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Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isHdQ8_bqTk

When did Shad get a personality?

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Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Lone Rogue posted:

Clearly he always had one and has been typecasted his whole life.

"Yo, man, we gotta bust up in this joint...



and get that mufugin paper. :smith:"

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.


"See there, you assigned x as a character, when you're using it as a double. Don't let it happen again."

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Generic CAW posted:

Ugh, the world loving sucks.

:drat: on two levels!

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.


Whoever was taking that beating should have been called up to the big leagues and given the Brooklyn Brawler deal.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Lone Rogue posted:

No chant creeps me out in wrestling more than, "WE WANT BLOOD!"

But I just want Ricky Steamboat to run in and armdrag everyone again. :smith:

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--X8pAvg3DE

CM Punk hasn't changed one bit, except for everything he does and is.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Wrestlers Nair their backs? I feel like a sucker for having shaved it so many times.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

That guy doing a sideways shooting star press off the apron onto a stiff table made me sad because he did everything picture perfect and it still didn't work.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

The indy kid with the belt got me, he has another fan now.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.


"Referee, I will now throw you my pants." -Magnum Tokyo

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=qxMFKhYfFzA#t=150s

This is probably my favorite finish to any match. I've always loved the fake cheat -> double cheat -> rematch with stipulation angle.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Saint Jimmy posted:

Real wrestling fans get their breaking news from John Cena:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qdvM6bgFUQ

Eh.... Not good enough for a Cena face turn.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32OPyEAraU4

Chris Jericho's debut. An amazing pop, a promo as true today as it was then, and me having just turned nine years old made this the best moment in wrestling history.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Mr. Carlisle posted:

This was way funnier than I expected - my favorite was probably the dude doing the spinaroonie.

The best part is that by the first word they say we all know the entire catchphrase, and it's going to be torture hearing it.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.


This is like that Red Letter Media Star Wars Episode 1 review but with wrestling.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Perry Normal posted:

I always figured Haggar was based on Dan Severn.

Don Frye, most people can't tell the difference either.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Mullah Nasrudin posted:

"I've got a college education and a criminal record, so I know how to make decisions."

Mustafa's pause and head-shake is what makes it perfect.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVfx2istuYw

The best Royal Rumble recap I've seen.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Bocc Kob posted:

Steve-a-mania!

I never knew Austin was in ECW. Doing... things...

His lifting belt is the best punchline to a segment ever.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

CVagts posted:

Was it just me, or was the finish of that match kinda awkward and messed up? I know that both Saint and Kidd are no spring chickens, but it just seemed weird, but the crowd went along with it, so it didn't detract from the match.

I think it was a little flat because Kidd sold whatever kind of cradle that was like death and not like something he should be trying to escape from.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.


Is that Steve Corino and Christopher Daniels?

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

The newest Botchamania has probably the best save from a botch I've ever seen right here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=LqLU0-_o0GQ#t=479s

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

I thought Naomi botched a dropkick and didn't get any air, so Aksana covered by dropping to one knee and Naomi hit an enzuigiri. I've never seen a low dropkick that had a sideways turn like a missile dropkick does.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Goldust has the perfect Rock inflections but pitched up a little bit.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

DMPunk posted:

I can't wait for Jericho to come back...

http://youtu.be/X3riJNA6yD4

13:42 is great because it never happens anymore. You tell people the rules a lot and what happens when they're broken, then when the rule gets broken there are consequences and no one feels like an idiot for not understanding it.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

That wig was my pick to win the rumble!

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

"You don't have to leave, but you can't stay here."


-CM Punk



Truly a philosopher.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Archibald Peck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=m1sF1GanSGY#t=510s

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.


That was by far the safest Outsider's Edge in history.

Also the spot where he avoids the middle rope thigh attack was pretty smooth.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

njsykora posted:

The version of the story I heard is that one guy actually pushed Punk on purpose, then the guy who got hit was just a guy who got knocked into him by someone else.

At least two people purposefully pushed or hit Punk. The small man in black and the small man in gray. The large man in black just got the poo poo end of that stick.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

My favorite Regal line:

"Because I will, quite gladly now, go and change into my ring attire, and I will join you back in that ring, and I will battle you with every ounce of vile and venom that runs through my veins!

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

He might be Local but he's certainly not Lowcarb.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Paper Jam Dipper posted:

Fandango vs. Jamie Noble featuring incredible wrestling commentary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z4EtZsFO8E

"What's he doing?"

"He's pouting."

I thought at first the guy said, "He's powdering," but I really overestimated his wrestling knowledge.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Where can I find more of that luchadora at the end?

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.


I always knew I had heard Damien Sandow's voice before.

He stole it from Louis C.K.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

VogeGandire posted:

Plus, I love that, instead of threatening to beat him up there and then, Regal offers to get changed into his ring gear THEN beat him up :allears:


"I will, quite gladly now, go and change into my ring attire, and I will join you back in that ring..."

What a gentleman.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Joe handing out beers, oh my god.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Ozz81 posted:

Haha, I love Bryan..."ok, that's enough...what? Keep YES-ing?! :sweatdrop:"

"Okay, surely this is quite enough of the- oh, alright then."

vOv \O/ vOv \O/ vOv \O/ vOv \O/ vOv \O/

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Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.


Never sample from the first thirty seconds, unless you're John Cena.

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