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My betting in the last tournament quickly left me broke and destitute. Now that I've got all that losing out of the way, putting absolutely no points into anything in an attempt to get the most out of that sweet, sweet 20% interest rate will surely pay off big.
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Battle Royale, Anchors, Dies Horribly, 10 gently caress ants, they let me down three times too many. Anchors fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Jul 28, 2011 |
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Jul 28, 2011 00:18
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Snakemen are really looking up this tournament. I'm happy to see this, next to Antwomen, they are my favorite.
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Aug 8, 2011 04:31
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Jazzimus Prime posted:And poor SynthOrange drops to 0-7 in first round betting. It's all part of his master plan. Get everyone to believe he only picks losers, so as to generate a large chunk of money betting against him in the latter fights so he can clean up huge, classic hustle. I'm on to you SynthOrange.
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Aug 19, 2011 01:11
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Yeah, it used to be a silver bow and arrow were at least comparable to steel or iron. Had a lot of punch for you dwarfbuck and it looked flashy. Win-win. Edit: In my testing during the team tournaments, I found slade and platinum arrows too heavy. They actually seemed to lose airspeed and either fall short or not penetrate.
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Aug 23, 2011 16:48
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I'm drat proud of Robo-prancer and his unusual weaponry. I tried the same thing last tournament though and lost big time. It would actually be a really strong load-out if it wasn't for the whole no-parrys thing.
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Aug 26, 2011 21:55
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I'm pretty sure the main advantage to multiple weapons is the increased parry rate.
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Sep 13, 2011 03:50
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Ant Flow shall raise again, no matter how many times she is struck down! She shall return over and over again, month after month, like a beautiful phoenix. All of her opponents shall wither and falter under the barrage of her muscle cramping kung-fu strikes!
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Sep 24, 2011 16:22
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I'm surprised no one went for ranged weaponry, 3rd round points make for a very accurate archer.
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Sep 25, 2011 14:54
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And with that, we're only five matches away from CIPA the molemarian's debut brawl, hell yeah! All betting profits from when CIPA undoubtedly crushes Ted the Hurty will go towards charities benefiting children with nervous system disorders.
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Oct 17, 2011 22:47
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Bah, this last match has shown that when it comes to it, wrestlers like Hiker Nos and CIPA don't choke like the rest.
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Oct 17, 2011 23:01
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Finally, the new dawn is upon us. The dawn of the age of the molemarian, for when CIPA crushes her opponent Ted the Hurty into bone dust and blood sludge with her bare mole hands, there will be no doubt about the superiority of the Mole race!
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Oct 28, 2011 02:57
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Well, drat. I knew I should've splurged and sacrificed a goat to the RNG gods.
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Nov 3, 2011 22:20
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My preemptive condolences to you and your Bowbald, Krympshoenike.
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Nov 7, 2011 23:06
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Just so everyone knows, Ted the Hurty's last opponent was an unarmed Molemarian with half the skill points unspent, so his fighting record may look good on paper, but it's like saying you successfully beat up a toddler.(I was counting on getting a tiny opponent)
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My Kobold is descended from a long line of Kobold nobility and as such is blinged out in a full suit of platinum. He will be an indestructible rock. I'm shooting for death by stavation. edit: quote:- No platinum armor. Well, I'm super dumb, back to the drawing board. Edit2: Due to hard economic times, Sir Wally the Walleyed has had to sell off his platinum armor for a more practical set of bronze. Anchors fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Feb 26, 2012 |
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Feb 26, 2012 04:31
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Wow, I'm absolutely surprised that I
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Mar 2, 2012 07:06
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I always had a soft spot for abandoned kitties, I'll totally claim the tigerman if onetwentysix is a no-show.
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Jun 25, 2012 02:49
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Yes! Edit: Blast, a new page I didn't notice.
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Jun 27, 2012 00:43
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Don't let me down, bad munki, I've bet my entire fortune on your victory! No pressure.
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Jun 28, 2012 14:36
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Finally, the strategy of of betting all my money on one fight has paid off.
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Jul 3, 2012 03:05
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Yeah, archers are finally getting the skill to reliably strike a target from an arena's distance away. Scary stuff.
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Jul 10, 2012 02:10
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This is why wood armor is the best. Opponent tries to bite you and inject paralyzing venom? Boom, mouthful of splinters instead. Ultimate defense.
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Aug 4, 2012 23:53
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Mine! Edit: I'm also going to go ahead and request a password reset for the arena site.
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Sep 8, 2013 19:31
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The deed is done! Excited to be back in action.
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Sep 8, 2013 19:56
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Went all in on my newly acquired fighter, Dr Stranglelove. Figure this will either be my last great hurrah or an amazing comeback.
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Sep 10, 2013 04:58
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Now I am become Death, the strangler of worlds.
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Dec 15, 2013 04:38
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I'm really hoping that it comes down to Dies Horribly and Dr Stranglelove for the final match.
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Jan 5, 2014 15:41
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Alright, Doc Strangle is ready to see the next patient.
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Feb 8, 2014 04:36
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Bad Munki, you made your success betting on Dr. Stranglelove last time. I think we can all admit he had a good run but his luck has almost certainly run out. You should totally bet everything on the other dude.
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Iunnrais posted:WOO! I bet everything on Stranglelove, and it paid off! WOO! It's not the size of your impact area that matters, but how much flesh-rending force you put behind it. I'm so proud of my little guy. Also, sweet hell, Zeetoo is richer than god. Anchors fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Apr 2, 2014 |
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Apr 2, 2014 15:44
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The good Dr. Stranglelove has provided for me so far, so I've bet every penny on him to win it all. Go big or go home. I have to say, a huge rear end wrestler is about the only thing that really counters an adamantine can since it doesn't really protect me from having all my joints broken and, ironically, getting strangled to death. That is to say, I'm glad the finale is going to as interesting as it is.
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Apr 3, 2014 14:57
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Make it rain, Jazzimus!
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Apr 3, 2014 15:48
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Yay, Thowing some bucks into the third place match. I believe in you Rocktavian!
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Bad Munki posted:D) All of the above
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May 5, 2014 05:37
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Iunnrais posted:That was my low bet for the finals. As long as Dr. Stranglelove hasn't sold off his adamantine equipment between rounds, I feel pretty confident that my giant pile of money is still safe. I was actually somewhat tempted to do something like this. Completely sell off everything and make him an archer or something.
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That's alright, I want my inevitable victory to have the appropriate amount of fanfare.
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Jun 8, 2014 04:07
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Calling it now, the battle log consists of only a single line wherein that disgusting troll is cleaved in two by the good Doctor Strangle T. Love Esq. Already Celebrating. 
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Wow, that was legitimately a nail biter to read through, I figured Stranglelove would've been done for after the choke-hold since there's really no skill that directly helps with escaping holds, iirc. Like, Congrats to ZeeToo for the absolute financial domination. For anyone who is particularly interested, here is the final build for Dr. Stranglelove: He has the following equipment. Steel Pick Steel Pick Adamantine Cap Adamantine Helm Bronze Mail Shirt Adamantine Breast Plate Adamantine Greaves Adamantine Gauntlets Adamantine High Boots He has the following skills. Level 12 Fighting (Master) Level 2 Wrestling (Adequate) Level 3 Biting (Competent) Level 8 Dodging (Expert) Level 9 Armor (Professional) Level 14 Misc. Object (Grand Master) Level 1 Kicking (Novice) The reason for the skill spread is basically to milk as many stat-ups as possible from experience by buying lots of the cheapest skills. Kicking, biting, and wrestling were basically just leftover points.
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Definitely making a king of the hill style arena. The dwarfs have legends of such an arena at the end of days. They call it, The Cragnarock 
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