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NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

jase1 posted:

So I will add this . If Arkansas beats Kansas state by 13.5 and there are 2 more touchdowns I will up the bet to 10k. I also have Oregon -7 but I don't think that game will finish by the the time Lawler fights.


Edit: ok I won both those bets and I am undefeated For the day. So I have now upped the bet to 10k. This is the month end bet so if I lose this my account is wiped out pending the Oregon bet.

oh my god

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NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Bundt Cake posted:

jase1 election year

gambling decisions we can believe in

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Agent Tough Juice posted:

I didn't know what Lubeytunes were so I googled it and I out that they're shoes made for aliens I guess?

louboutins are extremely loving nice heels and jase1's wife is lucky that her husband is buying them instead of having has arm sawed off by debt collectors

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
a jase win is a win for us all.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

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jase my man I wish the best for you and your big bets

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

jase1 posted:

7k on Lawler to win by ko or tko at +150. If I lose this it will be a losing month for me in gambling overall. Breaking a 14 month streak too so I need this to happen to keep the streak alive!

the grind dont stop

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
JAAAAAAAAAAAAASE

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Triticum Guzzler posted:

this was just a confidence building exercise with his new bookie, don't worry he'll be back on top for diaz/mcgregor

The ole rope-a-dope....I still believe in jase1 and his ability to gamble for his wife's new louboutin heels

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

jase1 posted:

10k on Diaz. Poker is killing me this month and I am on pace to have my second losing month unless 209 motherfucker comes through for me. If I lose this I might actually have to start shooting pool again and grind up some earnings.

To victory

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
The jase1 Pool Hustle MEGATHREAD

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Where do you guys do your betting?

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
JAAAAAAAAAAAAASE

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
jase ftw

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
jase I wanna see all the zeros you're putting on Floyd

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
jase is so cool

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

jase1 posted:

I have never had a pool boy this will be my first one. My fighting days are over I have been stabbed twice and had a few pool cues smashed over the back of my head along with several beat downs in my life but mostly I was coward and got the gently caress out of dodge when poo poo was going down. It's better to run with a pocketful of money then get the poo poo kicked out of you and robbed at the same time.

I wanna hear one of these stories some time

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

jase1 posted:

Nah i was going to but the wife put her foot down and told me no so I better listen to her or I'll be tucked

Good husband

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

jase1 posted:

It took a ton of negotiating and lots of fancy presents but after speaking with the wife I am now allowed to place a huge bet on the Mayweather fight. I can't bet pro football for 6 weeks if Iose so here we are. Facetimed with the bookie last night and he said the Mayweather fight is now at Floyd -357 I am stunned at how low it is and spent all night making a deal with the wife so I can place a substantial bet on the fight. Confirmed with the bookie that he wont cancel this bet and he also is letting me go over my max limit for this because he is laying off most of the action anyways. I guess he has a ton of people betting loads of money on Conor which blows my mind. So after a new bedroom set, a new dog named floyd by the way (was the only way I would let her get one) and some new privacy landscaping around our lanai, I can now announce my bet.


50k on Mayweather at -357. Largest bet I have ever placed in my life and I am super confident in this bet. I know the fix may be in but the rush will be worth it.

God be with you jase.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Dr. Abysmal posted:

Just the thing to impress the 12 remaining people on the forum... six figure bets on sports.

I think what would really impress is venmoing me fifty dollars. I'd think you were really cool. And I'd tell everyone that you were.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

jase1 posted:

You guys do realize Jaysb finished second in the main event of the WSOP like 4 years ago ago for a payout around 5mill right? I watched it live and he made a huge bluff that I still to this day think the biggest balls of steel moves I have ever seen considering the situation.

I have no trouble believing this and thinking he's the #1 Stunna of PSP.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
JASE

WON

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

jase1 posted:

Hahaha people though Conor had a chance what a bunch of idiots. Drank a bottle of scotch and now it's time to kick everyone out and sleep this poo poo off and tell my wife I told her so.

Jase be honest with me, were you sweating a little in the early rounds

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

jase1 posted:

Not at all. I have watched boxing all my life. It went exactly as I told all the people at my house. Conor will gas and floyd will win. Didn't think it would be stopped though I thought floyd would coast to an easy decision. I sweated Robbie Lawlers fight where I won 30k more than this I was that confident or I wouldn't have bet so much.

Lol I remember that fight and sweating your bet also

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Sorry about the Sooners pounding Ohio State into the dirt jase

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

jase1 posted:

In order to get to that original 200k I learned a lot of very valuable lessons. I have an ego and I figure most gamblers do. That ego has got me into a lot of trouble in my early years. I once hustled 3 bikers in their own biker bar out of 3k and then I talked poo poo about it. That left me with a switchblade stuck in my knee a pool stick cracked over my head and then stabbed in my side. They robbed me beat the poo poo out of me then left on the side of the road by my car far away from the place. I woke up pulled 500 out of my sock and another 500 out of the spare tire and drove myself to a hospital bleeding all over the vehicle. It was a 1994 grey Plymouth horizon.

I also once met a girl at the bar who got me hooked on coke for 2 weeks with my uncle trying to get me to stop the whole. She hosed my brains out every night and then one day I woke up and all my money was gone. She knew where I hid which was the freezer at the time and she got away with almost 20k. My uncle came over and gave me his told you sos then pended me 5k and went back out on the rod and made it back and then some in less than 3 weeks.

The ego only comes out in pool now a days I have learned to control it unless I'm doing something competitive like basketball or a board game then I talk poo poo non stop even when I'm losing. It's what made my wife attracted to me. I met her at bar took a grand off a guy at the pool table that was trying to impress her then got her number and we were married 3 years later. She loves my poo poo talking at the pool table. She hates it in uno. If I didn't do that I never would have met the girl of my dreams.

Sick

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NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

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Cheers jase, hope you are on the mend and that your wiener stops giving you grief

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