|
Well at least the books wont end like Lost! I am assured of this!
|
#
¿
Jul 6, 2011 04:20
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 29, 2024 09:52 |
|
|
nwin posted:Do Catelyn and Joffrey ever loving die? ... I'm halfway through Storm of Swords. Yes ...but Cat comes back as a zombie (no, seriously) after Walder Frey kills her and Robb and sews Grey Wind's head to Robb's body and Tyrion kills Tywin and Gregor and the Red Viper kill eachother but apparently now loving Gregor is going to be a zombie too jesus what in the gently caress and Arya goes blind and Jon gets stabbed and loving HODOR DIES I hope that answers your question. nuncle jimbo fucked around with this message at 14:12 on Jul 7, 2011 |
|
#
¿
Jul 7, 2011 14:01
|
|
|
So how come Theon doesn't point out that fake Arya is, well, fake?
|
|
#
¿
Jul 9, 2011 05:14
|
|
|
whowhatwhere posted:Do you want to maybe piss off the guy who tore off your skin, chopped off several fingers, and gelded you? Well, what do I have to lose? Ixian posted:It's not like Ramsey doesn't know, along with (likely) everyone at the Dreadfort. I mean, why would they care? They aren't portrayed as people who let trifling details like that get in the way of a good inheritance. But it's not a legitimate inheritance. I'd care. But if the answer is, 'they know and don't care', then well
|
|
#
¿
Jul 9, 2011 06:30
|
|
|
Blade_of_tyshalle posted:A Hodor POV would be filled with the most prosaic of prose, artfully constructed facades of shadow illuminating the long night of war blanketting the Seven Kingdoms. His thoughts would run deeper than any ocean, the breadth of his understanding wider than any sea, his ability to cut through the gossamer bullshit of others like a blade sharpened to a molecular edge. How is a dead dude going to have a POV?
|
|
#
¿
Jul 11, 2011 20:05
|
|
|
PeterWeller posted:I'm going to read the Dany chapters with relish because this is a goddamn fantasy series and it's about goddamn time we get to see some dragons loving poo poo up bigtime. I have some bad news nuncle jimbo fucked around with this message at 11:00 on Jul 12, 2011 |
|
#
¿
Jul 12, 2011 03:57
|
|
|
Miss Nomer posted:Loras was actually burned pretty bad Not as bad as Quentyn Martell! 
|
|
#
¿
Jul 12, 2011 08:16
|
|
|
Just opened my copy to make sure it's not blank and or pictures of Gurm giving me the finger (it's not wtf)
|
|
#
¿
Jul 12, 2011 19:37
|
|
|
http://grrm.livejournal.com/223563.html I missed this before, but apparently it's too hard writing everyone an extra six words 
|
|
#
¿
Jul 12, 2011 20:53
|
|
|
geeves posted:If he signing 500 / 1000+ at each, yeah it can suck. You're right, that would leave Gurm unable to write
|
|
#
¿
Jul 12, 2011 21:30
|
|
|
b0lt posted:This summarizes all of Dany's chapters: Six. loving years. NihilCredo posted:Congratulations. Do you want a cookie for that? Go away 
|
|
#
¿
Jul 13, 2011 23:11
|
|
|
hypocrite lecteur posted:some awful Iraq analogue Gotta agree, it reads like something that's - get this - six years too late
|
|
#
¿
Jul 15, 2011 06:30
|
|
|
Eight year olds, ser
|
|
#
¿
Jul 21, 2011 17:12
|
|
|
bigmcgaffney posted:Holy gently caress, coveted NFL Football Player Nnamdi Asomugha signed with the Philadelphia Eagles instead of the NY JETS, author George R.R. Martin has massive coronary Gurm probably didn't even know who Nnamdi was , but today he - like all Jets fans - will be circlejerking around talking about how that "assomuggah" guy isn't even that good anyway J E T S JETSJETSJETS
|
|
#
¿
Jul 30, 2011 15:08
|
|
|
Aurubin posted:It's sad in a way that I've resigned myself to the fact that GRRM will most likely die before completeing his fantasy dodecaolgy or however many books it'll take to end it. My friend just finished the books and came to basically all the bad thread's conclusions on his own. poo poo owned. nuncle jimbo fucked around with this message at 23:01 on Dec 6, 2011 |
|
#
¿
Dec 6, 2011 22:58
|
|
|
I would read 800 pages or whatever the gently caress of clegane loving people up and then proselytizing at them nine times before i read dance again
|
|
#
¿
Dec 17, 2011 00:01
|
|
|
Contra Calculus posted:I'm pretty sure this is what A Clash of Kings was about... or did I read a different version? drat, no wonder I liked that one
|
|
#
¿
Dec 17, 2011 02:00
|
|
|
Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Heh. Just so.
|
|
#
¿
Dec 17, 2011 21:06
|
|
|
Paperback Writer posted:I thought he was going to be like the focal character for when the Others attack. Also, kinda dumb of those Night's Watch to kill him while they are totally outnumbered by wildlings. mufugga aint dead hth
|
|
#
¿
Dec 17, 2011 21:21
|
|
|
crazypeltast52 posted:A wizard did it really is the best answer and the one with the most retention of dignity. The elliptical nature of the orbit has nothing to do with the seasons, seasons are caused by the tilt of the plant's axis and the resulting angle of sunlight hitting the planet, the planet on which Westeros is located clearly has 2 or more axes of rotation, one roughly up-down with a period in line with an orbit around the sun and another, more eccentric axis which causes the the crazy summers and winters lasting decades. Spergs aren't even sperging about the right sperging things. Spergs. whatever, sperg
|
|
#
¿
Feb 5, 2012 18:09
|
|
|
crazypeltast52 posted:Giants win, get ready for a tide of football writing and pizza for months. as opposed to what exactly
|
|
#
¿
Feb 6, 2012 04:40
|
|
|
Well theres Roman Polanski because nuncle jimbo fucked around with this message at 04:46 on Feb 9, 2012 |
|
#
¿
Feb 9, 2012 04:43
|
|
|
the eye of sauron is an example of male gaze because
|
|
#
¿
Feb 19, 2012 15:56
|
|
|
ZearothK posted:Wait, there were girls in the Lord of the Rings? yeah dude it had the kid from rudy
|
|
#
¿
Feb 19, 2012 17:20
|
|
|
Quite the jape. You want an ear? I can get you an ear, believe me. Must needs, Ser. Gods, I can get you an ear by nightfall, with Lancel and Osmund Kettleblack and probably Moon Boy for all I know. The Others take these amateurs...
|
|
#
¿
Feb 25, 2012 00:54
|
|
|
Murphys Law posted:So how much time is 2-3 years in GRRM time? http://m.ctv.ca/topstories/20120312/george-martin-game-of-thrones-120313.html this is just like when hitler had all his dudes working on plans for moonbases and poo poo when they was still kneedeep in russians
|
|
#
¿
Mar 14, 2012 18:18
|
|
|
I'm pretty sure a bunch of people got banned the last time that stuff came up so uh haha whoops forgot where I was for a sec nuncle jimbo fucked around with this message at 01:42 on Mar 19, 2012 |
|
#
¿
Mar 19, 2012 01:29
|
|
|
Maytag posted:He talks exactly like he looks. True story, the whole reason I read these books is that I saw that picture of him with his cat and said,"yep, there is no way that dude doesn't have this fantasy thing down pat"
|
|
#
¿
Mar 19, 2012 13:56
|
|
|
http://www.fictionwise.com/ebooks/b693/The-Pear-Shaped-Man/George-RR-Martin/?si=0
|
|
#
¿
Mar 19, 2012 22:51
|
|
|
Factor_VIII posted:My guess is that it reproduces in a manner similar to pseudoparasitic wasps; i.e. by implanting its eggs into an unsuspecting host where they hatch and the larvae consume their host from the inside-out before emerging into the environment. The groping at conventions is actually part of the egg implantation process. They mostly come out and night. Mostly.
|
|
#
¿
Mar 20, 2012 18:52
|
|
|
bigmcgaffney posted:(this is the cue to reply with posts that contain all grrms favorite buzzwords for at least a page) sup
|
|
#
¿
Mar 24, 2012 19:15
|
|
|
Bizob posted:Awww, c'mon internet. Some jerkoff spoiled the Red Wedding for the Otaku Assemble / "they killed my nigga Ned" guy. This was last year? Because I'm pretty sure I spoiled poo poo there Oh and I have no recollection of the first, I don't know, three quarters of clash of kings outside of shadow babby. So the show is going to be fresh for me. nuncle jimbo fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Mar 30, 2012 |
|
#
¿
Mar 30, 2012 20:00
|
|
|
Tony Danza Claus posted:Basically whenever some tremendously poo poo person says/does something stupid you can always count on FYAD mocking the dude until he ragequits. I'm only on page one but boy, that sure is a thing. Yes indeed. nuncle jimbo fucked around with this message at 00:21 on Apr 1, 2012 |
|
#
¿
Apr 1, 2012 00:19
|
|
|
you guys I just remembered there are a whole bunch of people watching that show and expecting all the gay dragon bullshit to be relevant and stuff hahahahahahaha
|
|
#
¿
Apr 1, 2012 17:09
|
|
|
Tony Danza Claus posted:The gay dude is going to be the most important character in the show for one episode and then die. the gay dude gets killed by a vagina demon no less, I mean jesus
|
|
#
¿
Apr 1, 2012 17:36
|
|
|
Mnemosyne posted:The thing that surprised me about Episode 1 was how much they trimmed down the Lightbringer/Azor Ahai myth. They pretty much turned it into "Once upon a time, some guy pulled a sword out of a fire. Now watch as Stannis pulls a sword out of a fire." Unless they're going to revisit this story later, it seems like they're removing this entire plot element. Could this be an indication that the whole Lightbringer/Azor Ahai stuff doesn't actually go anywhere? I'm only curious because I've heard so many theories about how "X is actually Azor Ahai reborn and Y is their symbolic Lightbringer." It's only been one episode and there were like 4 or 5 different plot arcs to cover. We didn't even see Renly crazypeltast52 posted:Hey, random question about Renly-Loras: is Renly established as a top or are they generic tv gay? Jamie's reference to holes even Renly never found and the slurp scene in season one seem to support this, giving us an interesting juxtaposition that Loras, the masterful lancer and warrior, isn't the one doing the spearing. Yep, this is the bad thread and I cannot even believe this isn't the gayest post in this thread
|
|
#
¿
Apr 2, 2012 21:28
|
|
|
crazypeltast52 posted:Is Loras teaching him to lance too? he shouldn't if they ever want an heir 
|
|
#
¿
Apr 3, 2012 01:56
|
|
|
Tony Danza Claus posted:GRRM hates us all. ADWD was him punishing us for having the audacity to want him to finish his lovely rape-fiction cookbooks. That reminds me, which one of you did this: quote:1. Absolute Fucker 169 up, 4 down
|
|
#
¿
Apr 3, 2012 03:59
|
|
|
Fog Tripper posted:Something that just occurred to me... if either robb or little robb show up I'm done. I mean really done. About the only thing dumber would be Ned coming back. Even Xenu or the imperium or gay nazi vampires or santa claus or whateverthefuck showing up would be less of a cheapening, interest-killing development.
|
|
#
¿
Apr 3, 2012 21:35
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 29, 2024 09:52 |
|
|
mind the walrus posted:I like how 2000 pages of dickery and more pointless detail with a thimble-full of plot development is "less work" than just jumping ahead five years and pretending it's the start of a whole new saga, basically dividing the series into "generational eras" of sorts. he doesn't get paid or have time magazine happily slurp his greasy wad for a 5 year timelapse
|
|
#
¿
Apr 4, 2012 01:34
|
|