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Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Fuuuck yes.

I only went 4-2 but it was profitable.

Sorry Jase :( Time to play some pool.

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Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Memento posted:

I dunno man, I wondered about whether he'd be rusty or whatever.

Cruz and GSP seem to have dispelled the whole, "Unretire and DIE!" thing.

: quietly hurls a fat Hawaiian under a rug :

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

willie_dee posted:

It is really odd to me that in America, the land of "Freedom", you guys can't bet in some places. Is it only Nevada and some other small places where gambling is legal, or is it only a minority of places where there is no betting?

How extreme does it go? Can I bet with my mate over something for who pays for lunch?

The only way I can think of how to describe this country is puritan. Certain states, you'd be likely to get your rear end kicked for saying "God drat" than "gently caress" and similar stuff.

If something would make an old church lady nervous, you better believe some states have laws about it.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

I once had to sign an "ethics contract" to work at a Nazarene University. Apparently, both smoking cigarettes AND lottery scratch tickets were fireable.

It's a miracle I lasted over three years there.

Edit : And attending a dance. Can't forget that.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

I'm betting on you, Jase. You'll put a boot up this thing's rear end!

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

Chael vs Rampage Over 2 1/2 rounds at -105 to win 6.84

A good bet. There is going to be a lot of old man breathing in that fight.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Glad to hear you are doing better Jase. Fuuuuuuck some cancer.

Also, you live life correctly (having money and enjoying it) and I commend you.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

That went well!

Jul 7, 2018
3:07 PM
#1807869546282
Placed by
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2 Team Parlay #1807869546282
(Outcome: Win)

UFC/MMA - Fight Winner

Francis Ngannou vs Derrick Lewis

Derrick Lewis +260 Jul 7, 2018 10:00 PM

Outcome: Win

Date settled: Jul 8, 2018 1:02 AM

UFC/MMA - Fight Winner

Michael Chiesa vs Anthony Pettis

Anthony Pettis +150 Jul 7, 2018 8:59 PM

Outcome: Win

Date settled: Jul 8, 2018 1:02 AM

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Marching Powder posted:

jase is definitely ahead.


it used to be a license to print free money. if you knew anything about the sport at all you'd see insane value on every card. frankie edgar / bj penn 2 springs to mind. lol.

nowadays, occasionally you'll get insane odds like lamas being the underdog against knight or gunnar being the like +200 underdog against loving tumenov but it's a lot better generally

This times a million. In the aughts it was easy loving pickings.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

STONE COLD 64 posted:

i feel super uneasy with this card i think im gonna avoid this one tbh

Yep. I'd like to see the two mains but cannot justify 64 dollars for watching them.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

My action for the evening -

Singles -

Tony Ferguson (-450)
Dominick Reyes (-265)
Derrick Lewis (+125)
Felice Herrig (-120)
Nik Lentz (-240)
Conor McGregor (+135)
Ryan Laflare (-130)

Placed - 2 Team Parlay
Ryan Laflare (-130)
Conor McGregor (+135)

Placed - 5 Team Parlay
Nik Lentz (-240)
Felice Herrig (-120)
Derrick Lewis (+125)
Dominick Reyes (-265)
Tony Ferguson (-450)


Placed - 12 Team Parlay
Conor McGregor (+140)
Alan Patrick (-325)
Yana Kunitskaya (-275)
Nik Lentz (-240)
Vicente Luque (-700)
Aspen Ladd (-190)
Sergio Pettis (-200)
Felice Herrig (-120)
Derrick Lewis (+125)
Dominick Reyes (-265)
Tony Ferguson (-450)
Ryan Laflare (-135)

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

JaySB posted:

So, what do you have in action now that LaFlare just died?

Fuuuuuuuck.

Those were just one and two dollar parlays. Didn’t lose anything important. My single bets are five and ten buck bets.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

I think I used up all my MMA sports betting mojo for the year by winning the Black Beast fight.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

jase1 posted:

Read the thread name folks.

Get that money fast, I think the result will be different in the morning.

(Congrats too!)

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

I do a lot of sports betting, but not at high levels.

I normally "win" football seasons, I do ridiculously well on baseball which I hate, and then lose my winnings on MMA.

I picked Serra by knockout of GSP and turned a twenty into two hundred a decade ago. I think that was my last good MMA bet, ever.

Well, Derrick Lewis, that was up there.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

I'm going on blackout because of a time delay, but betting on a Chael submission is like betting on Fedor winning via decision. It ain't gonna happen. Chael turns people to paste, Fedor turns people into paste and punches. Bet accordingly.

(Please GOD let me be wrong)

(I put a moral fiver on Chael)

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

A good Fight Night -

Win - 3 Team Parlay
Gian Villante 0.0 (-225)
Court McGee 0.0 (+195)
Anthony Smith 0.0 (+135)

I thought for sure I got hosed by Gian, who I just had on there for parley padding.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Marching Powder posted:

i didn't really feel like betting today so i just chucked $20 parlay on weidman (decision) and dc (sub) to win like 150

I did literally the same thing.

We made a bad decision.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

How in the name of God is Fedor a near +300 dog in the Bader fight? Did he have a stroke or something?

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

STONE COLD 64 posted:

he's old as gently caress fighting a younger fighter who doesn't have to cut. he also lost fights to matt mitrione and fabio maldonado (even though the record says division win, he was knocked unconscious in that fight and most unions/commissions dont recognize the result given.)

Bader has like, what, one knockout from five years ago?

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

yea ok posted:

you should put money on fedor

My World Series run was good enough that I will, just trying to decide if it's worth a tenner or a twenty.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

I certainly see how Fedor would be the dog in this fight, but for 300+? That's a good dog bet.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

old.flv posted:

It seemed pretty obvious that betting on tito was easy money but lol at ever betting on tito

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Did a Round Robin on Uriah Hall, Anderson, Cyborg, and Gus.

Thought I'd nail the first three...God god damnit damnit.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

STONE COLD 64 posted:

a guy at my book hit an 8 teamer off last night's ufc. $40 to collect $5,300. y o w z a.

I once hit an 8 fight parlay, rushed back to my betting account to revel in the money, and realised I hadn't pressed the "confirm bet" button. :stare: That loving sticks in my craw.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Garbrandt just cost a lot of goon parlays.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Argh, dangit.

Just put a fiver on Torres as a slight dog. "Number One Chinese Prospect" doesn't inspire confidence.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:


dangit

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

If I bet on Brutal Bomb and be out screaming at the sky right now.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

G-Hawk posted:

i got some pettis+325 because why not and a couple lame favorite parlays

:respek: Covered my losses for the night and went into profiting. Thank you, Pettis.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

I love pool hustling stories. :downs:

Had a Yoder, Lee, Barbarena, Zombie parlay/round robin.

Barb was supposed to be parlay padding, and he was the one that lost. Cost me about 40 bucks. Still, not bitching. My round robin made money.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

It was a good day -

Win - 3 Team Parlay
Raquel Pennington 0.0 (+115)
Irene Aldana vs Raquel Pennington
Alex Caceres 0.0 (-120)
Alex Caceres vs Steven Peterson
Andrei Arlovski 0.0 (+155)
Ben Rothwell vs Andrei Arlovski

I cannot loving believe in 2019 Arvolski held up my parlay. Also had a round robin on these picks. I more than quadrupled that wager.

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Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

It was a good night. I bet real money on Roxy and it didn't catch fire.

Sorry, Jase. That stings.

Placed - 3 Team Parlay

- Aleksei Oleinik (-110)
Aleksei Oleinik vs Maurice Greene
- Holly Holm (-145)
Holly Holm vs Raquel Pennington
- Conor McGregor (-315)
Conor McGregor vs Donald Cerrone

Win - Single
Roxanne Modafferi 0.0 (+525)
Maycee Barber vs Roxanne Modafferi

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