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Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


They don't even poo poo in the woods any more

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muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Charmin bears are like the Carfax fox where it has gone so far from the original ad that the character is meaningless.

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time

muscles like this! posted:

Charmin bears are like the Carfax fox where it has gone so far from the original ad that the character is meaningless.

The Geico gecko originally was asking us to stop calling him because people were confusing "geico" with "gecko" and now he's just a full on salesman and insurance enthusiast.

He also had a way deeper more genteel voice / accent at first

Larryb
Oct 5, 2010

Riptor posted:

The Geico gecko originally was asking us to stop calling him because people were confusing "geico" with "gecko" and now he's just a full on salesman and insurance enthusiast.

He also had a way deeper more genteel voice / accent at first

Probably because he was originally voiced by Kelsey Grammer

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

Sash! posted:

They don't even poo poo in the woods any more

muscles like this! posted:

Charmin bears are like the Carfax fox where it has gone so far from the original ad that the character is meaningless.

Or maybe they’ve been doing ad work long enough that they could afford a house and luxurious quadruple-ply toilet paper??

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Really upping the ante on faux emotional bullshit commercials this year; the one with the old ladies buying sleds and butt pads at the only place they could possibly find those: Amazon plays at least once every commercial break on every channel I watch. Then there's the one for Ford or something with the grandma with Alzheimer's getting driven around the only way they possibly could be: in a Ford. As someone who has had family go through it this one feels particularly manipulative to me. It's clearly working though because I saw my mom repost it on Facebook while talking about how many memories it brings to light and like thousands of other people also reposting this car commercial.

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time

Larryb posted:

Probably because he was originally voiced by Kelsey Grammer

https://youtu.be/nhYpEs8Lri8?si=ib28djnnEaC4Rr82

That's definitely not Kelsey Grammer

Larryb
Oct 5, 2010


Huh, Google lied to me then. Nevermind

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Larryb posted:

Huh, Google lied to me then. Nevermind

Google is run by AI now

Larryb
Oct 5, 2010

Anybody know who the original voice of the gecko was then while we’re on the subject?

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

explosivo posted:

Really upping the ante on faux emotional bullshit commercials this year; the one with the old ladies buying sleds and butt pads at the only place they could possibly find those: Amazon plays at least once every commercial break on every channel I watch. Then there's the one for Ford or something with the grandma with Alzheimer's getting driven around the only way they possibly could be: in a Ford. As someone who has had family go through it this one feels particularly manipulative to me. It's clearly working though because I saw my mom repost it on Facebook while talking about how many memories it brings to light and like thousands of other people also reposting this car commercial.
I thought "Cars cure dementia" was a Chevy joint, but I agree that that one's particularly loathsome. (I must admit to finding the Amazon one somewhat sweet.)

SilentChaz
Oct 5, 2011

Sorry, I'm quite busy at the moment.
Getting real tired of these old white men yelling about this "one weird trick that CVS and Walgreens hate" where you can sign up for this service to get 100mg of generic Viagra for $1 a pill instead of paying $400 for nine of them from Walgreens or CVS. What world are these old men living in where their medical insurance won't cover their boner pills?

I do love how they mention each pill comes in individual wrapping so you can keep it in your wallet where it will lose effectiveness, just like a condom.

rockinricky
Mar 27, 2003

explosivo posted:

Really upping the ante on faux emotional bullshit commercials this year; the one with the old ladies buying sleds and butt pads at the only place they could possibly find those: Amazon plays at least once every commercial break on every channel I watch. Then there's the one for Ford or something with the grandma with Alzheimer's getting driven around the only way they possibly could be: in a Ford. As someone who has had family go through it this one feels particularly manipulative to me. It's clearly working though because I saw my mom repost it on Facebook while talking about how many memories it brings to light and like thousands of other people also reposting this car commercial.

If it's the one where the lady gets the camera, that's for Toyota.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

SilentChaz posted:

Getting real tired of these old white men yelling about this "one weird trick that CVS and Walgreens hate" where you can sign up for this service to get 100mg of generic Viagra for $1 a pill instead of paying $400 for nine of them from Walgreens or CVS. What world are these old men living in where their medical insurance won't cover their boner pills?

Most insurance doesn't cover ED medication.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

rockinricky posted:

If it's the one where the lady gets the camera, that's for Toyota.
No, there’s a Chevy ad where they literally show a woman with dementia regaining her memories because she got driven around town in her old truck.

SilentChaz
Oct 5, 2011

Sorry, I'm quite busy at the moment.

Timby posted:

Most insurance doesn't cover ED medication.

Huh. TIL.

Doesn't change how terrible those ads are though. :v:

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


There's a Disney World commercial showing off the different things you can do there and one just has little girls screaming and it is annoying as poo poo.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Recent Rocket Mortgage commercials. The rapid-fire way they talk seems to be trying to capture the 'Youtube video' dynamic and it's really obnoxious.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
I was watching some Football the other day, and an honest-to-God Scientology ad with loving possible murderer David Miscavige himself appearing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHB4jfB1PuU

I know they had a SuperBowl commercial last year, but it was in that vein of other quasi-religious ads:
"vague imagery, voice over saying life seems hard, but we're here for you" an crap like that.
You only saw it was for Scientology at the very end with a URL on screen.

This one is just FRONT and CENTER with fly-bys of Scientology Centers and loving POS himself shilling for it. I'm surprised they were able to get him off the international waters boat he lives on.

I guess technically its' for the Scientology Network but still.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

There's a plucky commercial background song used in two different commercials right now (SoFi and Rice Krispie Treats I think?) and a third that I don't see anymore (one of those paper towel commercials with the people going NOOOO) that must have been on discount a while ago or something.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


I like the Pepsi commercial that only uses about 15 percent Get Low's lyrics

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Sash! posted:

I like the Pepsi commercial that only uses about 15 percent Get Low's lyrics

They may not use the "skeet skeet god drat" part, but that's what I'll be thinking of

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Sash! posted:

I like the Pepsi commercial that only uses about 15 percent Get Low's lyrics

There's a Cadillac commercial just uses the instrumental to a DJ Shadow/RTJ collab Nobody Speak.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


fartknocker posted:

They may not use the "skeet skeet god drat" part, but that's what I'll be thinking of

When I saw it, I immediately texted my brother what I saw and his reply was only "skeet skeet motherfucker"

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN

McSpanky posted:

Google is run by AI now

We gave Weird Al too much power

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
A whole lot of commercials do this lately. But I hate when you're watching sports and they do a commercial where they basically make fun of the concept of being a fan. Like I feel like the message is, "Hey sportsball liker!!! Lmao you're loving stupid. Bet you paint your face, dumbfuck. How about this insurance!!!!????" My mans who do you think is watching this?

It's especially bad when there's something like Fansville that has fun with the concept of fandom but is actually usually funny.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
The newest batch of Geico ads with the caveman.

In one of them, he wakes up from a recurring dream about the "original" incident and is just this side of a full-blown PTSD panic attack.

Another is setup as nicer, the titular caveman sees an ad for a Geico Documentary that he thinks will "set the story straight," but it's clear from just the tiny amount he sees of the in-universe ad for the in-universe documentary that he's painted as a villain/side character at best and the gecko is the main focus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI1jugqWKPA

He then starts to break down, nearly snaps at his wife before collecting himself, etc...

I'm not sure "let's poke fun at mental health" is a GREAT angle for advertisements, but I guess I'm not one of the ad-wizards from GEICO/GEICO's ad agency.

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Their eyes locked and suddenly there was the sound of breaking glass.
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Remember when there were ads for poo poo like margarine and cereal that you could go down to the store and buy and not solely for things that require a multi-year commitment and/or a doctor's visit?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

stealie72 posted:

Remember when there were ads for poo poo like margarine and cereal that you could go down to the store and buy and not solely for things that require a multi-year commitment and/or a doctor's visit?

Pretty sure the iconic Sears air conditioner was a long term commitment. I’ll call tomorrow.

Larryb
Oct 5, 2010

fartknocker posted:

Pretty sure the iconic Sears air conditioner was a long term commitment. I’ll call tomorrow.

You’ll call now

Gnoman
Feb 12, 2014

Come, all you fair and tender maids
Who flourish in your pri-ime
Beware, take care, keep your garden fair
Let Gnoman steal your thy-y-me
Le-et Gnoman steal your thyme




DrBouvenstein posted:

The newest batch of Geico ads with the caveman.

In one of them, he wakes up from a recurring dream about the "original" incident and is just this side of a full-blown PTSD panic attack.

Another is setup as nicer, the titular caveman sees an ad for a Geico Documentary that he thinks will "set the story straight," but it's clear from just the tiny amount he sees of the in-universe ad for the in-universe documentary that he's painted as a villain/side character at best and the gecko is the main focus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI1jugqWKPA

He then starts to break down, nearly snaps at his wife before collecting himself, etc...

I'm not sure "let's poke fun at mental health" is a GREAT angle for advertisements, but I guess I'm not one of the ad-wizards from GEICO/GEICO's ad agency.

Don't forget that the original ad campaign boils down to "ethnic minority is treated as the butt of racist jokes and doesn't like it".

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Larryb posted:

You’ll call now

I’ll call now :smugdog:

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


stealie72 posted:

Remember when there were ads for poo poo like margarine and cereal that you could go down to the store and buy and not solely for things that require a multi-year commitment and/or a doctor's visit?

That's because Cutler didn't stop until the agency was Harry and the computer

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
There is a local ad that runs during football games for an ambulance chaser where the concept is that you are a construction worker in an accident. This is conveyed with two people in hard hats talking at you about how awful you look while the screen goes dark to simulate your consciousness fading in and out. It's kind of horrifying and it runs a lot during football.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Gnoman posted:

Don't forget that the original ad campaign boils down to "ethnic minority is treated as the butt of racist jokes and doesn't like it".

When they did the (extremely) short-lived Cavemen TV show, the first episode was about how the cavemen had to endure being called "maggers" (as in a play on "Cro-Magnon").

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



If I never again had to hear people in ads singing a hackneyed version of My Way to sell a poo poo box, it'd be far too soon.

e: Same with the old man bellowing "From sea to shining seeeea" off key. gently caress off!

F_Shit_Fitzgerald fucked around with this message at 02:01 on Jan 28, 2024

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe
"Extravagooty"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pY2_ojk_9M

SolarFire2
Oct 16, 2001

"You're awefully cute, but unfortunately for you, you're made of meat." - Meat And Sarcasm Guy!
I'm so drat tired of anything that's being described as 'A total game-changer!'

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
I've been seeing a ton of ads for Harrelson's Own CBD. Initially thought someone was cashing in on the public's perception of Woody Harrelson loving weed, then the spokesman comes on and its discount Woody Harrelson.

Turns out it's Woody's brother with his current of a long chain of reaching business ventures.

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
I was in such a good mood watching the Puppy Bowl, and then this commercial came on. As someone who's been a Rover customer for over six years, I am personally, DEEPLY offended that they would inflict this embarrassing trash upon me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoLg6mc_N2k

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