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Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse
God bless jase1, God bless America

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Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse
This remains my favorite thread on the forums, never bet on mma

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse

jase1 posted:

Can anyone tell me how many times I have bet on robbie lawler in this thread? I swear I bet on him a couple of other times I remember him getting his leg almost kicked off and then he knocked some guy out and I bet on that fight and then I think I bet on him to KO someone but I cant find these in the threads so maybe I posted it in another gambling thread?

That first one was the definitely Manhoef fight, don't remember the other

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse

jase1 posted:

Most likely placing a large bet on Rousey. The cavs made me a shitload of money Christmas day and the drunks didn't disappoint at the casino either so to end the year I am going big. Can anyone make a case for Nunes? I see rousey at -130 and think it's a steal.

Unless Nunes is giving crazy odds on a early finish I'd go with Rousey

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse

jase1 posted:

It took a ton of negotiating and lots of fancy presents but after speaking with the wife I am now allowed to place a huge bet on the Mayweather fight. I can't bet pro football for 6 weeks if Iose so here we are. Facetimed with the bookie last night and he said the Mayweather fight is now at Floyd -357 I am stunned at how low it is and spent all night making a deal with the wife so I can place a substantial bet on the fight. Confirmed with the bookie that he wont cancel this bet and he also is letting me go over my max limit for this because he is laying off most of the action anyways. I guess he has a ton of people betting loads of money on Conor which blows my mind. So after a new bedroom set, a new dog named floyd by the way (was the only way I would let her get one) and some new privacy landscaping around our lanai, I can now announce my bet.


50k on Mayweather at -357. Largest bet I have ever placed in my life and I am super confident in this bet. I know the fix may be in but the rush will be worth it.

Fuckin hell yeah dude

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse

jase1 posted:

Congrats to you as well. I still don't get why Conor kept hammer fisting Floyd. I don't think you can do that in MMA to a standing opponent right?

Yeah you can't strike to the back of the head in mma as well. Maybe he was just not used to someone bending at the waist as much as Floyd was, and just wasn't prepared for it


And congrats jase

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse

jase1 posted:

Just one bet for Saturday. Not betting to much because I have 15k on Ohio State -7.5 vs Oklahoma.

1k on Borg @+590 which I fully expect to lose but I like long shot bets for the thrill of it. Most likely won't watch the fight because I will be watching the bucks game and I think it will be on at the same time.

I am also in Cape Coral and will most likely be in the path of the Hurricane just not sure if it will die down yet or not before it gets to me. Have a poo poo load of water, a generator, lots of food and liquor cabinet full of scotch so I am ready to fight Irma to the death. I sent my wife to Atlanta to stay with my cousin and my Uncle will be here with me. House is on a hill, I got hurricane proof windows and hurricane proof garage. So unless poo poo goes really bad I should be fine.

Well, the Borg fight is off. Not many other interesting bets on the card.

Stay safe jase

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse

Fozzy The Bear posted:

All done.
I didn't include the Mayweather fight, it looks like his bookie wouldn't take the bet.



jase1, I think you might have a gambling problem.

Nah, he's fine. If I recall he does much better on traditional sports (pool/poker too?) and he just does this to make the fights more interesting/ give us good posts

Troxartas fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Sep 11, 2017

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse

jase1 posted:

Here is what I have for tonight so far I might add more based on college football Saturday. I have been killing it with the O/U's in the baseball playoffs so I am gonna bet more than usual. Update that spreadsheet weird dude.

5k on Derrick Lewis @ +190

2k on DJ to win by KO, TKO or DQ @ +220

2k on Tony Ferguson to win by submission @ +290

10k on Tony ferguson @ -270

1k parlay on Lewis, DJ and Ferguson that pays like 3k.

Hell yeah my man, good luck

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse

Captain Log posted:

I'm betting on you, Jase. You'll put a boot up this thing's rear end!

Wait, if we going on the success rate of this thread, we should probably be betting on cancer if we want Jase to be ok

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse

jase1 posted:

Procedure went well they removed all the cancer from my bladder so I have been downgraded to just low grade bladder cancer and going in and getting monitored once a month the only issue is my dickhole hurts like a motherfucker anytime I piss and nothing takes that pain away.Guess its the chemo medication they shot in my bladder and the fact they ripped a catheter out with no warning. Hope I never have to anything like that again. No alcohol and no pot for awhile per doctor and mostly the wife's orders but good news even though I am technically suppose to be on a gambling lockdown wife said it was alright to make one bet up to 5k on tonights fights since we are gonna watch it anyway and I am not betting on the bucks game. After careful consideration with my Uncle who is a bottle of scotch deep and is currently raiding my liquor cabinet for the bucks game we decided on a 3 bet parlay.

5k on gaethje -185, ngannou -235 and holloway -235 that pays like 10k or a little more than that i thinks it like 10500.

Good to see you back jase, good luck on the bets

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse

JaySB posted:

Hypothetically, if you were training at a gym where a fighter who had an upcoming fight was training and they got choked all the way out and then said it was because they're having a hard weight cut, would it be wrong to bet against them?

Depends on how close the odds are

Edit: I also would swear to secrecy if you pm'd me the name

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse

Skip My Posts posted:

who is ketlen veiera? cat zingano is alright and an underdog. im gonna be in nevada this saturday and gotta make some bets on this lovely rear end card.

She got ranked high after beating Sara McMann but after this past weekend that might not be as impressive as it looked

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse

jase1 posted:

I am enjoying that boat and so is my wife and all her friend. Pro tip marry a woman who is a makeup artist. Her friends love a man with a boat.

What’s the next event? I’m jumping back in. Went on a small road trip and made about 50 grand and got my bankroll back above 200k. Turns out running the 2 man scam at dive bars works really well in south Florida. So does hustling bro douches in Miami who were emptying their wallets to get a chance to shoot against me after I won a chip tourney at a local poolhall.

Cyborg is fighting another girl from a weight class below her this weekend, there's no chance Cyborg loses. The only fight with decent odds is Pyle/Ottow I guess? With Pyle being a favorite, it's his retirement fight and has been chinny before

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse

Biafraid posted:

Pettis is gonna get subbed, unfortunately

Chiesa looks like hes gonna outweigh Pettis by 30 pounds by the time the fight rolls around, can't see it going well for Pettis

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse

Troxartas posted:

Chiesa looks like hes gonna outweigh Pettis by 30 pounds by the time the fight rolls around, can't see it going well for Pettis

So happy to be wrong about this. Pettis looked great

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse

jase1 posted:

gently caress he is at + 256 right now and it’s so tempting to throw another 10k at that price. I just won 20k a few weeks ago collecting my over bet on Browns wins so it would completely negate that win. Haven’t even touched that money yet and I’m thinking about blowing it.


But it’s what I live for using the house money to try for a big hit. I guess the only way to decide is to finish this bottle of scotch and let nature take its course. I’ll wake up sometime tomorrow and know what I decided.

God Bless

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse
That fuckin rules

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse

jase1 posted:

5k on Ngannou at +175.

good god, bless you jase

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse

JaySB posted:

Why not bet Smith by KO/TKO/Sub/DQ?

If I remember right, his book doesn't do prop bets like that, just parlays

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse

jase1 posted:

I could hedge on my parlay but I like the sweat. That last fight one of the best fights I have ever seen.

god speed

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse

jase1 posted:

5k on Thiago Santos just because I’m up a lot and I would never bet on jones. It’s purely a spite bet that I know I’m probably gonna lose.

poo poo, he's probably the best punchers chance against Jones since the Rumble fight never happened. Godspeed

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse
Congrats to you jase

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse

jase1 posted:

Hello friends.

I am recuperating from a week long gambling binge where I won 42k.

If you follow this thread you know I hate Jon jones and I always bet against him. So here is my bet for the fight tonight.

10k on Reyes at +390.

Yes!

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse
hell yes jase

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse
I would never bet on a French fighter, so consider this one vote for Jair

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse

Freudian slippers posted:

I can't find it now, but he won a title before joining the UFC with the exact same move.

https://twitter.com/grabaka_hitman/status/1492726036844404741?s=21

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse
Sorry to hear this man, you've made the fights even more fun to watch knowing how much you put down on them. And it's always fun to come back in here after your big wins.
No matter what happens your legend will live forever among us and whoever we tell about the pool hustler who would place crazy bets on sports for fun

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse
$20 on Spivak -152, first bet I’m ever making besides friendly bets with coworkers

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse
Hope this goes as smothly as it can man, thanks for everything

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse
god drat this sucks, rest in peace

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse
On my phone so I can’t go back to find posts easily, but jase loved the spreadsheet if I remember right. He’s said mma was nowhere near his primary gambling cash so he didn’t care and liked seeing how he was doing

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Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse
Yeah according to this: https://twitter.com/ufc/status/1550857568020402177?s=21&t=W1RqDtfAXYxKwp4UAyJ11g

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