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apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
Why Should I Watch A Interview With Buck Zumhofe?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wNwqxNdxFpc

Apparently, the answer is "because he's loving insane"

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Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
Buck has always been our go-to joke about a guy we know training to be a wrestler.

"Your gimmick should be you are Buck Zumhofe but not as good."
"I'd rather watch Buck Zumhofe in an Iron Man match."
"Danny? He's like Buck Zumhofe only with less talent."

Only the veterans laugh.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

DMPunk posted:

This jabroni in the red sweat pants will never make it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHEcm9IcseA

This fool will go no where
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWXFRGEnwmM

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

apsouthern posted:

Why Should I Watch A Interview With Buck Zumhofe?

Apparently, the answer is "because he's loving insane"

Colt Cabana worked a show in the Midwest with Buck, who almost walked out without even wrestling because the promoter didn't give him a gimmick table. Buck also sells "Piledriver Peanuts," aka peanuts in ziplock baggies. He is truly the carniest of men.

PoO3
Dec 30, 2000

DEAR RICHARD posted:

This fool will go no where
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWXFRGEnwmM

he fucks up like every hold and just keeps sayin "yep. yep."

haha

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!

Alastor_the_Stylish posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isHdQ8_bqTk

When did Shad get a personality?

He looks and sounds like if Mike Tyson and Lebron James had a baby

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26uu4-0kxjA&feature=related

Jim Cornette telling the best stories like always.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAaD4kHHCfo

Michael PS Hayes & Jim Cornette debate Godzilla vs King Kong.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

DMPunk posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAaD4kHHCfo

Michael PS Hayes & Jim Cornette debate Godzilla vs King Kong.

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

He made good on his word! He is here!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxymznIR4Pc&t=671s

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
HAHAHAHAHAHA "They brawl outside of a cage match....THEN THEY GO BACK IN AND TRY TO ESCAPE FROM THE CAGE...whyyyyyyy?"

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Grant DaNasty posted:

He made good on his word! He is here!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxymznIR4Pc&t=671s

That was a really good entry. I've never seen that Halloween Havoc and if it hasn't been gameday'd here I really hope it is at some point. Holy poo poo it must have been awful. The segment with Mongo and Goldberg had me cracking up.

What in the world happened at the end there? Was that from a movie or did someone actually suicide dive off a balcony at some political event?

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

Mr. Carlisle posted:

That was a really good entry. I've never seen that Halloween Havoc and if it hasn't been gameday'd here I really hope it is at some point. Holy poo poo it must have been awful. The segment with Mongo and Goldberg had me cracking up.

What in the world happened at the end there? Was that from a movie or did someone actually suicide dive off a balcony at some political event?

A man went into Romanian parliament, shouted "You killed our future" and threw himself off.

45ShadesOfDeath
Sep 7, 2004
Worst goon in the universe.

Mr. Carlisle posted:

did someone actually suicide dive off a balcony at some political event?

This. I don't think he died though.

EDIT: Beaten, meh.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Ziggy Tsardust posted:

A man went into Romanian parliament, shouted "You killed our future" and threw himself off.

drat. He definitely one upped the guy who just threw some shoes at Bush.

Gotta give him style points.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
Z! True Long Island Story Episode 3.

Push this man.

Space Cob
Jan 24, 2006

a pilot on fire is not fit to fly

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Z! True Long Island Story Episode 3.

What a complete and total douche of an rear end.

Push this man.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Z! True Long Island Story Episode 3.

Push this man.

The part where he says "We both stand in our living rooms in front of our titles" while only having a tag team belt on the wall when comparing himself to the Rock is amazing.

Generic CAW
Aug 11, 2007

BLANDTASTIC!

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Z! True Long Island Story Episode 3.

Push this man.

He is not doing this for WWE. He is not getting paid for doing that. He is doing it just for fun, which is awesome to see.

He really should be more on tv.

TomWaitsForNoMan
May 28, 2003

By Any Means Necessary

Generic CAW posted:

He is not doing this for WWE. He is not getting paid for doing that. He is doing it just for fun, which is awesome to see.

He really should be more on tv.

Hasn't paid his dues/isn't over/didn't shake hands/creative has noth:unsmigghh:

Perdido
Apr 29, 2009

CORY SCHNEIDER IS FAR MORE MENTALLY STABLE THAN LUONGO AND CAN HANDLE THE PRESSURES OF GOALTENDING IN VANCOUVER
It's going to suck balls when Zack Ryder gets future endeavoured. :smith:

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Perdido posted:

It's going to suck balls when Zack Ryder gets future endeavoured. :smith:

I dunno... I think he may be one of the guys who being let go and then going to TNA benefits him. He'd get to stretch his legs as a character, would definitely get more TV time and experience the same kind of or more freedom than he was used to on ECW. Plus, there's an instant feud with Robbie E - Long Island versus Jersey.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7c-niWhmEM

New video for The Urban Wrestling Federation announces their 'talent lineup' and promises to destroy the competition.

Their roster includes:

Uncle Murder, Brisco, Billy Blue, Gorilla Zoe and Big Block. I don't think any of them are wrestlers (All rappers from what I can tell) but who needs wrestlers in a wrestling federation?

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
It's like the Acclaim version of Def Jam: Fight for NY.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Their roster includes:

Uncle Murder, Brisco, Billy Blue, Gorilla Zoe and Big Block. I don't think any of them are wrestlers (All rappers from what I can tell) but who needs wrestlers in a wrestling federation?

The concept is that the rappers will each choose a wrestler to represent them in matches and that the crowds will get behind the rapper that they like as opposed to the wrestlers (who will be pretty much nobodies/change on a show to show basis).

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Skinty McEdger posted:

The concept is that the rappers will each choose a wrestler to represent them in matches and that the crowds will get behind the rapper that they like as opposed to the wrestlers (who will be pretty much nobodies/change on a show to show basis).

What in the world :psyduck:

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

Mr. Carlisle posted:

What in the world :psyduck:

Its like wrestling pokemon.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

I posted these in the Podcast thread, but they're probably worth reposting.

Bryan and Vinny reviewed an episode of Mid Atlantic Wrestling from 1982 that's on 24/7 right now. Quite possibly one of the worst wrestling shows ever. Everything on this show was awful. But a few moments stood above the rest as being so bad they became enjoyable.

First here's the relevant part of the podcast who someone just uploaded as a response to my upload of the match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2gjdp8920Q


And here's the match in full
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9ol8qLGaNQ


And as a bonus one of the most charismatic promos I've ever seen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UlsXhxl8gM

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Deadpool posted:

I posted these in the Podcast thread, but they're probably worth reposting.

Bryan and Vinny reviewed an episode of Mid Atlantic Wrestling from 1982 that's on 24/7 right now. Quite possibly one of the worst wrestling shows ever. Everything on this show was awful. But a few moments stood above the rest as being so bad they became enjoyable.

First here's the relevant part of the podcast who someone just uploaded as a response to my upload of the match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2gjdp8920Q


And here's the match in full
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9ol8qLGaNQ


And as a bonus one of the most charismatic promos I've ever seen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UlsXhxl8gM

This is my favorite thing. Pretty sure I'm gonna buy a subscription for the podcast archives, because FUUUUUUCK.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

SamuraiFoochs posted:

This is my favorite thing. Pretty sure I'm gonna buy a subscription for the podcast archives, because FUUUUUUCK.

In my opinion the weekly Bryan and Vinny shows alone is worth the price of the subscription. Then you factor in the other shows, the podcast archive, the newsletters, and the newsletter archive and it's really worth the price. Can't say I'm a fan of The Board though.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Ditch and The Board do a fantastic job of supplying me with all the puro in the world.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



re: Godzilla vs. King Kong

Good to see Corny is backing the correct horse.

Chortles
Dec 29, 2008

Mr. Carlisle posted:

What in the world :psyduck:
So... it's Iron Ring Pro Wrestling Edition?

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Mr. Carlisle posted:

What in the world :psyduck:

Shiiiit, first people bitch about their not being enough managers nowadays, and now holy poo poo stop the fuckin presses there's too much managers.

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010


Pneub posted:

Shiiiit, first people bitch about their not being enough managers nowadays, and now holy poo poo stop the fuckin presses there's too much managers.

There's such a thing as a happy medium

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

It sounds like they wanted a show based around freestyle rap battles but decided that having a ring and random dudes fighting would be a good idea too.

Hurt them with your words, Uncle Murda!

EvilMuppet
Jul 29, 2006


Good night catte thread, give them all many patts. I'm sorry,
Id forgottenhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vswZ73WETpc how amazing this ism holy poo poo.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Mr. Carlisle posted:

It sounds like they wanted a show based around freestyle rap battles but decided that having a ring and random dudes fighting would be a good idea too.

Hurt them with your words, Uncle Murda!

One of their first viral posters was entitled "Rap Battles Evolved."

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Skinty McEdger posted:

One of their first viral posters was entitled "Rap Battles Evolved."

No idea how you know so much about this fed but I hope you keep bringing info about it forward because the more I hear about it the funnier it gets, haha.

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CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Skinty McEdger posted:

The concept is that the rappers will each choose a wrestler to represent them in matches and that the crowds will get behind the rapper that they like as opposed to the wrestlers (who will be pretty much nobodies/change on a show to show basis).

If this is the case, it's worth noting that Sir William Black lives in Brooklyn.

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