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I was walking down the street in Erie, Pennsylvania and a young boy, about 11 or 12, sitting on the sidewalk said to me, "Papa made a mess, give him a dollar." Years later I still wonder what he meant. Did Papa make a mess so bad he needs to raise funds for cleanup? Did Papa make a mess of things financially and needs help getting out of the hole? Did Papa make a mess so spectacular he feels he deserves a dollar? Who is Papa?
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Some people are simply not meant for facial hair... This is what I realized about myself. I don't do nearly enough drugs to pull off bright red muttonchops.
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May 26, 2011 04:20
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Oh God, I recognize some of those names.
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Jul 28, 2011 16:34
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NaturalLow posted:I travel by Greyhound bus fairly often, which has given me some definite WTC experiences. One time I was on a Greyhound, headphones on and focused on playing Tetris on my phone when I felt a tickling on my face. The old Amish guy in front of me had leaned back and his long, curly gray hair was brushing my face. Same trip I had a nice long conversation with a carnie about how small town strippers are so often more attractive than the ones in the city.
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Jul 30, 2011 20:28
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Today I was in a grocery store and there was a middle-aged woman playing an organ in the middle of the bakery section. That wasn't the weird part. I swear to god she played the Star Fox 64 title theme. That wasn't the weird part. As I passed she winked at me. Not a normal wink, she winked hard. Maybe I made a weird face when she started playing that video game music. I'm still trying to figure this out, and this happened like 7 hours ago. 
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Aug 6, 2011 02:12
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Cup of Hemlock posted:The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Post Your Favorite (or Request) > Post Your Moments of Being a Total Badass Well one time I was eating lunch at school and as I was about to bite into my giant dagwood, a bully came and yanked all of the meat and cheese out and I only got a bite of bread! So I blew my fist up like a balloon, wound my arm back, then WHAMMO! I socked that bum to the moon!
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Sep 28, 2011 18:43
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Lolitas Alright! posted:So, at some point between maybe 4:45am and 8am this morning, I got up, grabbed a 13 pound banana squash, lay down in bed, wrapped it in my arms, and went back to sleep. And I don't remember it. Are you in the habit of ever taking your baby into your bed? Maybe you sleepily thought the squash was your baby and goddamn I am laughing too hard to properly finish this sentence.
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Oct 17, 2011 18:55
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