the only dead clans are Wolf and Wolverine right? So what happens when the Inner Sphere stops these four clans? Will the remaining 13 invade? That'd be hilariously bad at a 2025 techlevel. Not really, because in 2025 we'll have cruise missiles and vehicles armed with weapons with an effective range of 25-500x that of clan battlemechs, so I think they'll do alright. 3025 tech levels would get squashed, on the other hand.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2011 18:49 |
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I like how every plan put forth in the last 100+ posts revolve around the assumption (hope?) that Clan warriors are complete morons. Edit: Morons who resemble this guy.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2011 16:33 |
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Trast posted:It's the hair that puts it over the top. You're just saying that because your own avatar most resembles half a pair of mech cajones. Oh, and that's not hair, that's just what laser heatsinks look like.
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2011 01:35 |
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PoptartsNinja posted:An Artillery hit to an engine spot is bad news; if it puts the pilot into a position where he has to eject, he dies instantly. Waitaminute, what? The ejection system would have to be literally simultaneous to the damage for that to make any sense.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2011 01:53 |
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PoptartsNinja posted:No, see... the Oh, that's right. After reviewing my calculations, I noticed that I forgot to carry the space magic.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2011 01:58 |
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Let's all keep in mind that by inventing Steiner Rules, just so a single commander could buy some time for a practically meaningless fight, you've ensured that an entire army of honor-obsessed invaders will never trust anyone with a Steiner fist on their mech, ever again. Unless, of course, John Belushi-Steiner can manage to convince his entire empire to play along--sounds like the plot of a really cheesy 80s movie.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2011 04:01 |
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Bobbin Threadbare posted:Actually, all that hot air Slaan mentioned means that the parachute may actually push up for a few moments, potentially moving the ejection seat laterally away from the fire. According to that logic, Caesar Steiner could use a parachute to travel the world. That is, if his tremendous bulk doesn't get him stuck in his mech's ejection chute. drat, I wish we could have a series of humiliating/cheesy Caesar "Slob" Steiner cartoons... TildeATH fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Apr 13, 2011 |
# ¿ Apr 13, 2011 18:43 |
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Bobbin Threadbare posted:I just noticed something. Indeed, sir, that's the same fine piece of cinema wherein my earlier quote did originate.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2011 21:20 |
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Mukaikubo posted:I question your choice of words. Barely conscious just doesn't have quite the ring to it.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2011 02:58 |
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Tempest_56 posted:This may seem crazy, but... Muk? Step down a level into partial cover. You want him to back up into a level change with two broken foot actuators? What's the piloting check on that, a 47?
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2011 20:44 |
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PoptartsNinja posted:The Zeus has lost 2 foot actuators, it's a 2/3/0 right now. Of course, what Muk should do is back up, thereby falling on purpose and likely getting a TKO on the survival turn limit as he tries to get up. It's totally cheating, but that's about the only real chance he has of using up those turns.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2011 20:53 |
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KnoxZone posted:Turn 19: Mukai shoots the Lucerne, does solid damage, but fails to destroy mech. Nice format. Turn 19: Back up, fall down. Turn 20: Stand up, get kicked Turn 21: Win, make snappy comments about buying time
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2011 21:08 |
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PoptartsNinja posted:Marik Rules would have the players shooting at each other for twenty turns while the Clans stand there wondering what the gently caress is going on. Also, a nuke will be involved that only judicious use of machineguns will save everyone from. Are you saying the machineguns are used to shoot down the nuclear explosion coming at you, because I can totally get behind this.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2011 21:27 |
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Mukaikubo posted:At this point, I think explaining my rationale (as I did to PTN in a PM) might help things. Or it might set everything on fire with YOU IDIOT MUKAI again. Who can say? Does it involve machineguns or machinegun ammo? Otherwise, you're a fool.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2011 21:31 |
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Accept Mysterious Contract I don't believe it possible to do otherwise.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2011 01:04 |
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PoptartsNinja posted:Hours for the little ones. Days for the big ones. A dropship is not a "hop in and head into space" sort of ship. They can be launched in a hurry, but that's usually just a good way to discover someone left a cargo hatch open on the Fiesta deck. Wouldn't be much of a Fiesta Deck if it didn't have that open-air feel...
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2011 01:06 |
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Is there really anyone in this thread who doesn't know what the giant black rectangles are at this point? In fact, I think PTN should pull the old switcheroo and have the clans deploy black rectangles of death instead. Now, that would be surprising.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2011 02:49 |
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Zaodai posted:
I think everyone keeps voting for A because A looks like two <REDACTII> making sweet, stand-up love.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2011 03:07 |
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I would find it terribly amusing if PTN decided that the black rectangles were actually orbital bombardment. Yeah, a "star" of naval PPC would make all the redacted talk much more appropriate.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2011 04:53 |
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Longinus00 posted:I hate to be the bearer of bad news but the JVN-10N is the original Javelin. I'm still jumping everywhere I go.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2011 17:25 |
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Felime posted:Don't be silly. Just stainless. Baritone announcer voice: "In humanity's grimdark distant future, only a race of genetically-engineered supersoldiers and a mysterious cult to an ancient technology have access to high-quality, low-cost cookware." Cut to Will Smith cooking up a plate of eggs on a rusty, cast-iron skillet. "Aw, hell no!"
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2011 18:47 |
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Felime posted:Don't knock cast iron, that poo poo's perfect for eggs, unless cooking oil is lostech too. It's just a movie, I don't need your cookware sperging, man!
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2011 19:25 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 20:01 |
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Mastigophoran posted:I do not know why I have created this. But I have. I feel that, with names like these, we should be painted up like the US Mail.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2011 20:36 |