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daggerdragon
Jan 22, 2006

My titan engine can kick your titan engine's ass.

WrathofKhan posted:

As a side note, this is why a lot of old cook books tell you to crack the eggs in a saucer first, you're supposed to be checking for embryos and spoiled eggs.

Mom always told me it was to prevent eggshells from getting into your food, and I thought she was full of poo poo because I rarely got eggshell bits in my food.

This, however, is a lot grosser than eggshells in my food and I'll be cracking into a saucer from now on. :barf:

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daggerdragon
Jan 22, 2006

My titan engine can kick your titan engine's ass.

A flying piece of posted:

This thread has caused me to look into the chicken rules of my county (I'm good to go) and start looking at both plans to build a movable coop/run and craigslists for a cheap one already made.

What are you people getting me into!? :banjo:

Animal Farm, where we suck you into our vortex of crazy cat lady-ness and chicken keeping.

edit: Oh, we moved into A/T? Well then. We're still crazy chicken ladies and guys.

daggerdragon
Jan 22, 2006

My titan engine can kick your titan engine's ass.

meriruka posted:

Here's Jerry with some of his children....he's a great daddy.


I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one thinking :chef:, what with Thanksgiving in a couple weeks and all...

daggerdragon
Jan 22, 2006

My titan engine can kick your titan engine's ass.

HappyIceCuber posted:

Hey chicken folks I hope this isn't too off-topic, but can you help me identify this chicken I ran into in a meadow



It was pretty big and territorial seemin

Looks like Light Brahma to me, too. From page 5:

Chido posted:

Specially Roostroyer :stare:, and half of his body is pure fluff.


Also:



Okay, I'm done.

daggerdragon
Jan 22, 2006

My titan engine can kick your titan engine's ass.

Chido posted:


Why are your chickens so meme-able?

daggerdragon
Jan 22, 2006

My titan engine can kick your titan engine's ass.

marauderthirty posted:

Does anybody have any good ideas on some kind of temporary fencing? Our back yard isn't sectioned off from the front, and we are going to want to keep them in the back when it starts to get warmer and the plants start coming in. There is a really thin gap with a thick bush that she doesn't seem to be able to get through on the one side, on the other I think the ideal spot to section would be from the coop to the fence as it's the smallest distance, but it's still about 10 feet. Maybe just get a roll of chicken wire and unroll it when I let them out of the coop?

We've gotten the egg eating problem under control. Actually, it only happened the one time. It was definitely a calcium deficiency. The first egg she laid after eating the one was really pale and had an extremely thin shell. I hard boiled the egg and the shell practically dissolved when I cracked it. Anyway she got some cheese and spinach, and we got oyster shells the next day and everything is all good again. Egg shells are dark and strong, and she hasn't tried eating any!

Stacked concrete bricks, a big "baby gate" by using a piece of lattice fencing from Home Depot?

daggerdragon
Jan 22, 2006

My titan engine can kick your titan engine's ass.
Make sure that the eggs your hens are sitting on are actually hers, lest you end up with something even more adorable:

Hilda the hen hatches clutch of ducklings after sitting on wrong nest

:3:

daggerdragon
Jan 22, 2006

My titan engine can kick your titan engine's ass.

coyo7e posted:

I've been trying very hard to not give this guy a call and buy some birds, I wasn't planning on getting any chickens until next year, though! :ohdear:
http://eugene.craigslist.org/grd/2939778113.html

His Craigslist posting is pretty well-done with good keyword placement, but that copy-paste smile of his is genuinely creepy, 14 years old or not :/

daggerdragon
Jan 22, 2006

My titan engine can kick your titan engine's ass.

Haji posted:

Not to get terribly off topic, but what is that a picture of?

As said, lotus pod. If you're wondering where you've seen it before, think Breastmonster. :( Now there's the stuff of Photoshopped nightmares...

daggerdragon
Jan 22, 2006

My titan engine can kick your titan engine's ass.
All chicks will now be referred to as Pokemon.

Gotta catch 'em all!

daggerdragon
Jan 22, 2006

My titan engine can kick your titan engine's ass.
Are you sure those are animals and not just feather pillows turned inside-out? :P

Can people also take a picture of the eggs their chickens put out?

I really like RazorBunny's suggestion for selling the dropped feathers on Etsy.

daggerdragon
Jan 22, 2006

My titan engine can kick your titan engine's ass.

Chido posted:

only a chicken

It's never "just" a chicken/fish/dog/cat/armadillo. She was your pet. :sympathy: You did your best, and I'd love to go out being fed watermelon, too!

daggerdragon
Jan 22, 2006

My titan engine can kick your titan engine's ass.

redmercer posted:

It's always been Penis Land, what's this "Pet Island" poo poo? :confused:

Yeah, hadn't you noticed there are cocks all up in this thread? :pervert: :quagmire:

daggerdragon
Jan 22, 2006

My titan engine can kick your titan engine's ass.

What exactly is this? Do you literally take a pair of scissors and go chop-chop, like an avian equivalent of the quick in dogs and cats?

daggerdragon
Jan 22, 2006

My titan engine can kick your titan engine's ass.
Angry Birds: IRL Edition.

Never mind the pigs.

daggerdragon
Jan 22, 2006

My titan engine can kick your titan engine's ass.

Chido posted:

I know :(, I'll go today.

Because chickens pecking at your eyes will totally lead to kidney failure. :eng101:

Let us know how it went, please.

daggerdragon
Jan 22, 2006

My titan engine can kick your titan engine's ass.

Serella posted:

Still, I've known a lot of contractors and none of them brought their dogs with them on jobs in other people's homes, special bond or not. It's just unprofessional.

My drywall guy brought his (absolutely adorable, but besides the point) 4 year old son with him when he came out to measure for how many sheets he'd need to order. I'm afraid I kind of hovered around the kid, keeping an eye on him, because come on, it was a construction site with potential sharp debris, open holes in places, etc.

The kid was more of a professional than his dad was, trundling over to hold up the end of the measuring tape as far as his tippy-toes would let him reach with the most serious "look I'm helping!" look on his face. :3:

But yeah, 4 year olds and dogs don't belong on construction sites.

daggerdragon
Jan 22, 2006

My titan engine can kick your titan engine's ass.

Chido posted:

Well I'm back. I went to a low cost clinic here in El Monte, and got somebody check my eye after a couple of hours of waiting. It is a rather big abrasion, the doctor put this dye on my eye to see it, but it is healing well. He chastised me for not going earlier (I know >.<), but thankfully it is healing well and it's not infected. He gave me a prescription for Bacitracin and strongly recommended me to get it, even though my eye is not infected (yet), and gave me some free eyedrop samples he had.

I'm gonna go buy the medicine later today when my sister gets home and can give me a ride to CVS.


As if goon revenge isn't scary enough, PI goon squad is even scarier :arghfist::saddowns:

We only want the best for you! so you can continue posting pictures of your big fat cock

daggerdragon
Jan 22, 2006

My titan engine can kick your titan engine's ass.

Velvet Sparrow posted:

It wouldn't be a bad idea to HAVE a heat lamp ready to go if needed, they aren't expensive (maybe about $20) and hang up quickly.

I have a heat lamp in the basement pointing at my water meter. It's literally a heat bulb in a reflector shield with clamps on the ends.

edit: Exactly this thing: Designers Edge 10.5 in. Brooder Clamp Light and, what, $10 for the bulb?

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daggerdragon
Jan 22, 2006

My titan engine can kick your titan engine's ass.

Velvet Sparrow posted:

Pretty much all the younger girls, and a few of the older ones, looked like that when we had all the rooboys. :( We just had way too many roosters and not enough room for the girls to get away. Now that it's just Weedcat, Bloop and Scott they are fine. Scott rarely mates hens (he's more into escorting the girls around like a dignified old gentleman) and Weedcat tends to stay with the big girls and leave Bloop the bantams.

But once in a while Weedcat will attempt to mate a bantam hen. Mostly he just sits on them for a second, swamping them in feathers and they disappear. He walks away and the banty hen looks irritated and confused. :keke:

Now that's the ultimate in wham, bam, thank you ma'am.

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