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Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

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Mr. Carlisle posted:

What in the world :psyduck:

Shiiiit, first people bitch about their not being enough managers nowadays, and now holy poo poo stop the fuckin presses there's too much managers.

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Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

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Gonzo McFee posted:

Johnny Ace has some words for that there internet...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQAcGlwdSjI&feature=related

That's the weakest fake growly voice ever.

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

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Lucasar posted:

Oh man I love it when you post this stuff. Most of them had a prop or weapon when they came to the ring. Was that a stip?

And is a closed fist legal if it's involved in a gay rape?

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Suben posted:

Or Sayaka Obihiro's keyboard probably being a reference to the fact that something whatever

Have you ever smacked something heavy with a keyboard? loving keys flying all over the drat place, is what happens. I've never seen anyone use a keyboard as a weapon in a match, but it would be just about the best not-that-damaging signature weapon available. Fuckin keys, flying in every direction. It would look neat on camera.

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

gently caress yeah. Why doesn't this happen in front of nice cameras every once and a while? Not regularly, just when folks really need to get hit in the head with poo poo, what with this PG something ect. ect..

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

C. Everett Koop posted:

Keyboards hurt. Some hurt more than others, but if you want the "keys flying everywhere" effect, you've got to really swing it, and it's like being hit in the head with any other fairly solid object.

It ain't that hard. It would hurt, like, 10% as much as a power bomb.

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

MuonManLaserJab posted:

I really want to see an MMA org that does poo poo like tuxedo matches. How do you decide who's looser though, do you count the STDs?

The first fighter to drive his opponent's corsage pin into his nipple wins.

Pneub fucked around with this message at 08:07 on Mar 24, 2011

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Also, Larry's not too far off on the height. I ran into him after a show once and he was only an inch or two taller than me (5'6"), tops.

Hey, he was built like a tank (about 40 years ago).

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

I think there's a point were you should just find an exposed bolt somewhere to hit your head on and get it over with.

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Matlock posted:

Undertaker needs a manager to give him a bite of a sandwich while he sets up a tombstone

Or an vicodin and a drink of water for his knees.

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Lone Rogue posted:

I like to remind people of what could have been.

What could have been if someone in the WWF decided, "You know what the WWF needs in 2001? A veteran monster who can connect with the crowd and tell a decent story, even if he has little technical wrestling ability."

What if, in 2001, the WWF gave this man another chance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHaZ8RbLlUc

Huh, I always thought Earthquake died of extreme fatness/cocaine like every other super-heavyweight. I never knew about his cancer until I looked it up just now.

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Perigryn posted:

The Million Dollar Man is HERE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMDRdnMDSto

If I could just whore out something I made myself for a moment:

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Mr. Carlisle posted:



He weighed more when he was 16?!?! Something doesn't add up here...

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

MassRayPer posted:

In case you are one of the three people who doesn't watch NWA Mountain State Wrestling you should watch the first minute of this week's show very closely: http://youtu.be/Q0vrbxsHqCs

This is the most disappointing porno eve- oh hey, wrestling!

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Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

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Christian Dinosaur posted:

moty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU_iJfo9yig

Don't they still let CAWs come out holding a kendo stick?

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