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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Ignore the audio, the only clip I can find is dubbed in Finnish.

Jon Hess is simply put, the greatest fighter in the history of all possible universes. He has studied all known fighting styles, found them lacking, and developed his own, the Scientific Aggressive Fighting Techniques of America, or SAFTA. The emphasis here is on scientific. SAFTA is better than Muay Thai, Wrestling, or BJJ because of science. Watch that science on display here. (Hess is the giant dude)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6GgGbpbeR8

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xitt4OahlAo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB6y242B_zg

Here's both parts of a match I liked. Booker T and the Dudleys vs Kurt Angle, Edge, and Christian in an Elimination Tables Match.


Also, a request: the 8-man Extreme Rules rematch between the New Breed and the ECW Originals.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Deadpool posted:

Here ya go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qac3c3TABOM

Thanks for apparently uploading this. I love that the other 6 guys keep brawling as the finish happens. Really drives the hatred angle.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


The Elimination Chamber, featured in Sunday's show, may be the biggest wrestling cage ever.

This is not.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVaTRP0-ud0

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Wasn't CZW the place where that fat idiot started booing the Eddie 10-bell salute?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53hiHAkK6KA

Savage is a chameleon.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Jive Soul Bro.

Jive Soul Bro.

Jive Soul Bro.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh2MiBZ4ox8&feature=related

Scary Warrior promo, subtitled.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


DMPunk posted:

on a first date most likely.

On a series of first dates, I would imagine.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I love the team of Evan Knoble and Jamie Karagias!

DEAR RICHARD posted:

That CZW commentary team. Holy poo poo.

Combined age: less than Josh Mathews.

projecthalaxy fucked around with this message at 05:24 on May 25, 2011

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Perigryn posted:

Is that counting all three guys?

Sure, why not.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I love how in addition to the endings, we now have a new "I sold out" song.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I remember they did a similar thing when Big Show betrayed team Raw at Bragging Rights. Finisher sequence starts at about 4:15. However, the earlier part shows HHH in a vulnerable position. Don't watch that.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I'd like to request an mma video. It's from some z-league where a TKD dude is fighting a much larger wrestler. The wrestler ducks a diving kick then just slams the daylights out of the TKD guy in like 30 seconds.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Perigryn posted:

Obligatory post:
http://www.czwfans.com/wiki/index.php/CZW_Follies

This is like that WCW quotes list, but low-rent. I've never seen a CZW show, but this is hilarious.

'Mid-match a brawl between Sonjay Dutt and M-Dogg 20 spills over into the public restroom. M-Dogg throws Sonjay into a stall occupied by a fan, who shouts "HEY, you hit my loving nuts."'

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I hope CommenHating becomes a regular Botchamania segment, that was hilarious

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Joey McChrist posted:

This is incorrect. No one ever goes through a Japanese table.

Botchamania 191 (Sorry it's only on blip and the botchamania website)

That first moonsault Cody missed :pwn:.

I don't think you are supposed to land on your chin, dude.

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