mind the walrus posted:

Wow, I knew the ADWD early release would send early spoilers and ramp up the Bad Thread, but I didn't think it'd get this bad.

I only even checked this because this is what? The second Bad thread in a few days.

That said I'm going to check out of here until I finish ADWD. I was already told that Arya goes blind thanks to this thread, and while I'm sure nothing important will happen in ADWD I'd still like to be surprised the way I was when Robb's head was cut off by Walder Frey's men.

MILD CARDS BITCHES

Fatkraken posted:

http://isadancewithdragonsoutyet.com/

Someone email the webmaster.

Dr I am a Doctor posted:

But Barristan and Edd are super cool, so they can't be gays

enigma74 posted:

I can't tell if this is a huge troll or not but some of these people on this list weren't even hinted at being gay:

Renyl
Loras
Lord Connington
Dolorous Edd
Pyp
Ser Barristan
Varys
The Blackfish

Of these, Renly, Loras, Jon Connington are the only obviously gay characters in the book. The list also misses Whoresbane Umber, who killed a male prostitute allegedly to hide his gayness. Also Satin, Jon's squire, who WAS a male prostitute. In the TV show only, Varys is implied by Littlefinger to be gay, when he calls him out on his little boys. The Blackfish may or may not be gay, he's pretty adamant about never getting married, even when he was setup by his lord brother when he was younger.

Dolorous Edd, Pyp, and Ser Barristan don't have any hints about being gay, unless I'm missing something really obvious. Ser Barristan in particular moons over Ashara Dayne (a girl!), his major unrequited love.

Edit: How is 'Dolorous' a big hint that Dolorous is gay? Not sarcastic at all, I don't get it, the word means 'mournful'. There has to be some reference I'm not getting - is Dolorous similar to a female name or something?

Azure_Horizon posted:

I'm pretty sure this series will not end

Contra Calculus posted:

GOON PROJECT: Let's write a satisfying ending to A Song of Ice and Fire.

whowhatwhere posted:

empty sea posted:

I had to look this up to make sure I wasn't going crazy, but Podrick was actually in the last episode. And bonus, making an incredibly awkward, goony face. Yesss, Podrick, you adorable little gently caress-up.