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Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

sleep with the vicious posted:

Lol goons are always wrong, except jase1, except when he trusts goons

sorry...

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Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Adesanya is the favorite? Lots of money on Izzy swaying the odds or has he always been the favorite?

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

apparently megan was in heels and nunes was in flats if twitter can be believed or if that makes a difference for you

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

oh gently caress, i can bet online now too. id rather find a bookie than rely on draftking's sports book, but it is the only legal option in nh so gently caress it. time to break the cardinal rule of mma betting

(don't)

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

did you use your derrick lewis loot on your "get back up" avatar or is that coincidental?

just asking because i want to start a church of the black beast where we insist the dead among us can be like Jesus too if they just stand/get back up

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

G-Hawk posted:

im betting on stipe but would not be surprised at all if he gets KOed. but i have a hard time turning down underdog odds on the champ who beat ngannou once already

thats 100% my feeling but im also an idiot and not betting so :shrug:

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

G-Hawk posted:

Always bet the favorite, they're the favorite for a reason ya dumbasses

lmao im glad i self-proclaimed myself a dumbass before saying i thought betting on stipe as a dog was a good one

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

sorry man

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

https://twitter.com/NumbersMMA/status/1412063099960573957?s=20

fun stat but im still not betting lol

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

lnao godspeed jase

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

jase1 posted:

Lots of Colby fans in the sportsbook tonight. They did not like my loud rear end celebrating. gently caress em all!

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

black beast was a dog in that fight? yeesh, i should have finally put some money down had i known that

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

I was shooting the poo poo with a good friend of mine the other day who told me he had a sports betting "system" (college basketball) and i thought of Jase's exploits. I said "I should be on mma" fall facetiously and decided to check in on this thread. im so sorry you're going through this Jase and thanks for sharing all your great stories, insane and inspired bets, and everything else

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

I put money in my draft kings account for the first time to bet $5 on Spivak and another $5 on Green because I hate money.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

i won 2 bux :cool:

holy poo poo! jase!

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

jase1 posted:

It’s ordered and should be available by the end of the month. 184k in cash. the fully loaded one was 224k but because I paid upfront they gave me a nice discount.

My wife is gonna lose her poo poo when I get that bad boy delivered to the house.

ive wanted to be driven around in a maybach for like a night like ive belonged in one for a while now. i belong in a dented 1990s minivan, so go make some memories with your spouse and enjoy. that rules. you rule. she rules

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

jase1 posted:

I’m gonna hire Spivak personally to go down there with me. I can pay more than the ufc.

jase winning

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

five whole bucks on the heels and the clones at the half

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Jase can I get you to put a buck on iowa state for me? tyia

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

break a leg, man. rooting for duke gor you and only you (and i guess any goons following suit, like me). here's to a heater on a cool down day! enjoy robichon! I've never been in a one star michelin place much less a three star - i hope you and your spouse eat like royalty

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

$25 on tkz cuz im an unabashed homer. khamzat has looked like superman in his fights and gilbert is a different kind of cat but i dunno if i want to follow suit and bet on burns yet. look at me stressing out on whether or not to bet 10 bux after jase's six figure heater lol

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

jase1 posted:

Done!

If I win I am buying my wife a UFC fighter.

nothing out of the bargain bin, please. contender or better

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

someone else is swimming in dangerous waters

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1512929821134893061?t=OTMZ6BVKUp_-iz4jscD_bA&s=19

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

i forgot to bet on olynik on this card. i did on his last fight that was canceled :mad:

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

go ahead. keep screaming "Stop Betting Underdogs " at me. it only makes my bets Worse

lol

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Shumagorath posted:

That's awful news jase, but you're facing it with more grace than many could muster. Whatever's on the other side I hope you show them they can't gamble worth poo poo.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Legends, like Pride, never die. Thanks for the memories Jase

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

naw it was INRI lol. i dunno how it started. but INRI kept asking him for money lol

lmao i hope he left inri that $300 in his will

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Lid posted:

I don't bet on mma and won't buuuuuut

Peter Yan is only a -250 favourite over O'Malley.

Oh drat

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

I'm just on a temporary cold streak

that's the same thing ive heard from a necrophiliac. don't trust boxc, they talk like a sicko.

ill do it for whatever you can afford. my lack of bets announced in this thread means ive just been keeping my winning secrets to myself. your profits will be so much amd so often ill have to dole them out at the end of the year so we don't have a bunch of paypal fees and stuff eating into your fat stacks

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

lmao

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

I've only ever used Draftkings because that was the only option in the state I was in before. It's fine, but is apparently taking a cut if you back out of a bet now. Like, say you fat fingered Sam Alvey on a parlay. They used to let you cash bets out for free, but charge for it now. Ive never tried to cash anything out either because i bet on mma and i never win, so i can't comment on that

in that end $5 all-Oz parlay on Bobby Knucks and Tai to win $39.40

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

gane clearly hit tuivasa in the back of the head during the finishing combo and i will be insisting draftkings give me my $40

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Head Bee Guy posted:

God bless the kid from stockton

Made a parlay of Nate Diaz to win by submission in under 4.5 rounds, and the son of a bitch did just that. With the draft kings parlay bonus, the odds were boosted to +1050, so my ten dollar wager paid out $115

I got robbed (as did Li) on my +300 for Leach by decision, but alas.

BTW, did Jase (alav hashalom) ever do a write-up/guide on identifying value in sports betting?

iirc manyak did write a bit about that in this thread but i don't remember what his actual handle was then/now when he posted it.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

anderson apparently said he got knocked out twice in sparring and changed it to knocked down twice when the comission got curious about it.

still, i can't avoid betting on old man anderson (old manderson?) to win. $23.68 (to round my account down to an even number when paul kills him) to win $68.67.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?


can i have $300?

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

i put $100 into a draft kings account this past february. after a handful of homer ncaa mbb bets went nowhere, i made some mma bets including a few hedges on ufc cards. im currently sitting on a massive bankroll of $28. i figured id end my year of subpar underdog bets with another dog: Damir Ismagulov. bet on the other guy if you want to win money

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

jealous??? :smug:

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Jase continues to won

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Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

has anyone considered that maybe he died and the afterlife is just posting on twitter and COD lobbies?

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