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So much fun! I used to love sending out random cards and letters. Thanks, Internet, for killing my hobby - then thanks, SA, for reviving it. Looks like it's time to dust off the ol' pens. Rufus LaPorte 209 S. Stephanie St. #B144 Henderson, NV 89012 USA NWS okay.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2011 18:59 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 06:26 |
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I just came back from a major holiday supply shopping spree, and I can't wait to get started on this poo poo. I may just end up sending these out early. Christmas cards before Thanksgiving? Perish the thought. At least I'm not alone! Rufus En Fuego fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Nov 16, 2011 |
# ¿ Nov 16, 2011 18:20 |
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13Pandora13 posted:Over the last week I've gotten so much amazing goonmail! Big Hustle, Rufus En Fuego, Team Lunch, Seakindlienss, Keetron, and Unexpected Road you all rock my world. Replies and goodies are being crafted and will slowly begin to trickle out soon. Yay! I wondered what happened to you. I think I read a while back that you were moving, and I was worried that my package missed you. Glad to know it arrived safe!
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2011 17:30 |
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tiddlez posted:I would love some Christmas cheer would anyone in the US fancy doing a candy exchange? I done one a couple of years back and it was amazing! I'd be down with that, too. My grandparents did a tour of Scotland and brought me back some weird little pepperminty/toffee snails in a tin. I think I ate them all in one sitting. In exchange you shall receive weird Mexican candy, and possibly lollipops with scorpions in them.
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2011 23:39 |
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tiddlez posted:I've PM'd Bengy back already, but this is awesome. I can't do all three at once, but if you guys don't mind me sending it out to you in a couple weeks time that would be awesome. I'll start with Bengy since he replied first. How does that sound? I am an incredibly patient person, so whenever you get the time/inclination is just fine by me. Also, by no means limit yourself to those snail things. I lurve me some weird, weird poo poo. I'll be hitting up a mercado by the weekend, so expect to see something within the next couple of weeks. Cards went in the mail this afternoon! I chose my recipients completely at random, and strangely, most of them either didn't want NWS or didn't specify whether or not it was okay, so I played it safe and cutesy. I had a really fun and gross idea I wanted to implement, so if anyone here would like to be visually assaulted by their holiday cheer, let me know. I would love for at least one person to share my creative joy.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2011 00:37 |
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I'm not seeing any photos of folks' goodies.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2011 17:54 |
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Drei posted:Gewnmails: Anyone who gets tattoos from me needs to post pics of them being worn. I demand it.
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2011 18:48 |
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gamingCaffeinator posted:I got all sorts of swag, including a free Frosty, bandaids, and a coloring page! (And Rufus, I giggled crazily when I found your boobytrap of confetti) YUS. People are feeling the love! I'm glad you found the confetti to be fun, because when the GF saw what I was doing, she told me everyone would hate me for it. I stood firm, and I'm glad I did. But now that everyone knows, I'm gonna have to change my game. Hmmmm... 13Pandora13 posted:I'm crafting your reply package - do you want it sent to your return address or the one you posted in this thread. Could you send it to the one I posted in the thread? I realized after I sent it that I brainfarted and used my home address. I don't get to see the mailman at our place, but I do get to see the guy when I pick up the mail at the PO box, so anything NWS will be totally worth the drive. And...wish granted. Gross mail coming your way soon.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2011 18:05 |
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Ah! I have mail! Thanks to Aunt Buck, Keetron and 13Pandora13 for the BAMF cards and goodies. Also, Keetron says I won the Cool Name Contest, so suck it, SA. Pics after I finish cooking dinner! Edit: And drinking this bottle of Pinot grigio and possibly playing WoW while drunk. Edit edit: So...tomorrow, then? 'Kay. Rufus En Fuego fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Dec 10, 2011 |
# ¿ Dec 10, 2011 03:45 |
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cuntvalet posted:Rufus En Fuego Ah! Confetti! The gift that keeps on giving... ...me endless satisfaction. Better warn Mamavalet, though. Or not. You're welcome.
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2011 04:17 |
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Putting a second batch of cards in the mail today! I don't want any newcomers to miss out. Sorry I haven't posted pics of my haul yet, guys. I haven't been able to make it to the post office in a while. I will endeavor to rectify the situation tonight!
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2011 18:01 |
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Man, I need to get off my rear end and address these. Christmas is killing me this year. Stupid shopping for gifts when I could be sending out sweet, sweet goon mail. I hope some of you don't mind if some cards arrive after the holiday. It's the gift that keeps on giving...right? Right? Oh, god.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2011 17:51 |
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:I was going to do the entire list, then I ran out of stamps and nobody in town has anymore. And the post office said they aren't going to sit there and individually stamp as many envelopes as I still need to send. So.. I guess you guys that have cards done with stamps already are all I'm sending. If you send me a card, I'll try to get you one out when there's stamps again. What about getting them at at ATM? The ones here do that. I don't even bother getting them from anywhere else anymore.
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2011 18:50 |
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Keetron posted:Rufus En Fuego (my cleaning lady hates you ;-)! Huzzah! My cards are making it to international goons. I was getting a little worried. My post office is usually trustworthy, but there's a particular employee who isn't exactly all there, and she's the one who helped me out with the postage. CAN'T WAIT UNTIL VALENTINE'S OMG
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2011 22:21 |
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tiddlez posted:Rufus en fuego I'd love to take credit for that, but it wasn't me! Yours is actually sitting on my desk, waiting to head to the post office today. cardboardRobot posted:So would people be up for connecting 500-1400 dots and discovering what the picture is? OH gently caress YES. Hit me up. I bought an anatomy coloring book the other day for this exact same purpose. Rufus En Fuego fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Jan 3, 2012 |
# ¿ Jan 3, 2012 20:59 |
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So, I checked my post office box a few days after Christmas, and since there was nothing there, I thought it was all over for me. I checked back yesterday, and discovered a trove of latecomers! Wuntnor sent me an adorable cat card all the way from Deutschland, replete with activity pages (one is an envelope you fold yourself!) and Haribo Gold Bears (not pictured - they are in my belly). Haribo Gold Bears are the superior gummi candy and all other gummis must bow to them and submit to their gummi masters. Thank you, Wuntnor! Next up we have a sweet little hamster card from jadedhula containing happy holiday wishes. You have lovely handwriting, and I'm incredibly jealous. The card's adorable. Thank you, jadedhula! And then there's Dangereuse and Count Drunkula with a classic Santa card, which had a beautifully rendered seven-point Star of David inside. Also contained within is a neato card that evidently came with a laptop bag (Jump the Queue? Silly Aussies - it's called a line!), a page of zen poetry, and what appears to be home-printed Hello Kitty tattoos (not pictured, because I didn't find them until after I took the photo). Thank you, Dangereuse and Count Drunkula! After that we have a fun card from Pillory Soft that managed to excite and disappoint me all at the same time. I was sad that it didn't come with wine, but very happy that you enjoyed it yourself. The little drunken SASSmas guy is awesome (someone make it into a thing!) . Pony coloring pages, WoW cards, Christmas stickers and tattoos! I'm going to be tattooed all up. So much fun! Thank you, Pillory Soft! But wait! There's more! A wonderful happy snowman card from Mysa! Mysa, I love me some happy snowmen, and that's about the happiest I've seen in a while. So cute! Thank you, Mysa! Team Lunch. You sent me Batman, and therefore you shall ever be in my favor. Then there's the Christmas trivia cards (great minds think alike!), stickers, gigantor paper clip, flowers, and sailboat stencil! Between you, Pillory Soft and Wuntnor I'm going to have a lot to do at my boring office today! Thank you so much, Team Lunch! And finally, a really pretty glittery card all the way from one of my favorite places on Earth, Nova Scotia, from Slightly Used Cake (god, I love that name), Cthulhuite and Socks the Dog. I spent two weeks in Nova Scotia and PEI right after college, and loved it there. Can't wait to go back! I demand photos of said dog! You can't mention a pet and not provide! Thank you, Slightly Used Cake, Cthulhuite and Socks the Dog! I also got my first Valentine! Thank you, 13Pandora13. Hermione. PS, those Razzles are awesome. Where in the world do you find them? I love bizarre candy, and that one's new to me. Thanks for the goon love, 13Pandora13! That's it for now. I can't wait to start working on my Valentines. Gonna explode, I think. Edit: Formatting issue. Rufus En Fuego fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Jan 17, 2012 |
# ¿ Jan 17, 2012 18:04 |
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mysa09 posted:I'm trying to get Valentine's Day cards to everyone. I have alot of stickers and Dollar store valentines that consist of Batman,Harry Potter, Disney Princess's and Hello Kitty. Expect alot of glitter and random (heart related) objects. Please to be giving me Cat's name.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2012 07:00 |
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Locutus of Bald posted:Reposting my address so I can get back in on the list. I only get Valentine's Day cards from SA and I'd like to get some cards to keep me company as I sit alone in my parents' garage and wish I wasn't a socially awkward piece of poo poo. (Just kidding. I mean, I will be sitting in my parents' garage alone on Valentines Day, but I've done so for the last 6 years and I'm at peace with it.) Well, you're getting one from me, then. I just gotta come up with something super cool.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2012 18:19 |
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I don't know why, but I'm suddenly on a crass/tasteless/possibly un-PC bender and I'm churning out some creepy cards. Somehow I think you're all okay with this.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2012 18:15 |
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cardboardRobot posted:Of all the mail I've gotten I don't think any of it has been creepy. I definitely need some creepy cards to freak out my boyfriend. I'll be sure to make yours extra creepy, then.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2012 19:23 |
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Before I blow my wad on three (I assume cunvalet's enthusiasm means she'd like one) creeptastic cards, does anyone else want a terrifyingly inappropriate and possibly psychologically damaging Valentine from me? I promise to stop just short of rubbing it on my crotch.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2012 20:29 |
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Since I only have enough dandruff for approximately ten cards, I'ma set the limit there. So far the following people are down with the sickness: cuntvalet Niemat cardboardRobot -D- Famine Poodle Five more seats left on this crazy train to hell. Who's with us? Hooray for Jill! Does she like her toy? Edit: This does not mean I'll only be sending ten cards total. I'm going to try to get something out to everyone on the list, but it'll only be mildly inappropriate instead of oh-gently caress-someone-call-the-cops. Rufus En Fuego fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Jan 25, 2012 |
# ¿ Jan 25, 2012 00:01 |
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One left! cuntvalet Niemat cardboardRobot -D- Famine Poodle miryei hyperhazard - note to rub on crotch Munchausen 13Pandora13 I hope I live up to the hype. I dropped an extra $40 on you dirty, dirty bastards.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2012 00:28 |
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LyonsLions posted:Me please! YESSSSSSSSSSSSS An overseas goon. I'll finish yours first! And we're done. cuntvalet Niemat cardboardRobot -D- Famine Poodle miryei hyperhazard - note to rub on crotch Munchausen 13Pandora13 LyonsLions FOR LOVE AND HONOR
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2012 00:39 |
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wildlifeatlas posted:I'll be sending out my Valentine's cards this weekend. I hope everyone here likes the Muppets! If you would like a specific Muppet please let me know and I'll try to accomodate (I may not be able to hit up everyone). Could I get a Gonzo? I've had a mad crush on that screwball ever since I can remember. I think it's the chickens, actually.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2012 17:24 |
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Unexpected Road posted:Please god yes. I will trade a creepy Sherlock valentine for one. I may be persuaded to make one more. I only really put the limit at 10 because I had a pack of 10 cards, but I have coupons and a desire to
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2012 19:52 |
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Goonentines report! Yesterday I checked my box and found love from Lamb, Niemat, Hemlock and Team Lunch! Team Lunch, your envelope was open when I received it, so I hope everything was in there. Looks like the seal came undone.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2012 17:20 |
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My hand hurts so bad from addressing 56 envelopes. I need a hand massage. THIS IS HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU ASSHOLES
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2012 07:42 |
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Eighteen cards going in the mail today! I'm gonna stagger these so I won't be That Guy at the already beleaguered post office. Next twenty or so will go out tomorrow, methinks.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2012 22:25 |
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Amarie posted:OOPs, didn't put enough postage on. easily remedied. Speaking of postage... I'm cutting down on the number of tchotchkes I include in my cards. A 20¢ surchage doesn't seem like a lot, but on 60+ cards... I shall try to include better quality junk instead. Siiiiiiigh.
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2012 18:39 |
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Count me in. Deadbeats can suck it. Edit: Sent an e-mail. Rufus En Fuego fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Feb 4, 2012 |
# ¿ Feb 4, 2012 17:49 |
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I just bought a postage scale and opened an account at stamps.com. Goon mail is srs bsns.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2012 01:03 |
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Hypothetical Mcgee posted:I got some lovely valentines from lamb, niemat, 13pandora13 and Rufus en Fuego! Thanks, everyone! One arrived! I was getting worried that the post office ate them. Huzzah! Another 30 going out tomorrow.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2012 05:44 |
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RudyBrah posted:
You couldn't even imagine how difficult it was to obtain. I'll spare you the details. AuntBuck posted:Thank you Rufus en Fuego! I will celebrate Indian Pudding Day with all my heart. As well you should! It is only The Best Holiday.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2012 02:08 |
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So, I, uh...bought a Cricut last night. It was on sale at Michael's. Someone stop me.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2012 17:27 |
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genesplicer posted:You could do like my mom does. She spells out messages in individual letters, then sends the jumbles out to us for us to solve. It's endlessly annoying! Your mother is a badass and I could only hope to be on her level one day.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2012 18:47 |
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hyperhazard posted:I see these for sale on Craigslist constantly, but I'm ashamed to admit that I have no idea what they are. Even after following the link and reading the description, I still have no clue. What do they do, exactly? Simply put, it's a totally badass machine that creates die-cut paper shapes, or makes negative cuts in larger pieces of paper. The one I got is the Cricut Expressions 2, so it also cuts fabric for my various sewing projects. Here's a decent example of both methods: http://content.provocraft.com/d/images/projects/cricut/1784.project.l.jpg It came pre-loaded with 800 shapes that I can mix and match, and additional dies for additional shapes are available for purchase. Plug it in to your computer and the possibilities are endless.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2012 20:45 |
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Yessssss, my cards are arriving! Is it just me, or does it seem like USPS is getting slower? I feel like I was able to get mail across the country in only a couple of days just a few years ago. Stupid government cutbacks grumble grumble grumble.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2012 17:34 |
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Thermophonic Joy posted:I haven't gotten any more goonmail for the last four days. I suspect I've reached the end of the goonlove for this holiday. This is why I think the USPS is slow, because I know I sent you a card. Edit: Creepytines are gonna be late. I've been having cat drama, but expect them soon! Rufus En Fuego fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Feb 10, 2012 |
# ¿ Feb 10, 2012 19:11 |
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 06:26 |
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I got a bunch of awesome goodies from a ton of people today! Well, to be fair, it's probably been coming in for the last week or so, but I can only manage to get to my PO box once a week, so... Anyway, big thanks to Devi Electro, IMJack, AuntBuck, Ruby Sprinkles, when worlds collide, wildlifeatlas, hyperhazard, Mizufusion and 20inch! Speaking of 20inch Can someone figure out where the hell I went wrong? I've had this happen with perfectly legit addresses before, and just chalked it up to the USPS being lazy, but this bothers me. Wasted a perfectly good scientist stamp. First round of creepytines going out tomorrow! Edit: OMFG you guys this is hand drawn Rufus En Fuego fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Feb 15, 2012 |
# ¿ Feb 15, 2012 02:08 |