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sleep with the vicious posted:Lol goons are always wrong, except jase1, except when he trusts goons sorry...
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2021 06:36 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 01:50 |
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Adesanya is the favorite? Lots of money on Izzy swaying the odds or has he always been the favorite?
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2021 22:28 |
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apparently megan was in heels and nunes was in flats if twitter can be believed or if that makes a difference for you
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2021 23:55 |
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oh gently caress, i can bet online now too. id rather find a bookie than rely on draftking's sports book, but it is the only legal option in nh so gently caress it. time to break the cardinal rule of mma betting (don't)
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2021 04:55 |
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did you use your derrick lewis loot on your "get back up" avatar or is that coincidental? just asking because i want to start a church of the black beast where we insist the dead among us can be like Jesus too if they just stand/get back up
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2021 06:53 |
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G-Hawk posted:im betting on stipe but would not be surprised at all if he gets KOed. but i have a hard time turning down underdog odds on the champ who beat ngannou once already thats 100% my feeling but im also an idiot and not betting so
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2021 00:39 |
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G-Hawk posted:Always bet the favorite, they're the favorite for a reason ya dumbasses lmao im glad i self-proclaimed myself a dumbass before saying i thought betting on stipe as a dog was a good one
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2021 05:57 |
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sorry man
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2021 04:53 |
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https://twitter.com/NumbersMMA/status/1412063099960573957?s=20 fun stat but im still not betting lol
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2021 05:20 |
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lnao godspeed jase
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2021 22:55 |
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jase1 posted:Lots of Colby fans in the sportsbook tonight. They did not like my loud rear end celebrating. gently caress em all!
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2021 07:08 |
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black beast was a dog in that fight? yeesh, i should have finally put some money down had i known that
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2021 23:15 |
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I was shooting the poo poo with a good friend of mine the other day who told me he had a sports betting "system" (college basketball) and i thought of Jase's exploits. I said "I should be on mma" fall facetiously and decided to check in on this thread. im so sorry you're going through this Jase and thanks for sharing all your great stories, insane and inspired bets, and everything else
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2022 20:33 |
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I put money in my draft kings account for the first time to bet $5 on Spivak and another $5 on Green because I hate money.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2022 20:09 |
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i won 2 bux holy poo poo! jase!
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2022 04:34 |
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jase1 posted:It’s ordered and should be available by the end of the month. 184k in cash. the fully loaded one was 224k but because I paid upfront they gave me a nice discount. ive wanted to be driven around in a maybach for like a night like ive belonged in one for a while now. i belong in a dented 1990s minivan, so go make some memories with your spouse and enjoy. that rules. you rule. she rules
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2022 00:24 |
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jase1 posted:I’m gonna hire Spivak personally to go down there with me. I can pay more than the ufc. jase winning
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2022 01:47 |
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five whole bucks on the heels and the clones at the half
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2022 04:27 |
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Jase can I get you to put a buck on iowa state for me? tyia
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2022 05:10 |
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break a leg, man. rooting for duke gor you and only you (and i guess any goons following suit, like me). here's to a heater on a cool down day! enjoy robichon! I've never been in a one star michelin place much less a three star - i hope you and your spouse eat like royalty
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2022 21:17 |
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$25 on tkz cuz im an unabashed homer. khamzat has looked like superman in his fights and gilbert is a different kind of cat but i dunno if i want to follow suit and bet on burns yet. look at me stressing out on whether or not to bet 10 bux after jase's six figure heater lol
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2022 07:51 |
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jase1 posted:Done! nothing out of the bargain bin, please. contender or better
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2022 23:33 |
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someone else is swimming in dangerous waters https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1512929821134893061?t=OTMZ6BVKUp_-iz4jscD_bA&s=19
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2022 01:01 |
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i forgot to bet on olynik on this card. i did on his last fight that was canceled
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2022 02:24 |
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DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:go ahead. keep screaming "Stop Betting Underdogs " at me. it only makes my bets Worse lol
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2022 06:16 |
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Shumagorath posted:That's awful news jase, but you're facing it with more grace than many could muster. Whatever's on the other side I hope you show them they can't gamble worth poo poo.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2022 03:47 |
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Legends, like Pride, never die. Thanks for the memories Jase
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# ¿ May 24, 2022 01:36 |
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DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:naw it was INRI lol. i dunno how it started. but INRI kept asking him for money lol lmao i hope he left inri that $300 in his will
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# ¿ May 25, 2022 21:36 |
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Lid posted:I don't bet on mma and won't buuuuuut Oh drat
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2022 04:29 |
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DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:I'm just on a temporary cold streak that's the same thing ive heard from a necrophiliac. don't trust boxc, they talk like a sicko. ill do it for whatever you can afford. my lack of bets announced in this thread means ive just been keeping my winning secrets to myself. your profits will be so much amd so often ill have to dole them out at the end of the year so we don't have a bunch of paypal fees and stuff eating into your fat stacks
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2022 21:22 |
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lmao
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2022 06:34 |
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I've only ever used Draftkings because that was the only option in the state I was in before. It's fine, but is apparently taking a cut if you back out of a bet now. Like, say you fat fingered Sam Alvey on a parlay. They used to let you cash bets out for free, but charge for it now. Ive never tried to cash anything out either because i bet on mma and i never win, so i can't comment on that in that end $5 all-Oz parlay on Bobby Knucks and Tai to win $39.40
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2022 04:24 |
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gane clearly hit tuivasa in the back of the head during the finishing combo and i will be insisting draftkings give me my $40
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2022 23:21 |
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Head Bee Guy posted:God bless the kid from stockton iirc manyak did write a bit about that in this thread but i don't remember what his actual handle was then/now when he posted it.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2022 21:12 |
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anderson apparently said he got knocked out twice in sparring and changed it to knocked down twice when the comission got curious about it. still, i can't avoid betting on old man anderson (old manderson?) to win. $23.68 (to round my account down to an even number when paul kills him) to win $68.67.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2022 23:15 |
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can i have $300?
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2022 16:49 |
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i put $100 into a draft kings account this past february. after a handful of homer ncaa mbb bets went nowhere, i made some mma bets including a few hedges on ufc cards. im currently sitting on a massive bankroll of $28. i figured id end my year of subpar underdog bets with another dog: Damir Ismagulov. bet on the other guy if you want to win money
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2022 02:07 |
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jealous???
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2023 02:08 |
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Jase continues to won
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2023 18:08 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 01:50 |
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has anyone considered that maybe he died and the afterlife is just posting on twitter and COD lobbies?
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2023 20:15 |