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Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"
So much fun! I used to love sending out random cards and letters. Thanks, Internet, for killing my hobby - then thanks, SA, for reviving it. Looks like it's time to dust off the ol' pens.

Rufus LaPorte
209 S. Stephanie St. #B144
Henderson, NV 89012
USA

NWS okay.

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Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"
I just came back from a major holiday supply shopping spree, and I can't wait to get started on this poo poo. :neckbeard:

I may just end up sending these out early.

Christmas cards before Thanksgiving? Perish the thought. At least I'm not alone!

Rufus En Fuego fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Nov 16, 2011

Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"

13Pandora13 posted:

Over the last week I've gotten so much amazing goonmail! Big Hustle, Rufus En Fuego, Team Lunch, Seakindlienss, Keetron, and Unexpected Road you all rock my world. Replies and goodies are being crafted and will slowly begin to trickle out soon.

Yay! I wondered what happened to you. I think I read a while back that you were moving, and I was worried that my package missed you. Glad to know it arrived safe!

Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"

tiddlez posted:

I would love some Christmas cheer :) would anyone in the US fancy doing a candy exchange? I done one a couple of years back and it was amazing!

Dominique M
13 Glenhuntly Road
Port Glasgow
Inverclyde
Scotland
PA14 5LA

I'd be down with that, too. My grandparents did a tour of Scotland and brought me back some weird little pepperminty/toffee snails in a tin. I think I ate them all in one sitting.

In exchange you shall receive weird Mexican candy, and possibly lollipops with scorpions in them.

Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"

tiddlez posted:

I've PM'd Bengy back already, but this is awesome. I can't do all three at once, but if you guys don't mind me sending it out to you in a couple weeks time that would be awesome. I'll start with Bengy since he replied first. How does that sound?

I am an incredibly patient person, so whenever you get the time/inclination is just fine by me. Also, by no means limit yourself to those snail things. I lurve me some weird, weird poo poo. I'll be hitting up a mercado by the weekend, so expect to see something within the next couple of weeks.

Cards went in the mail this afternoon! I chose my recipients completely at random, and strangely, most of them either didn't want NWS or didn't specify whether or not it was okay, so I played it safe and cutesy. I had a really fun and gross idea I wanted to implement, so if anyone here would like to be visually assaulted by their holiday cheer, let me know. I would love for at least one person to share my creative joy.

Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"
I'm not seeing any photos of folks' goodies. :colbert:

Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"

Drei posted:

Gewnmails:



Thanks lamb, Rufus en Fuego, Mizufusion, and lefolieadeux for the cards and awesome swag! I think I have time this weekend to get some cards done and start mailing them out this week!

Anyone who gets tattoos from me needs to post pics of them being worn. I demand it.

Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"

gamingCaffeinator posted:

I got all sorts of swag, including a free Frosty, bandaids, and a coloring page! (And Rufus, I giggled crazily when I found your boobytrap of confetti)

Aah, man, thank you to ZombieSharks, Rather Tonic, and Rufus en Fuego.

*goes back to working on cards*

YUS. People are feeling the love! I'm glad you found the confetti to be fun, because when the GF saw what I was doing, she told me everyone would hate me for it. I stood firm, and I'm glad I did. But now that everyone knows, I'm gonna have to change my game. Hmmmm...

13Pandora13 posted:

I'm crafting your reply package - do you want it sent to your return address or the one you posted in this thread.

Also I'm game for some really, really loving weird/gross mail. I used to be an assistant manager at a porn shop so I'm pretty unshakeable.

Could you send it to the one I posted in the thread? I realized after I sent it that I brainfarted and used my home address. I don't get to see the mailman at our place, but I do get to see the guy when I pick up the mail at the PO box, so anything NWS will be totally worth the drive. And...wish granted. Gross mail coming your way soon.

Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"
Ah! I have mail! Thanks to Aunt Buck, Keetron and 13Pandora13 for the BAMF cards and goodies. Also, Keetron says I won the Cool Name Contest, so suck it, SA. :colbert:

Pics after I finish cooking dinner!

Edit: And drinking this bottle of Pinot grigio and possibly playing WoW while drunk.

Edit edit: So...tomorrow, then? 'Kay.

Rufus En Fuego fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Dec 10, 2011

Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"

cuntvalet posted:

:siren:Rufus En Fuego:siren:

I received both the card for myself and the one for my mommy (which shall remain unopened until she can open it!

Thank you for all the nifty things. And...the bed full of santa and star shaped glitter. That was...unexpected. :p

Ah! Confetti! The gift that keeps on giving...

...me endless satisfaction. :3:

Better warn Mamavalet, though.

Or not.

You're welcome.

:haw:

Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"
Putting a second batch of cards in the mail today! I don't want any newcomers to miss out.

Sorry I haven't posted pics of my haul yet, guys. I haven't been able to make it to the post office in a while. I will endeavor to rectify the situation tonight! :sassargh:

Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"
Man, I need to get off my rear end and address these. Christmas is killing me this year. Stupid shopping for gifts when I could be sending out sweet, sweet goon mail. :(

I hope some of you don't mind if some cards arrive after the holiday. It's the gift that keeps on giving...right? Right?

Oh, god.

Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

:smith: I was going to do the entire list, then I ran out of stamps and nobody in town has anymore. And the post office said they aren't going to sit there and individually stamp as many envelopes as I still need to send. So.. I guess you guys that have cards done with stamps already are all I'm sending. If you send me a card, I'll try to get you one out when there's stamps again.

What about getting them at at ATM? The ones here do that. I don't even bother getting them from anywhere else anymore.

Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"

Keetron posted:

Rufus En Fuego (my cleaning lady hates you ;-)!

Huzzah! My cards are making it to international goons. I was getting a little worried. My post office is usually trustworthy, but there's a particular employee who isn't exactly all there, and she's the one who helped me out with the postage.

CAN'T WAIT UNTIL VALENTINE'S OMG

Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"

tiddlez posted:

Rufus en fuego

I just want to say a huuuuge thank you to you for the candy! I have ate far too many oatmeal creme pies and nerds. It was so exciting when the postie dropped off the package!

I can't wait to send yours back :)

Also, thank you lamb and unexpected road for the cards. Will be sending unexpected roads candy at the same time as Rufus' stuff!

:ohdear:

I'd love to take credit for that, but it wasn't me! Yours is actually sitting on my desk, waiting to head to the post office today.

cardboardRobot posted:

So would people be up for connecting 500-1400 dots and discovering what the picture is?

OH gently caress YES. Hit me up. I bought an anatomy coloring book the other day for this exact same purpose.

Rufus En Fuego fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Jan 3, 2012

Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"
So, I checked my post office box a few days after Christmas, and since there was nothing there, I thought it was all over for me. :ohdear:

I checked back yesterday, and discovered a trove of latecomers!



Wuntnor sent me an adorable cat card all the way from Deutschland, replete with activity pages (one is an envelope you fold yourself!) and Haribo Gold Bears (not pictured - they are in my belly). Haribo Gold Bears are the superior gummi candy and all other gummis must bow to them and submit to their gummi masters. Thank you, Wuntnor!

Next up we have a sweet little hamster card from jadedhula containing happy holiday wishes. You have lovely handwriting, and I'm incredibly jealous. The card's adorable. Thank you, jadedhula!

And then there's Dangereuse and Count Drunkula with a classic Santa card, which had a beautifully rendered seven-point Star of David inside. Also contained within is a neato card that evidently came with a laptop bag (Jump the Queue? Silly Aussies - it's called a line!), a page of zen poetry, and what appears to be home-printed Hello Kitty tattoos (not pictured, because I didn't find them until after I took the photo). Thank you, Dangereuse and Count Drunkula!

After that we have a fun card from Pillory Soft that managed to excite and disappoint me all at the same time. I was sad that it didn't come with wine, but very happy that you enjoyed it yourself. The little drunken SASSmas guy is awesome (someone make it into a thing!) . Pony coloring pages, WoW cards, Christmas stickers and tattoos! I'm going to be tattooed all up. So much fun! Thank you, Pillory Soft!



But wait! There's more!



A wonderful happy snowman card from Mysa! Mysa, I love me some happy snowmen, and that's about the happiest I've seen in a while. So cute! Thank you, Mysa!

Team Lunch. You sent me :byodame: Batman, and therefore you shall ever be in my favor. Then there's the Christmas trivia cards (great minds think alike!), stickers, gigantor paper clip, flowers, and sailboat stencil! Between you, Pillory Soft and Wuntnor I'm going to have a lot to do at my boring office today! Thank you so much, Team Lunch!

And finally, a really pretty glittery card all the way from one of my favorite places on Earth, Nova Scotia, from Slightly Used Cake (god, I love that name), Cthulhuite and Socks the Dog. I spent two weeks in Nova Scotia and PEI right after college, and loved it there. Can't wait to go back! I demand photos of said dog! You can't mention a pet and not provide! Thank you, Slightly Used Cake, Cthulhuite and Socks the Dog!

:byodame: I also got my first Valentine!



Thank you, 13Pandora13. Hermione. :swoon: PS, those Razzles are awesome. Where in the world do you find them? I love bizarre candy, and that one's new to me. Thanks for the goon love, 13Pandora13!

That's it for now. I can't wait to start working on my Valentines. Gonna explode, I think.

Edit: Formatting issue.

Rufus En Fuego fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Jan 17, 2012

Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"

mysa09 posted:

I'm trying to get Valentine's Day cards to everyone. I have alot of stickers and Dollar store valentines that consist of Batman,Harry Potter, Disney Princess's and Hello Kitty. :D Expect alot of glitter and random (heart related) objects.

Also..Anyone want to send a get well card to my poor cat? She has a fractured leg. :cry:


Please to be giving me Cat's name. :catstare:

Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"

Locutus of Bald posted:

Reposting my address so I can get back in on the list. I only get Valentine's Day cards from SA and I'd like to get some cards to keep me company as I sit alone in my parents' garage and wish I wasn't a socially awkward piece of poo poo. (Just kidding. I mean, I will be sitting in my parents' garage alone on Valentines Day, but I've done so for the last 6 years and I'm at peace with it.)

Jeremiah C.
8303 Valley Ave
Juneau, AK 99801

I'll be throwing at least a half dozen or so cards in today's mail as well. Get ready for some Alaska stickers and pictures of cats!

Well, you're getting one from me, then. I just gotta come up with something super cool.

Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"
I don't know why, but I'm suddenly on a crass/tasteless/possibly un-PC bender and I'm churning out some creepy cards.

Somehow I think you're all okay with this.

Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"

cardboardRobot posted:

Of all the mail I've gotten I don't think any of it has been creepy. I definitely need some creepy cards to freak out my boyfriend. :dance:

I'll be sure to make yours extra creepy, then.

Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"
Before I blow my wad on three (I assume cunvalet's enthusiasm means she'd like one) creeptastic cards, does anyone else want a terrifyingly inappropriate and possibly psychologically damaging Valentine from me? I promise to stop just short of rubbing it on my crotch.

Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"
Since I only have enough dandruff for approximately ten cards, I'ma set the limit there. So far the following people are down with the sickness:

cuntvalet
Niemat
cardboardRobot
-D-
Famine Poodle

Five more seats left on this crazy train to hell. Who's with us?

Hooray for Jill! Does she like her toy? :ohdear:

Edit: This does not mean I'll only be sending ten cards total. I'm going to try to get something out to everyone on the list, but it'll only be mildly inappropriate instead of oh-gently caress-someone-call-the-cops.

Rufus En Fuego fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Jan 25, 2012

Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"
One left!

cuntvalet
Niemat
cardboardRobot
-D-
Famine Poodle
miryei
hyperhazard - note to rub on crotch
Munchausen
13Pandora13

I hope I live up to the hype. I dropped an extra $40 on you dirty, dirty bastards. :ohdear:

Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"

LyonsLions posted:

Me please!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

An overseas goon. I'll finish yours first!

And we're done.

cuntvalet
Niemat
cardboardRobot
-D-
Famine Poodle
miryei
hyperhazard - note to rub on crotch
Munchausen
13Pandora13
LyonsLions

FOR LOVE AND HONOR

Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"

wildlifeatlas posted:

I'll be sending out my Valentine's cards this weekend. I hope everyone here likes the Muppets! If you would like a specific Muppet please let me know and I'll try to accomodate (I may not be able to hit up everyone).

Also, my name doesn't appear to be on the list. Could that be fixed? I'd like some Valentine's mail to cheer me up. Family's going through a rough patch and school's getting really busy (stupid Faculty of Education) so I'm kind of stressed out.

Muppet options are as follows:

Kermit
Miss Piggy
Dr. Bunson Honeyburner and Beaker
Animal
Fozzie Bear
Pepe the shrimp
Gonzo
All the Gang

Could I get a Gonzo? I've had a mad crush on that screwball ever since I can remember. I think it's the chickens, actually.

Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"

Unexpected Road posted:

Please god yes. I will trade a creepy Sherlock valentine for one.

edit: welp, all the spots are taken. Ah well, you're still getting a creepy Sherlock valentine.

I may be persuaded to make one more. I only really put the limit at 10 because I had a pack of 10 cards, but I have coupons and a desire to horrify please, so I'll probably hit up the store on the way home.

Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"
Goonentines report!

Yesterday I checked my box and found love from Lamb, Niemat, Hemlock and Team Lunch!

:woop:

Team Lunch, your envelope was open when I received it, so I hope everything was in there. Looks like the seal came undone. :ohdear:

Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"
My hand hurts so bad from addressing 56 envelopes. :qq:

I need a hand massage. :qq:

THIS IS HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU ASSHOLES

Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"
Eighteen cards going in the mail today! :toot:

I'm gonna stagger these so I won't be That Guy at the already beleaguered post office. Next twenty or so will go out tomorrow, methinks.

Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"

Amarie posted:

OOPs, didn't put enough postage on. easily remedied.

Speaking of postage...

I'm cutting down on the number of tchotchkes I include in my cards. A 20¢ surchage doesn't seem like a lot, but on 60+ cards...

I shall try to include better quality junk instead.

Siiiiiiigh.

Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"
Count me in. Deadbeats can suck it.

Edit: Sent an e-mail.

Rufus En Fuego fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Feb 4, 2012

Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"
I just bought a postage scale and opened an account at stamps.com. Goon mail is srs bsns.

Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"

Hypothetical Mcgee posted:

I got some lovely valentines from lamb, niemat, 13pandora13 and Rufus en Fuego! Thanks, everyone!

One arrived! I was getting worried that the post office ate them. Huzzah!

Another 30 going out tomorrow. :toot:

Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"

RudyBrah posted:


I'm loving the dehydrated semen. I'm keeping this poo poo on ice, I'm sure to make a fortune! Might add a little to the pudding I'm preparing tonight to add some much desired "spice."

You couldn't even imagine how difficult it was to obtain. I'll spare you the details.

AuntBuck posted:

Thank you Rufus en Fuego! I will celebrate Indian Pudding Day with all my heart.

As well you should! It is only The Best Holiday. :colbert:

Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"
So, I, uh...bought a Cricut last night. It was on sale at Michael's.

Someone stop me.

Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"

genesplicer posted:

You could do like my mom does. She spells out messages in individual letters, then sends the jumbles out to us for us to solve. It's endlessly annoying!

Your mother is a badass and I could only hope to be on her level one day. :colbert:

Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"

hyperhazard posted:

I see these for sale on Craigslist constantly, but I'm ashamed to admit that I have no idea what they are. Even after following the link and reading the description, I still have no clue. What do they do, exactly?

Simply put, it's a totally badass machine that creates die-cut paper shapes, or makes negative cuts in larger pieces of paper. The one I got is the Cricut Expressions 2, so it also cuts fabric for my various sewing projects.

Here's a decent example of both methods: http://content.provocraft.com/d/images/projects/cricut/1784.project.l.jpg

It came pre-loaded with 800 shapes that I can mix and match, and additional dies for additional shapes are available for purchase. Plug it in to your computer and the possibilities are endless.

Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"
Yessssss, my cards are arriving!

Is it just me, or does it seem like USPS is getting slower? I feel like I was able to get mail across the country in only a couple of days just a few years ago.

Stupid government cutbacks grumble grumble grumble.

Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"

Thermophonic Joy posted:

I haven't gotten any more goonmail for the last four days. I suspect I've reached the end of the goonlove for this holiday.

This is why I think the USPS is slow, because I know I sent you a card.

Edit: Creepytines are gonna be late. I've been having cat drama, but expect them soon!

Rufus En Fuego fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Feb 10, 2012

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Rufus En Fuego
Oct 19, 2011

HOUSE BARK

"Winter is Potato"
I got a bunch of awesome goodies from a ton of people today! Well, to be fair, it's probably been coming in for the last week or so, but I can only manage to get to my PO box once a week, so...

Anyway, big thanks to Devi Electro, IMJack, AuntBuck, Ruby Sprinkles, when worlds collide, wildlifeatlas, hyperhazard, Mizufusion and 20inch!

Speaking of 20inch :colbert:

Can someone figure out where the hell I went wrong?



I've had this happen with perfectly legit addresses before, and just chalked it up to the USPS being lazy, but this bothers me. Wasted a perfectly good scientist stamp.

First round of creepytines going out tomorrow! :toot:

Edit: OMFG you guys this is hand drawn

Rufus En Fuego fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Feb 15, 2012

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