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DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?
This is the most rear end in a top hat filled crowd ever. Beefcake's RAW interview in 1993.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BicCgpqT6oQ

"KILL YOURSELF!"

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DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

quote:

We are back and it is time for Aksana Show. Aksana guest tonight is Kenny Li.

Aksana welcome her guest Kenny Li. Kenny is already in the ring and he is meditating. Aksana join Kenny on floor. Aksana has present for Kenny so she give him fortune cookie. Kenny speaks in Chinese and then he breaks the cookie and then he reads her fortune. Aksana laugh at what he say even though she no understand what he say. Aksana ask Kenny about his beads and she asks if they were made in China, but he says that they are from Taiwan.

Aksana is interrupted by Peter Orlov and James Bronson. Peter says that he wants to talk about being his new tag team partner. Peter speaks to Kenny in Russian while Aksana speak in Lithuanian. Bronson interrupts and starts to speak in what appears to be German.

We go to a graphic that says that Aksana Show has been cancelled. We go to commercial.

Anyone who watches FCW, I very much would like to see a video of this.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?
Also, one of my favorite Ric Flair promos ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb-_MQq8aCs

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

Mr. Carlisle posted:

This is amazing. His match with The Rock after Raw went off the air was intense!

You lie. Vance Archer was not in that match.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

apsouthern posted:

CHIKARA Trios match, but not in front of a CHIKARA crowd. Kind of interesting to see how a different audience reacts to Ice Cream Jr and his sprinkles, when they're "looking forward to" an Ian Rotten/Mickie Knuckles bloodbath later on.

From PWX Lighting the Fuse (2006): Mike Quackenbush, Equinox & Shane Storm vs. Hydra, Ice Cream Jr. & Akuma http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xh5yu3_not-quite-chikara_sport

That match kind of sucked, but it got decent by the end. Poor Akuma and his lovely team. Vin Gerard has come a long way from that match.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

Deadpool posted:

Daniel Byran: An ant that sincerely loves his mom.

How did Bryan not answer the animal question with BEES! BZZZZZZZ!

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?
This jabroni in the red sweat pants will never make it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHEcm9IcseA

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAaD4kHHCfo

Michael PS Hayes & Jim Cornette debate Godzilla vs King Kong.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

Mr. Carlisle posted:

What in the world :psyduck:

Its like wrestling pokemon.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

TheMadStork posted:

The finest Youtube Fed on the planet. The Sitcom Wrestling Association!

http://www.youtube.com/user/SitcomWrestling

Figures, Bill Cosby would get pyro.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?
Scott Steiner calls Shawn Michaels a woman in ECW 1995.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QA9g_CBa0c

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?
One day, CZW will have a Loaded Gun match where shooting your opponent is legal. I am kinda surprised Japan hasnt thought of it already.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

Davros1 posted:

I mentioned this in some thread a loooooooooooong time ago, and someone said they were interested in seeing it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usEQQSy8nGk

IRS' debut. Now, we're all familiar with Irwin R. Schyster. Seen him on tape, DVD, and legends show. Well, in his debut, there was something slightly different about his ring attire. Oh, he still had the tie, suspenders, and dress shirt. But instead of the black pants he would later compete him, for his debut, they were breakaway pants.

his tights were weird. Looks like skinny jeans or something.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnSjkoCin5M

Cena, 16 time world champion! Wooooooo!

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

Cheezymadman posted:

So what was his punishment?

He had to go to IWA:MS shows instead.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

Korak posted:

They seriously need to bring this back for more matches. DQ finishes should be used very sparingly.

The original ECW had about 2 DQ finishes in their entire run.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

Alastor_the_Stylish posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--X8pAvg3DE

CM Punk hasn't changed one bit, except for everything he does and is.

CM Punk is my hero. Although making fun of wrestling fans, esp IWA wrestling fans is really swinging at low hanging fruit if you know what I mean.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?
I never understood how the New Blood were the heels in WCW. You had young guys wanting a chance to prove themselves and not be held down by the aging, overpaid, overpushed ex WWF guys. What made them heels?

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66-kLJ4sVnM

Sunny coulda married Shawn Michaels and been the mother of his kids. Just think about it. That coulda been Sunny that Jericho punched in the face!

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

Cheezymadman posted:

It's weird how Sunny looks entirely average now, but she used to be basically a sex symbol.

I still got a crush on her. My favorite "diva" ever. She's only 37 still.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

Lone Rogue posted:

Sunny brought the sex to mainstream wrestling. However, she wasn't the original Diva. She never wrestled and always kept to the role of a manager (which she's honestly underrated for).

Sable pioneered the "Diva" archetype which has fake tits, a stripper body and can barely wrestle but gets put out there to wrestle anyway because she's popular.

Sunny was the first female manager you truly loved to hate. She just brought something Miss Elizabeth, Sherri, Woman, etc didnt have. The only other female I think that reminds me of Sunny was Lacey. Its a shame Lacey retired, because she could have been really awesome if WWE ever hired her.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?
I'll never understand how ANYONE can think getting a tattoo on their face is a good idea.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?
God drat does Zack Ryder rule. I cant remember ever seeing a guy who almost never wins so happy with life. He's like the anti-Kaval.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

Mr. Carlisle posted:

There aren't many ways you can spin someone saying only three or four people watch Zack Ryder's show to make it look like he wasn't just being a dickhead.

Edit: Here's what he said

Host: Why isn't Zack Ryder on television?
HHH: Why isn't Zack Ryder on television.....
Host: The Broski's want him on Raw
HHH: Yeah, oh - you and which other one?
Host: I think there are alot of us right?
HHH: What, three or four maybe?
Host: Maybe
HHH: Yeah, uh, probably for that reason. There's just the three or the four.

He then launches into the bullshit about having alot of young guys in the company and yadda yadda. It was a dick move when Cena and Miz put him over huge and Triple H tried the verbal burial approach.

Well, Triple H is allowed to not care about Zack Ryder if he wants to. Maybe woo woo woo he doesnt know it.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIEOi0DpUNg

Apparently, John Cena used the "pinwheel/blow me" joke before.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

Suben posted:

This is great. It's pretty funny that he's already got a lot of poise, confidence, good delivery and everything while his brother is just awkward and fumbling over his words.

Also, it's cool to know that he was fan long before ever getting into the WWE.

Starman needs to be in pink spandex with a blue star mask.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?
Poor Curt. The Major Brothers are getting screwed.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?
WWE is missing the boat!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyQoXvq64PU

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

Saint Jimmy posted:

Push this man. I know we say it every week. It doesn't matter. Push this loving guy.

Edit: I didn't know who had trained Ryder, so I went to his wikipedia page. Turns out he was trained by Mikey Whipwreck. So I click on his wikipedia page and am greeted with this:



What the gently caress happened there?

That TPE training finally is paying off!

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?
Vin Gerard likes to prank his roommate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-te1TWXYuo

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

Joey McChrist posted:

CharmCityShoots has the Legends of Wrestling: Canada roundtable up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-7c1SWtXkE

Pat really disliked Bret's choice of greatest Canadian wrestler. drat dude, let it go.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvCJ7Gk87hM

Imagine if Vince came out during the middle of a match and told them to end the match, then slap the booker/writer of the match upside the head.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

weekly font posted:

That's not PG, Rocky!

I know, he said wrestler!

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?
Sheamus on the Irish version of Jimmy Fallon's show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvVMfolLT9g

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

Cheezymadman posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_5PQhQbX2k

What in the actual gently caress?

Can he sing "With My Baby Tonight" ?

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

Suben posted:

I'm assuming he probably wasn't that great and given that he was already in his late 30s WWE might've thought it was better to cut their losses.

I've always been curious how dark matches like this wind up a.) getting out and b.) why they're recorded by the hard cam almost like a TV match.

Pretty sure back in the day people had those gigantic satellite dishes that received off air footage from shows like this.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

Ziggy Tsardust posted:

Speaking of things F4W-related, was 'Jumpin' Jeff Farmer the same Jeff Farmer who played Fake-Sting?

nWo Sting WISHES he was as cool as Jumpin Jeff Farmer.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

Saint Jimmy posted:

:rimshot:

Yes, but once it is on my head, could I go out in public?

on a first date most likely.

DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?
Kharma is like any killer in a horror movie. She only goes over the sex crazed people. She'll leave the kids and nice people alive.

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DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

Manic_Misanthrope posted:

What about the black dude?

Alicia Fox better watch her rear end.

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