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The last line is something like, "Darkness took him and he didn't even feel the 4th dagger." He was with a large group of wildlings and night's watch dudes. I have a feeling some of them stepped in and defended him and took him to safety or some poo poo. It's not a definite death like Catelyn's:ASOS posted:"Mad," someone said, "she's lost her wits," and someone else said, "Make an end," quote:"As the knife slid into his heart and the darkness took him, Jon Snow popped a boner whilst thinking of all the times he peeked through the keyhole to watch Catelyn slip a third finger into the muddy postern gate of Riverrun" Really, he probably wargs into Ghost and chills there until Bran teaches him how to take over someone else's body.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2011 20:04 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 14:27 |
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This post is all spoilers, but nothing too terrible. Dany still dumb: Daenerys posted:I would give up my crown if he asked it of me, Dany thought...but he had not asked it, and never would. Dany re: Daario Naharis posted:He has a sellsword's conscience, she realized then. That is to say, none at all. God I hope she dies. On the other hand, the Lord of White Harbor is pretty cool. Lord Wyman Manderly posted:"I am fat, and many think that makes me weak and foolish." Anyway, dude reminds me of Doran Martell. Manderly takes more overt action than Martell, though. For example, he disappears a few Freys on the way to meet some other northern lords. He intentionally set a slow loving pace and when these Freys raced ahead, they got "lost" and no trace of them could be found. The Boltons are hosed up, man. Seems as if Ramsay made Theon into an eunuch. Ramsay also made him eat out fake Arya in order to get her wet enough to bed on their wedding night. This after he nonchalantly jammed 2 fingers into her without warning and complained that she was too dry.
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2011 21:42 |
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whowhatwhere posted:Was he changed from the books? I could have sworn he was a skinny little snot in the books. Pretty sure he's at least described as having a fat face.
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2011 21:43 |
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Triple postin' to tell all y'all about how dumb Dany continues to be. Quentyn Martell shows up with the marriage contract for Arianne and Viserys. Dorne obviously wants Quentyn and Dany to wed in place of them, and Quentyn proposes the marriage pact. This is what she says after putting him off: Dany posted:The queen rose. "Then we are done for now." Seriously? She's throwing away the Dornish alliance to wed a loving Mereenese. She chose a lovely city in Slaver's Bay over Westeros. How. loving. Dumb. I like this too, down the page from the above quote: Dany posted:"Ser Barristan, what are the arms of House Martell?" I hope it goes down like this: have her land in Westeros and all 7 kingdoms rise together...to shove her dumb rear end make into the sea. I mean, she insulted and refused a Dornish alliance, her army are all eunuchs and slaves, and she's married to a Mereenese that would be the king of the Seven Kingdoms. Why would anyone in Westeros want her for a queen?
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2011 22:47 |
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threeagainstfour posted:Seriously, I hope she gets dead as well. Girl is willing to give up her crown for a piece of poo poo like Dario, Dany posted:That night Daario had her every way a man can have a woman, and she gave herself to him willingly. The last time, as the sun was coming up, she used her mouth to make him hard again, as Doreah had taught her long ago, then rode him so wildly that his wound began to bleed again, and for one sweet heartbeat she could not tell whether he was inside of her, or her inside of him. Edit: Dany posted:"Come back to bed and kiss me." No one had ever kissed her like Daario Naharis. "I am your queen, and I command you to gently caress me." Edit x2: Dany posted:She relied so much on the little scribe that she oft forgot that Missandei had only turned eleven. ...Yep, seems about right that Dany relies heavily on an eleven year old girl. Ray_ fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Jul 8, 2011 |
# ¿ Jul 8, 2011 22:51 |
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Haha, gently caress all of you that laughed at the idea of Tyrion the Secret Targ!Barristan the Bold posted:"As you command." The white knight chose his words with care. "Prince Aerys . . . as a youth, he was taken with a certain lad)- of Casterly Rock, a cousin of Tywin Lannister. When she and Tywin wed, your father drank too much wine at the wedding feast and was heard to say that it was
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2011 23:07 |
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Tony Danza Claus posted:Tyrion is the youngest kid. That means Jaime and Cersei were Targs. Maybe. That doesn't necessarily mean that Aerys hosed her on her wedding night, or that he didn't rape her 10 years later.
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2011 23:44 |
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AlteredAtronach posted:They could've gotten a female bodybuilder Are there a lot of really tall female bodybuilders that are also good actresses? Are there any?
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2011 01:11 |
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Decius posted:Another king/queen following the proud and successful example of Robb Stark. Robb did it for love. Dany did it so she could maybe hold onto Mereen for a little longer. She's been advised (by Mereenese nobility) that Yunkai (and allies) will maybe probably go for peace if she weds a Mereenese nobleman. The other reason she's marrying random Mereenese noble is that he was able to end the violence inside the city. You see, there have been multiple grisly murders every loving night since she got there. A group called "The Sons of the Harpy" have claimed responsibility. So yeah, the Mereenese nobility press her about marrying this dude. She meets up with him. He gets her to promise to marry him if there are no further murders for 90 days. Guess what? No further murders! There's no way this guy is involved in a leadership capacity with the Sons of the Harpy! He's just that persuasive! It's in no way suspicious that he's able to get this group of nobles that hate the gently caress out of Dany and have been killing/raping/mutilating her people for months to quit cold turkey! Seriously, there isn't like a few days where her betrothed goes to the different noble families and negotiates a cessation. The violence stops that very night. Surely Dany had to compromise on some issues? Maybe re-open the fighting pits? Nope! She just has to agree to marry this guy. She's so loving stupid. Anyway. So yeah: world of difference between Robb and Dany.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2011 10:29 |
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uncle jimbo posted:So how come Theon doesn't point out that fake Arya is, well, fake? The Boltons have thoroughly broken him. Ramsay flayed several fingers and toes, then cut them off after weeks of agony, Ramsay broke most of Theon's teeth to the point that he won't eat anything solid at the wedding feast, and Ramsay cut off Theon's cock and balls. I wouldn't be surprised if they cooked them and served it to him. The first glimpse of Theon we get is him eating a rat alive because he's loving starving to death. He's a broken person. He won't even call himself a man. During the wedding, he was forced to stand in for Ned and give Arya away. During this time he kept thinking - in fear - that Jeyne's eyes were brown and not grey like Arya's and someone would notice. During the feast he toyed with the thought of cutting the girl's throat in an act of mercy, but he couldn't be sure that Ramsay would kill him right away. He was okay with that, but didn't think it likely. Jeyne begged him to rescue her. He thought that Theon would do it, but that Theon was a man and bold. He was just Reek. It rhymes with meek. Little rambling there, sorry. It's late.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2011 10:42 |
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Rootbeer Baron posted:This is so ridiculous I'm having trouble even believing it. Is Dance like 100% Dany porno/Theon sadism? Also I don't believe the thing about going down on the girl on the wedding night because god drat I don't want to imagine anyone writing that let alone Martin (but if anyone would...) The cock thing is never stated outright, but it's pretty obvious. As to the other: GRRM seriously loving posted:"Lady Arya. Get on the bed. Yes, against the pillows, that's a good wife. Now spread your legs. Let us see your oval office"
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2011 16:28 |
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Aurubin posted:I wonder what his motivation for making such comically evil villians like the Boltons was? He's always about sympathetic portrayals and such, and here he presents Sauron level baddies. I think the Boltons will eventually get their comeuppance in the future. Maybe it's an aesop on how you can't just do things for the evulz and expect to rule effectively. Well, sociopaths do exist in real life. They're a lot like Cersei in that regard - though in the Bolton's case I think it's supposed to be a family trait, vs it being an acquired illness for Cersei. Roose and Ramsay are also very different. Both sociopaths, but Roose is cold where Ramsay is hot. Roose is intelligent and calculating where Ramsay is neither despite a certain amount o low cunning. Roose is sort o disgusted by Ramsay, too. Not by his actions, but by how dumb he can be. Example: Roose talking to Theon posted:"I know." Lord Bolton signed. "His blood is bad. He needs to be leeched. The leeches suck away the bad blood, all the rage and pain. No man can think so ull of anger. Ramsay, though...his tainted blood would poison even leeches, I fear." Then there's this, a great example of how Roose thinks: Roose talking to Theon again posted:(Theon) "My lord has a new wife to give him sons." By the way, Ramsay's hunting bitches are called "Ramsay's girls." They're all named after women he's hunted, raped, and killed - but only the ones that gave him good sport. The ones that didn't run and just begged and sobbed for their lives instead of trying to get away, they don't get to be reborn as one of his hounds. They also don't get the mercy of a quick murder/rape combo, they're usually flayed and tortured and poo poo for a while before being allowed to die. Nice guy, this Ramsay.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2011 03:05 |
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The book is good.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2011 23:04 |
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Seriously guys: the book is good. I've only read like 3/4ths to 4/5ths of it, but it's been really good so far. Much better than AFFC. The Dany chapters sort of suck. I just don't give a gently caress about Mereen, and can't understand why she does give a gently caress. She's all about her "children" the freed slaves, but she fucks them over hard just to keep her Mereenese crown. She doesn't march to the rescue of Astapor, makes peace with the slavers by marrying a slaver, allows slavery to restart in Astapor and Yunkai...the list goes on. The chick in Volantis sends off Jorah and Tyrion with a message to Dany. It says something like, "Tell the dragon queen to come quickly, her children are waiting for her." Too bad for her children, their mother is too goddamn vain and dumb and self-hosed to come save them. The Astapor slaves were telling each other that their mother will be there to save them any second now, right up to the moment they were either re-enslaved or tortured to death. Rape is a given in either case. She's also loving retarded and makes bad decision after bad decision. "I'm only a young girl and don't know much about the ways of war" - she's completely loving correct but doesn't realize it. It makes it aggravating to read sometimes. Jon's chapters are good, though there's a few times you just want to kick him and shout in his face to "STOP SENDING AWAY YOUR ONLY FRIENDS AND ALLIES". Seriously, it started with Sam and Aemon, but continued on with Pyp and Grenn, Iron Emmett and Dolorous Edd, etc. Pyp is the only one I can understand. He could undermine Jon's authority and it could get ugly. The others? I get that you want people you trust to command those new garrisons, but holy gently caress your only ally left is a former Oldtown boy whore, near as I can tell. Goddamnit Jon. The GURM does pull another "nuncle" thing again. Remember how that word had never been heard at all before AFFC? Yeah, well get ready to read about "neeps" every time there's food being served. At least it doesn't sound as retarded as "nuncle" though. Goddamnit I hate that word. gently caress you GURM. Anyway, lots of to say this: the book is good, go read it. Read it slowly though, it's the last book in the series.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2011 23:49 |
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Rootbeer Baron posted:It's a weird thing to leave ambiguous, though. I'm no dude but if I was I feel like my POV chapters would be 12 pages of THIS DUDE CUT OFF MY DICK and not mumbling in the back of my cell wondering where a few of my fingers and toes went. Dude, who the gently caress is the chick in your avatar and what is the screenshot from? She looks really familiar but I can't put my finger on it. Or in it. There, now this post is relevant to the thread subject. The thing with her eyebrows gets me all hot and bothered like GURM writing Theon torture porn. Oh hey, on the actual subject of the books: Littlefinger had Jeyne Poole the whole time. During that time, he has her "trained" as a whore and whipped so badly that there are scars on her back. Then he gives her to Ramsay Fuckin Bolton. There have been discussions about how Sansa will probably end up bringing down Littlefinger at his own game and using the skills he taught her. The thought goes that she'll flip on him when she finds out how he betrayed her father with the gold cloaks and poo poo. That seems the most obvious just because everyone knows he did it. We also know that he's the one that convinced Joffrey to kill Ned, and we find out one of his motivations for that: Cersei refuses his proposal to marry Sansa himself. I'm sort of thinking it's now more likely she'll go against him because of what he did to her BFF Jeyne Poole. It seems more likely that she'd meet up with Jeyne or even Theon than finding out about poo poo that went down in King's Landing 3 (?) years ago. She's got no friends in King's Landing. The only people that might talk to her are Barristan and Varys. Barristan is exceedingly unlikely just because of circumstances. Varys seems very likely, though. He's got every reason to remove Littlefinger from the game and Sansa is shaping out to be the perfect weapon due to reasons we all know. Hell, she's probably the only weapon available to Varys in the Vale. On the other hand, when Sansa hears that Arya has been forced to wed Ramsay Bolton and is the Lady of Winterfell, I could easily see that being the catalyst that starts the downfall of the Lord Paramount of the Trident and Lord Protector of the Vale. When Sansa reveals herself to Bronze Motherfucking Yohn before Littlefinger realizes it, poor Petyr Baelish gets tossed from the Moon Door and all the knights of the Vale pledge themselves to Sansa's cause of freeing her sister from one of the driving forces of the Red Wedding. None of this matters of course, until Brandon Sanderson (whoever the gently caress that is, goons keep using his name though) finishes it in 2021.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2011 00:55 |
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Cersei gets her pussy shaved by a silent sister.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2011 18:49 |
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That wasn't speculation like the posts above, by the way. I just read about a silent sister shaving Cersei's pussy while Cersei thinks about Jaime eating her out. His lips were always warm, but the steel was cold. Also: Cersei still insane. Right after she gets shaved, she involuntarily laughs in front of the septas and silent sisters. That's, like, comic book villain insane.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2011 18:57 |
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Lawlicaust posted:Moving away from the negative, let's do some discussion/speculation. 1. Jon Connington seems to think so. He specifically thinks "I failed the father (Rhaegar) but I won't fail his son." It's possible that Varys deceived him, of course, but he'd have to find another child extremely close in age and with the Targ coloring. Not only that, but he'd have to have known for certain that the kid would develop the Targ coloring since obviously hair color isn't showing as an infant. Not an easy thing to come by, and that'd an awfully long and dangerous con Varys would be running. 2. My pet theory is Ashara Dayne. The age is about right, she's described as being pretty, she's a free spirit, etc. I had put forth - before the book - the idea that Ashara had faked her own death and gone into hiding with baby Aegon. This fits I think. 3. Dany still fits all of the prophecies that we know of. Lightbringer is clearly her dragons, etc. 4. Bluh 5. No way 6. "Fire consumes, but cold preserves" - four stab wounds in non-fatal locations is survivable, especially when your pulse rate is lowered due to the cold already. That's not counting uber powerful Mel, who hasn't yet used the kiss of life or whatever it's called.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2011 23:07 |
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For anyone that's interested, this was my pet theory about Ashara Dayne I came up with before ADWD:Ray_ posted:I really think that Ashara absconded with baby Aegon. Ashara was mentioned as being a lady in waiting for Elia. Ned could have easily been the delivery guy for the baby when he brought Dawn to Starfall. Ashara then fakes her death - remember, her body was never found - and goes across the narrow sea with baby Aegon. Going back and re-reading the posts about the theory is interesting, since we hadn't yet found out in ADWD that baby Aegon really was alive: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3401916&pagenumber=287&perpage=40#post392755496
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2011 23:15 |
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Toplowtech posted:The Golden Company was formed by Targaryen "Great Bastards" and most of them probably still have the Valerian look. For all we know Jon/Varys and the Bittersteels just decided it would be a good idea to rise him as if he was the real son of Rhaegar, since he looked Targaryen. I thought this before the book came out, but there's a few issues. 1. The Golden Company's leader isn't a Blackfyre 2. Maelys the Monstrous was the last Blackfyre, slain by Barristan the Bold 50 years ago 3. There doesn't appear to be ANY Blackfyres in the company 4. Jon Connington faked his death in order to leave the Golden Company and raise the boy 5. Connington is a POV character with lines and thoughts like the following: Connington posted:“I failed the father,” he said, “but I will not fail the son.” Connington posted:He had failed Prince Rhaegar once. He would not fail his son, not whilst life remained in his body. Connington posted:Death, he knew, but slow. I still have time. A year. Two years. Five. Some stone men live for ten. Time enough to cross the sea, to see Griffin’s Roost again. To end the Usurper’s line for good and all, and put Rhaegar’s son upon the Iron Throne. Connington posted:Varys had been adamant about the need for secrecy. Connington posted:Griff had gone along with the Spider’s scheme for the boy’s sake, but that did not mean he liked it any better.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2011 03:17 |
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So here's maybe the primary motivation beyond love for Rhaegar to put his dragondick in Lyanna?quote:After the birth of Princess Rhaenys, her mother had been bedridden for half a year, and Prince Aegon’s birth had almost been the death of her. She would bear no more children, the maesters told Prince Rhaegar afterward. Dragon's gotta have 3 heads, yo. Elia was physically incapable of giving Rhaegar any more head.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2011 03:25 |
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Barristan posted:But Ashara’s daughter had been stillborn, and his fair lady had thrown herself from a tower soon after, mad with grief for the child she had lost, and perhaps for the man who had dishonored her at Harrenhal as well. She died never knowing that Ser Barristan had loved her. How could she? He was a knight of the Kingsguard, sworn to celibacy. No good could have come from telling her his feelings. No good came from silence either. If I had unhorsed Rhaegar and crowned Ashara queen of love and beauty, might she have looked to me instead of Stark? Hmm, dirty old man Barristan the Bold was in freakin love with Ashara Dayne. He thinks she killed herself out of grief for the stillborn daughter she lost and perhaps for Ned. Looking as if Ned maybe DID father a bastard, but she was stillborn. Lady Lemore is Ashara Dayne. Has to be. It makes too much drat sense. Connington faked his death in order to raise Aegon, and Ashara did the same thing. She's still beautiful despite being older, description puts her right about Ned's age it sounds like. She's got old stretch marks from having a baby - a stillborn daughter, perhaps? She's referred to as "Lady" Lemore and not as Septa. That's a very specific honorific for Westerosi. Rhaegar's really close friend as a surrogate father for his son. Elia's really close friend as a surrogate mother for her son. The only thing holding it back from 100% is that, near as I can tell, there's no description of Lady Lemore's hair/eye coloring. Edit: crap, sorry for the triple(!) post, truly
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2011 03:39 |
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Toplowtech posted:The Blackfyres are dead. But they weren't the only Targaryan bastards inside the Golden Company. Bittersteel was a Braken/Targaryan bastard and the sons of Bittersteel would actually be called Rivers. The Golden Company's war cry is "Beneath the gold, the bitter steel" not "the black fire" but yeah Strickland isn't a particularly impressive leader and he is clearly afraid to fight. Tristan Rivers ("bastard, outlaw and exile") is lot more decisive and actually eager to please "Aegon". I was using Blackfyre as a blanket name for the exiled Targ great bastards. There's a reason for that. Bittersteel's children are never mentioned, and we don't know if he even had any. We do know that he fled across the Narrow Sea after Redgrass Field with his brother's (Daemon Blackfyre) remaining children. When he fled Redgrass Field, he made sure to grab Blackfyre - the ancestral sword of House Targaryen, given to Daemon by Aegon the Unworthy, and Daemon's inspiration for his House name. The last Targ-related commander of the Golden Company we know of was Maelys Blackfyre. We never hear about any other Targ-related commander (or even member) of the Golden Company that isn't a Blackfyre. I've had the impression that Bittersteel basically adopted his dead brother's kids as his own and didn't really have his own family. Admittedly, that's just an impression that's formed in my head without any backing whatsoever. Oh yeah, and a somewhat important fact, considering the way genetics work in GRRMland: Bittersteel had the purple eyes but black hair. Baby Aegon has the Targ-silver hair.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2011 06:24 |
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whowhatwhere posted:
She has dark hair though, according to Barristan in ADWD.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2011 07:17 |
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NihilCredo posted:"If I look back, I am lost" is the new "You know nothing, Jon Snow" in that I'm sick of hearing it twice a page. Ugh, seriously. I was thinking the exact same thing. "IF YOU LOOK BACK YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY LEARN SOMETHING YOU DUMB BITCH." Not to get all GBS woman hater or anything, it has nothing to do with her being a woman. She's just loving dumb and it's aggravating as gently caress having to read about her smug rear end making bad decisions left and right. Barristan was completely right when he decided that Dany's love for Daario was a poison. She's too loving dumb to realize it, of course. What does it even say about her moral character that she's in love with a guy like Daario? She admits to herself that the dude has no conscience. He's pretty. That's pretty much his only good characteristic and Dany never elaborates on why she's in love with a complete piece of poo poo scummy dbag like Daario. It's not like the guy's Han Solo. I did like what the shaved guy said: "Daario might piss on us if we were burning."
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2011 17:14 |
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SmugDogMillionaire posted:
Dear lord it'd be the funniest thing if Dany were pregnant. But who's the father?!? Tune in next week on Maester Phil!
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2011 17:16 |
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NihilCredo posted:In the world of ASOIAF, I can't see how slave soldiers could be any worse than peasant levies. Peasants have more to fight for than slaves, I think the idea is. They also might actually believe in the cause they're fighting for.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2011 18:30 |
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Hey guys I'm a freshly ran-away slave in the middle of a slaver army camp and I can't stop crying and asking about my annoyingly-named pig Pretty Pig and dog Crunch and complaining about getting delivered from slavery! It wasn't so bad being a slave! Ugh, gently caress you Penny. Stop being so loving annoying. She's like Sansa in books 1/2, only a little shorter and dumber.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2011 23:42 |
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Three thoughts for y'all: 1. There's no way Ramsay's letter to Jon is all truth. If it came to battle, Manderly would gently caress the Boltons up. The other northmen probably would too. I can't see many northmen fighting other northmen for the Boltons and Freys. Especially the Freys. Having them there is probably more harm than good for the Boltons. 2. The Green Grace is the Harpy. The dude Dany stupidly married isn't the Harpy, but he's obviously tightly involved. A harpy is a woman, after all. 3. No way is Jon dead. I finally got to that chapter and he's got his two guards, Horse and Rory, Leathers (who apparently is a badass swordsman), a loving giant that likes Jon, and a slew of other people - Night's Watch brothers and wildlings both - that would probably rush to defend him. Bowen Marsh has stewards. Wick is a "gangling" steward that looked scared, and was one of the guys Marsh had in the Shieldhall with him. He only had 2 other dudes, for a total of 4 including himself. It's possible he's recruited others to his cause, but somehow I don't see Marsh being cunning enough to plan anything more complicated than yelling "GET HIM!" We don't even know if Othell Yarwyck is with him. I tend to think not - Yarwyck seems a loyal dude, and not nearly as outspoken a critic as Marsh. There's just no way they'll be allowed to finish the job on him, they were probably cut down 2 seconds after the last line in the chapter. Maybe the wounds we read about are enough to kill him, but I doubt it. Besides all of that, Mel knew what was going to happen. No way she lets him walk into that ambush if he was going to die. I could easily see her letting it happen as another way to prove her power to him. Finally, even if he somehow does die, Mel will resurrect him with the kiss of life or whatever it's called. It'll be the first time she's performed the right in years (we never see her do it) and will be surprised to find it brings Jon back, much like Thoros was surprised. Difference will be Jon not being dead for very long vs Beric being dead a few hours I think. I'm not convinced he's Azor Ahai though. I guess the bloody Dallas Cowboys cloak the knight had on could be the red star bleeding, but where's the salt and smoke? Dany just fits it a ton better. Dragonstone = smoke and salt. So does the funeral pyre she lit for Drogo - lots of people were crying. The most obvious is of course the comet appearing for the first time the night her dragons (Lightbringer, forged with the blood of her son and husband, duh) hatched. It'd be cool if the comet came back the day/night Jon gets stabbed though. Just to make it more ambiguous.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2011 00:12 |
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Jhaqo is the khal that finds Dany at the end of the book. Last we saw Jhaqo, back in AGOT, Dany was swearing an oath regarding him:Dany in AGOT posted:"Eroeh?" asked Dany, remembering the frightened child she had saved outside the city of the Lamb First seen in next book will obviously be Drogon picking pieces of Jhaqo out of his teeth while Dany gives another "You are now mine!" speech. What the gently caress does she do from there, though? Dothraki still hate the ocean. I guess getting another barbarian horde fulfills the "to go forward you must go back" instructions that Quaithe gave her.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2011 01:03 |
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bengraven posted:Felt bad for him when he finally came to the realization and let himself admit that he just wanted to be a Stark all along. It was actually kind of sad. Not completely pathetic, but yeah. That conversation was pretty awesome I thought. How Lady Dustin and Theon both had it in common of wanting to be Starks but not being able, and how they both have completely different ways of reacting to it. Lawlicaust posted:Salt: "Then Bowen Marsh stood before him, tears running down his cheeks." It's possible, I suppose. Not that far off from funeral pyre + tears for Dany, but way far away from Dragonstone as a birth place. Maester Aemon used to think that Rhaegar was the Prince that was Promised, saying that the smoke was the fire that devoured Summerhall on the night of his birth and the salt was the tears shed for those lost in the tragedy. Pretty much exactly the same as the above two. It'd be nice if the prophecy said something like "born amongst smoke and salt, by the way when I say salt I mean tears hope that helps avoid any confusion!"
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2011 05:58 |
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Holy poo poo, I just had an awesome thought: what if Daario is one of the corpses being flung over the walls from the trebuchets??? Oh my god please make it so. Dany wouldn't shut the gently caress up about Daario even in the last chapter of the book, goddamnit. I mean, it's like Kate Middleton falling in love with a mid-level coke dealer from Columbia or something. Bad analogy, I just can't think of someone as scummy as Daario. Oh, wait I got a good one: Princess Elizabeth starts loving and falls in love with the leader of a mercenary force that stopped working for Nazi Germany and started working for England in April 1945. He probably has 20 Interpol warrants out for him, along with a high probability of carrying more than one sexual transmitted disease. Dude has a blinged out grill, and has 20's on his whip. Oh, and she's quite open about it all. Can you imagine that happening? It's very much like Tyrion bringing Shae to court. Neither has any redeeming characteristics beyond being attractive, and are in fact despicable human beings. Even then, dude has a loving gold tooth and blue hair.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2011 06:29 |
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A Typical Goon posted:Anyone else feel like Jon's 'death' was a homeage to the assassination of Caesar? The whole "for the Watch" thing reminds me of the senators killing Caesar for the good of Rome, and the whole surronding him and stabbing him. Anyone else see this? Ray_ fucked around with this message at 06:53 on Jul 14, 2011 |
# ¿ Jul 14, 2011 06:35 |
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Just a reminder that I came up with the theory that Ashara Dayne was alive and well with baby Aegon before ADWD came out! If Lemore turns out to be Ashara (I laid out the evidence for it earlier in the thread), I'll be so loving happy, man. Not that anyone shot it down and I want to gloat or anything - quite the opposite, people generally thought it was a good theory - it'd just feel pretty drat good to be one of the few that have pieced together the puzzle. I haven't seen anyone else put forth the same theory, but I'm not dumb enough to think I'm the first or only to come up with it. Okay, done talking about something nobody but me gives a poo poo about whowhatwhere posted:Also for everyone who hates Daario and his blue beard: golden mustachios. No, besides his emptiness as a character, what I can't stand is that Dany is so heads over heels in love with the guy. It doesn't make sense for her to be so in love with utter scum. That's annoying enough. Add on the fact that Dany can't loving shut up about him in her head or otherwise, and the annoying factor gets cranked up to 11.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2011 18:15 |
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VaultAggie posted:He was very entertaining until Penny comes into play. I feel like Penny becomes the focus of his story instead of all the other important things happening around him. It's the same problem with Dany. She's too busy worrying about loving blue beard and Mereen than all the other important things happening around her. And Penny is really loving annoying with her goddamn Pretty Pig that she loves so much.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2011 18:17 |
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The maesters are starting to remind me of the Bene Gesserit. The thing with Lady Dustin saying the maesters are the ones that arranged the Stark-Tully marriage just reeked (heh) of the great House breeding program the Bene Gesserit maintained. Jon is the Kwisatz Haderach. Man, the way people were throwing around the Jojen, Meera, Hodor = dead spoiler really convinced me it was true. OperaMouse posted:Didn't notice Lemore = Ashara Dayne OperaMouse posted:-Wildlings plunder the Night's Watch armory. One of them toots the horn that was found at the Fist of the First Men. Wall come crashing down, especially because the horn was blown south of the Wall. bengraven posted:I thought I was the only one who suspects that. haha I'm surprised that anyone had any trouble figuring out the Mance = Abel thing. We knew Mance was on his way to Winterfell to rescue "Arya", that he was bringing several women with him, and that he's snuck into Winterfell disguised as a singer when Robert came north in AGOT. When a singer shows up at Winterfell (doesn't happen often, especially when Winterfell is a loving abandoned ruin. Red flag!) with several women in tow, I didn't even think there was anything to figure out - the only way it could be more obvious was if Abel had a name tag on saying "Hi, my name is MANCE." When the women he brought with him start talking exactly like wildlings, well, that might as well have been a name tag. I'm not saying anyone's dumb or anything, and I'm not being condescending, I'm just legitimately surprised anyone had any trouble ID'ing Abel as Mance. OperaMouse posted:About secret Targs: Rhaegar predicted Aegon would be TPTWP. But the dragon has 3 heads. I always thought that Dany, Jon and Tyrion were going to be the dragonriders, but now we have Aegon back. As someone said before. He is too perfect to not die or have something horrible happen to him. Also, if anyone missed it: Rhaegar probably loved Lyanna, but the reason he forsook Elia was because the maesters said she couldn't have any more kids after she had Aegon. The dragon must have three heads. And poor Elia could only give head twice.
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2011 18:47 |
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Kainser posted:Aegon meeting Daenerys would have potential. He has the best claim to the throne, but she has dragons I can see her screwing it up and marrying that Khal she just found. Reminder of who exactly she is: ADWD posted:“I smell of you,” he (Daario) said, sniffing at his fingers and grinning. Also, this sounds almost exactly like Cersei holding court: quote:Inevitably it was Galazza Galare who stepped forward, her head held high, her face hidden behind a shimmering green veil. “Your Radiance, it might be best were we to speak in private.” She's angry and indignant that her advisors wants to talk to her in private about how Daario has been acting. This is an example of his behavior: quote:On the day that he returned from his latest sortie, he had tossed the head of a Yunkish lord at her feet and kissed her in the hall for all the world to see, until Barristan Selmy pulled the two of them apart. Ser Grandfather had been so wroth that Dany feared blood might be shed.
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2011 20:19 |
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Okay, so there's a lot of people just now finishing the book, so I'm going to repost these Dany quotes to drive home how loving dumb she is in general and in specific when it comes to Daario:Dany posted:I would give up my crown if he asked it of me, Dany thought … but he had not asked it, and never would. Daario might whisper words of love when the two of them were as one, but she knew it was the dragon queen he loved. If I gave up my crown, he would not want me. Yet right before she admits that she'd give up her crown for him, she realizes that he's scum: Dany posted:He has a sellsword’s conscience, she realized then. That is to say, none at all.
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2011 20:40 |
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Toplowtech posted:Khal Jhaqo? The guy who ran away with so twenty thousand of Drogo's raiders? Who ordered his men to rape that girl Dayneris saved and who then had them cut her throat? Yeah, fat chance. Finding Daneyris standing next to her dragon is probably going to be the last thing Jhago ever do. I guess his khalasar will need a new leader really really soon. I posted that exact quote a few pages back, funny enough. But thanks for quoting it back to me Those reasons you listed are hardly strong enough reasons for Dany not to marry someone. Remember that she just married one of the leaders of the Sons of the Harpy? The same group that's been raping, torturing, and murdering her freedmen up and down the alleys and streets of Mereen after dark? I don't think she's going to marry Khal Jacko. It was an exaggeration to demonstrate how loving retarded she is and how I won't be surprised at any and all of the future dumb decisions she makes.
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2011 21:02 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 14:27 |
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Kainser posted:Daenerys is a 14-year (maybe 15 now?) old girl in ~irrational love~. Her actions that doesn't involve Daario are usually fairly reasonable considering her age. Jeyne Westerling at least seems like a good person. Also, when Robb describes her, he talks about more than just her looks. Neither or those things apply to Daario/Dany. Staying in Mereen was dumb and arrogant to the extreme. Marrying Hizdahr was shortsighted and dumb, but she sees it as a masterstroke of necessary policy/strategy. She never considers that he's either the Harpy himself or that he's extremely close to the leadership of the Sons of the Harpy. She doesn't question how he's able to IMMEDIATELY - as in, the same day - stop the violence the Harpy's Sons were perpetuating. Not once does she stop and consider the probability that she's handing over power directly to her enemies. She never stops and thinks about how marrying this scumbag Mereenese nobleman will affect her reception in Westeros down the line. Oh yeah, Westeros noble Houses will simply rush to make a horselord widow who's never seen the continent and doesn't even know the sigils of the great Houses into their Queen. Especially when they find out that a scumbag Mereenese nobleman who doesn't even speak the common tongue will be the King, that this guy will sit on the Iron Throne when the horselord's whore is indisposed. Those actions aren't anywhere close to "fairly reasonable", dude.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2011 02:18 |