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Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

CombineThresher posted:

If this is the case, it's worth noting that Sir William Black lives in Brooklyn.

Well they are recruiting for talent as we speak so if he hasn't he should apply. http://www.urbanwrestlingfederation.com/video.html

"UWF is looking for the baddest Extreme style urban wrestlers in the hood. Send us your dvd, wrestling bio and contact information if you would like to be considered to participate on our opening pay per view event taping."

(Of all the wrestling promotions to have actual insider info on.)

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Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

weekly font posted:

re: Godzilla vs. King Kong

Good to see Corny is backing the correct horse.

Naa, King Kong is the classic American story. He's an immigrant that comes to the US, makes it big, then loses control and goes out in a blaze of glory. King Kong is Scarface.

TheMadStork
Oct 29, 2007

How about the time I chipped my tooth on the urinal, what was so fucking comical about that?
The finest Youtube Fed on the planet. The Sitcom Wrestling Association!

http://www.youtube.com/user/SitcomWrestling

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

TheMadStork posted:

The finest Youtube Fed on the planet. The Sitcom Wrestling Association!

http://www.youtube.com/user/SitcomWrestling

Figures, Bill Cosby would get pyro.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Johnny Ace has some words for that there internet...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQAcGlwdSjI&feature=related

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Gonzo McFee posted:

Johnny Ace has some words for that there internet...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQAcGlwdSjI&feature=related

That's the weakest fake growly voice ever.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Gonzo McFee posted:

Johnny Ace has some words for that there internet...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQAcGlwdSjI&feature=related

Man, damnit, I punched my monitor on instinct.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
What's worse than John Cena throwing inanimate objects at you and forcing you to shave your face?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaoiKHHtIoU

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Bald-n-Nekkid posted:

What's worse than John Cena throwing inanimate objects at you and forcing you to shave your face?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaoiKHHtIoU

That is an awesome commercial.

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
Angle doing what he does best, looking somewhat crazy

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Paul Heyman on the MMA hour, talking about his friendship with Brock, the similarities between pro wrestling and MMA, offers from TNA, and how weird/insane Vince McMahon is. Paul also trolls the hell out of the idiots who call in to ask stupid questions. Dude may be a crook, but he's slicker than jizz on a gold tooth.

http://video.aol.com/video/mma-hour-episode-no-46/3951944919

Thorias
Jun 3, 2008
If this hasn't been posted yet then it needs to be:
The 'Its still real to me, dammit!' web redemption on Tosh.0, featuring Koko B. Ware, Ted Dibiase and Sgt. Slaughter for anyone who hasn't saw it yet.

Thorias fucked around with this message at 06:33 on Mar 8, 2011

fawker
Feb 1, 2008

ARMBAR!
Bahaha I lost it when he started shaking that top rope.

Huge Ghost
Jun 26, 2007

a lil' horse
:stare:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLYkT4eYrq8

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Christian Dinosaur posted:

:stare:

Holy poo poo. Apron spots already make me cringe and this one makes me want to look away.

Huge Ghost
Jun 26, 2007

a lil' horse
I think we should rename :am: to :bryce:

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Are you implying that Bryce is Atomic Monkey?

Huge Ghost
Jun 26, 2007

a lil' horse
I always wondered what :am: meant.....

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010



:tviv:

Karmine
Oct 23, 2003

If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine.
So apparently Brian Kendrick was on the Price is Right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXcerv04qJA&feature=player_embedded

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Karmine posted:

So apparently Brian Kendrick was on the Price is Right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXcerv04qJA&feature=player_embedded

I remember when Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails was in a Price is Right audience with his granddad. It was very :3:

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa

HulkaMatt posted:

Are you implying that Bryce is Atomic Monkey?

It would make a lot of sense.

Cheezymadman
Mar 29, 2010

by Fistgrrl

Karmine posted:

So apparently Brian Kendrick was on the Price is Right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXcerv04qJA&feature=player_embedded

He said hi to his cats during his spin? :allears:

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

What the gently caress. His head didnt even hit the mat. FAKE

Cheezymadman
Mar 29, 2010

by Fistgrrl
When are people with limited video editing skills and a copy of movie maker going to learn that slow-motion kills any chance at audio quality?

smack632
Dec 31, 2007

Karmine posted:

So apparently Brian Kendrick was on the Price is Right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXcerv04qJA&feature=player_embedded

Should have said 9/11 was a work when he had mic time.

AKA Driver
Apr 5, 2004
To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!
JBL making an appearance on Raw made me nostalgic for Smackdown highlights involving him doing what he did best: absolutely despising The Miz.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrgyxPPujZQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrgyxPPujZQ&feature=related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpgDmliYcg8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpgDmliYcg8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nro7btnwM1s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nro7btnwM1s&feature=related

JBL compares The Miz to Anna Nicole Smith, the Red Rooster, France and a Sleestak. He later asks which wrestling god he has heat with that put him in a situation to have to sit and watch a match involving the Miz.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Woah, Tatanka was in WWE in 2006?

Edit: Wikipedia says he was there from 2005-2007. Never knew that. That's one guy I never expected to get another actual full time run at a WWE career.

Orange Carlisle fucked around with this message at 06:38 on Mar 9, 2011

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
Bryce Remsburg IS Sir Big Top Rapeface G.E.D.

http://vimeo.com/20762485

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Woah, Tatanka was in WWE in 2006?

Edit: Wikipedia says he was there from 2005-2007. Never knew that. That's one guy I never expected to get another actual full time run at a WWE career.

He basically spent most of it on Velocity and in the midcard and from what I remember was in "cranky old man" mode where he'd do lots of stiff-rear end chops and poo poo. It kind of ruled until they decided to turn him heel with the always-a-winner combo of a losing streak and having him blame racism. He requested his release not long after the heel turn iirc.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Suben posted:

He basically spent most of it on Velocity and in the midcard and from what I remember was in "cranky old man" mode where he'd do lots of stiff-rear end chops and poo poo. It kind of ruled until they decided to turn him heel with the always-a-winner combo of a losing streak and having him blame racism. He requested his release not long after the heel turn iirc.

They also tried teaming with Matt Hardy for some reason. It was horrible.

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

Deadpool posted:

They also tried teaming with Matt Hardy for some reason. It was horrible.

Getting teamed with a backwoods hick? I guess that makes the heel turn more understandable.

Eldritch BiLast
Jul 7, 2009

Pummel Sylvanas
Melee Range
Instant

Karmine posted:

So apparently Brian Kendrick was on the Price is Right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXcerv04qJA&feature=player_embedded

While this is amazing in itself, what's more amazing to me is that he's wearing a Seattle Sounders FC shirt, which is the MLS Team that Drew Carey has partial ownership in. I'm surprised Carey didn't say anything about it, although he might have wanted to.

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa

Xenoletum posted:

While this is amazing in itself, what's more amazing to me is that he's wearing a Seattle Sounders FC shirt, which is the MLS Team that Drew Carey has partial ownership in. I'm surprised Carey didn't say anything about it, although he might have wanted to.

As Kendrick is walking away after spinning the wheel, I think Carey might say something about his shirt, but I can't quite make it out because I am a dummy.

Quantrill
Nov 18, 2005

DannoMack posted:

As Kendrick is walking away after spinning the wheel, I think Carey might say something about his shirt, but I can't quite make it out because I am a dummy.

Yeah, Drew says "Go Sounders, thanks for wearing the shirt" or something like that. Drew is a huge supporter of the Sounders for some reason (he should really back the Crew).

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

Quantrill posted:

Yeah, Drew says "Go Sounders, thanks for wearing the shirt" or something like that. Drew is a huge supporter of the Sounders for some reason (he should really back the Crew).

For some reason, like his partial ownership of the team that was mentioned two posts above yours. Unless you're making a joke that I missed.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

Karmine posted:

So apparently Brian Kendrick was on the Price is Right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXcerv04qJA&feature=player_embedded

"Hey Brian. I heard you equalled my number of Royal Rumble match appearances. Good job, kiddo."

Quantrill
Nov 18, 2005

Perry Normal posted:

For some reason, like his partial ownership of the team that was mentioned two posts above yours. Unless you're making a joke that I missed.

For some reason I just suck at making jokes...

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj1zDrbNzpA

MVPUUUUU

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Cheezymadman
Mar 29, 2010

by Fistgrrl
*Ballin Elbow Drop*

*crickets*

It's sad, really.

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