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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Stymie posted:

somewhere in a village in a war-torn region, a child wears a pair of legs that are emblazoned with the phrase "Denver Broncos Super Bowl LXXV Champions"

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
i only wear open source 3d printed legs

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Stymie posted:

somewhere in a village in a war-torn region, a child wears a pair of legs that are emblazoned with the phrase "Denver Broncos Super Bowl LXXV Champions"

you know, edios is going to sue you for leaking deus ex: mankind divided assets

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Trig Discipline posted:

MOM I CAN'T WEAR THESE LEGS TO SCHOOL NOBODY WEARS RUDE DOG LEGS ANY MORE

gently caress

I HATE YOU

*slams door*

lol

mom, the vice principal said they won't let us wear big johnson merch anymore

they made me walk home with some girl legs someone abandoned in the nurse's office

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

infernal machines posted:

you know, edios is going to sue you for leaking deus ex: mankind divided assets

nah, that would be the alouettes/grey cup if it was eidos

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
be the loner punk kid who spraypainted some sick camo patterns on his cheap knock-off legs, but it gummed them up a bit and now they don't work so good anymore

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Improbable Lobster posted:

nah, that would be the alouettes/grey cup if it was eidos

even in an imaginary future created by montrealers no one cares about the cfl

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
hey mom a fuckin' bully at school beat me up, stole my legs, and threw them on the roof can you come pick me up

Glorgnole
Oct 23, 2012

Stymie posted:

somewhere in a village in a war-torn region, a child wears a pair of legs that are emblazoned with the phrase "Denver Broncos Super Bowl LXXV Champions"

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007
look at all you shameful motherfuckers quoting a stymie, even if he's correct

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

Trig Discipline posted:

hey mom a fuckin' bully at school beat me up, stole my legs, and threw them on the roof can you come pick me up

jesus christ junior, stop wasting my loving time, just call your legs with your phone and tell them to walk to you and don't tell me the bullies took your phone, you're talking to me using it right now idiot

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

and then something about the legs being jailbroken and the remote control app doesn't work anymore because the signatures don't match

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
how about: goddamn jailbroken legs won't let me install any of the new dance moves

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
oh great now they did install but they're stuck on shuffle and i can't make them stop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g4zZ2IoEd8

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
why would i want legs when i can have a sexy sexy pair of tank treads

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
did you notice that sharon from accounting came in wearing the same legs she wore to the christmas party last night?

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Sham bam bamina! posted:

why would i want legs when i can have a sexy sexy pair of tank treads

I'd use a bunch of weirdass mutant spider legs to be honest

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
tfw your girl wears your legs because "they smell like you" and they're so big on her :3:

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
mall kiosks with faceplates for your legs lol

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
screen printed shorts saying "in case of rapture these legs may be left unattended"

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

This all is reminding me of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0eS3zC3Jco

help my robutt wont stop

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
fat ceo sits like a mushroom's tumescent cap atop the svelte silver legs of an inhuman athlete, a marker of wealth that has long supplanted the quaint paradigm of the luxury sedan + chauffeur

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007
trig did you just wake up or is it booze time in sheep fucker land?

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
Dr Dre© borg fluid

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
"yeah ever since i got that WUI i've got to blow into my legs to prove i'm not drunk before walking anywhere, but i've had a few...would you mind?"

"yeah fool me once buddy"

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

SynthOrange posted:

This all is reminding me of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0eS3zC3Jco

help my robutt wont stop

best basement jaxx slash robo booty bideo

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

DiggityDoink posted:

trig did you just wake up or is it booze time in sheep fucker land?

i live in oz, not nz

it's just coming on to booze time, 6 pm

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
We Removed All The Bolts In This Guy's Legs While He Was Sleeping, You Won't Believe What Happens Next

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007
i put on the never say never video for my girlfriend last week and she spent the first minute bitching about it then spent the rest of it trying to twerk like it

Glorgnole
Oct 23, 2012

it's rough being an early adopter

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!
sir, those legs have to go with your checked baggage. they won't fit in the overhead bins.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Trig Discipline posted:

and the macarena and hand jive suddenly come back into fashion
and then all the kids have their legs on backwards like kris kross

only it's like kris mechakross because one of them died so he had to be replaced with a robot

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Sham bam bamina! posted:

and then all the kids have their legs on backwards like kris kross

you ever try doing that? not comfy

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

SynthOrange posted:

This all is reminding me of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0eS3zC3Jco

help my robutt wont stop

still inferior to "all is full of love"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjI2J2SQ528

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012

this was really underappreciated imo

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

syscall girl posted:

still inferior to "all is full of love"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjI2J2SQ528

the bjork one is totally a better video but i like the basement jaxx song more, and thats not trying to say her song is bad

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007
bjorks song also really fits with the video whereas never say never just adds to the video

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
i was going to link the second bad vilbel video as a joke but those fuckers at warp blocked all the ones on youtube without uploading it themselves :argh:

but yeah imagine the weird spider robot from that, but its supposed to be sexy

angry_keebler
Jul 16, 2006

In His presence the mountains quake and the hills melt away; the earth trembles and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before His fierce anger?
i want the helmet from chappie that when you put it on you turn into a chappie
this is my heartfelt future dream

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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Segmentation Fault posted:

this was really underappreciated imo

tyvm

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