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Vox, I am back. I updated Sir Hiss on the arena site. Thanks for holding me a spot. Damned weddings and honeymoon get in the way of my Dwarf Fortress Arena fighting fix.
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God loving damnit. I'm fighting a dwarf. Why couldnt it be a carp or an elephant? Praying it's a gimmick dwarf, and betting on myself.
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Jul 31, 2011 03:49
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Vox Nihili posted:A few of the little guys so far also had fairly weak builds. I wouldn't count them out as a whole quite yet. The only close one we've seen is the human vs serpentman, right? The goblin/yeti was a huge size difference, and the dude with an adamantine weapon was sort of a waste of points. If Sir Hiss can beat a dwarf, which I really doubt, then my serpentman may have a good chance to pass more than one round.
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Aug 1, 2011 03:47
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Jazzimus Prime posted:On the other hand though, if everyone bets on the big guy, they will get a small payout if the big guy wins, whereas the few who bet on the little guy will get a MASSIVE payout if the little guy wins. You heard Jazzimus, everyone bet against Sir Hiss! It's 5 fights away!
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Aug 3, 2011 00:52
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Sir Hiss better beat some rear end. Edit before Vox updates: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Spermy Smurf fucked around with this message at 03:27 on Aug 8, 2011 |
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Aug 8, 2011 02:59
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After the Gnome cut off the arm, he could have just run away and ran laps around the arena and won by bleeding out. Instead he got punched in the brain. That's loving hilarious.
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Aug 17, 2011 18:25
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Jazzimus Prime posted:Obviously, the correct thing to do in that situation would be to have a REMATCH! Swap equipment of the gladiators for fun, then REMATCH!
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Aug 29, 2011 14:01
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VladTheEater posted:
Maybe he's not doing fights because you assholes havent made this thread gold yet.
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Sep 5, 2011 01:15
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I've just got to say that the guy who made a gladiator for the mini-tournament with nothing but Steel Boots, and Grandmaster Kicking made me laugh for the last 2 pages.
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Sep 28, 2011 00:02
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Vox Nihili posted:
The only thing I can think of is Tinny Tim. You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly sir! 
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Oct 3, 2011 23:29
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The bracket will be shuffled again before the 2nd round starts right? And then betting will open on the shuffled bracket?
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Dec 22, 2011 14:38
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That goblin is going to be incredibly hard to stop in the next round. He's going to get a lot of points, already has a steel crossbow, and he'll be even more skilled. Wow.
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Jan 13, 2012 20:40
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Vox, I've got a fever.
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Feb 14, 2012 21:41
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Forgot about betting. Lost 5 out of the last 6 bets. gently caress it. I'm betting all but 2 on my own Sir Hiss. He's a wreaking machine. Edit: Done. 892 dorfbucks on Sir Hiss. Sir Hiss is smaller than his opponent.
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Mar 12, 2012 19:49
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 C'mon people. The odds are 10:1 currently on Sir Hiss. Bet against me, I dont want to win 895 on my bet of 892.
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Mar 13, 2012 13:35
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C'mon boys and girls, it's still about 2:1 odds against me. I want to double my money, not 1.777 my money.
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Mar 15, 2012 13:24
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Vox Nihili posted:Fights coming up "tomorrow" (3/27) for sure! That means you bastards have only hours left to get in on this sweet sweet betting against me. Odds are 2:1 right now, and I'm half the size of my opponent.
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Mar 27, 2012 14:25
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Bad Munki posted:Yay! I win money by listening to the advice of the fighters! We arent friends anymore. Also I demand a rematch. God damnit. A loving tail? I cut off a loving tail? God damnit. Spermy Smurf fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Mar 28, 2012 |
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Mar 28, 2012 01:02
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This thread is dead to me.
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Apr 16, 2012 18:37
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I think I speak for all of us when I say that since Sir Hiss was beaten it's really hard to care about this anymore. (Welcome back, Vox. I just bet my last dorfbuck)
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Apr 18, 2012 00:23
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Oh, here is Sir Hiss' losing build. He has the following equipment. Steel Battleaxe Oak Wood Shield He has the following skills. Level 5 Fighting (Proficient) Level 8 Axe (Expert) Level 2 Biting (Adequate) Level 4 Dodging (Skilled) Level 6 Shield (Talented)
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Apr 18, 2012 13:37
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Oh god I have .09 dorfbucks left to bet. Which is odd, because last fight I bet my last $1, and won $2.65  I cant bet anymore Edit: VVV I knew that 
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Apr 27, 2012 13:37
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I'll take over whoever, if it's possible (already lost my match) and needs doing. Will give ownership back in the event the owner comes back of course.
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Jun 25, 2012 20:32
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Hurry up and run the fight before the betting evens out on the 2nd fight in the queue. Goooooooooo Serpentmen! Or take your time
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Jul 14, 2012 03:08
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I am pretty sure your paper is already late at this point, you may as well run some more fights.
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Sep 19, 2012 15:29
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I told you guys that no one cared about this thread after I was eliminated. I was the heart and soul of the tournament.
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Dec 24, 2012 21:58
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Kamikaze and Klokwurk took home some good payouts on those fights too. Rickvoid still has a commanding lead with nearly 4x dorfbux as the guy in second.
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Aug 30, 2013 13:50
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RickVoid posted:
Shhhh, dont tell people my secret!
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Sep 9, 2013 14:58
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In your face, Bad Munki!
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Dec 15, 2013 00:48
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Update fighters and place more bets people! Only 365 more days before the tournament ends! http://arenachallenge.com/
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Dec 26, 2013 14:00
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I am so going to beat you to the dibsing and it's going to be hilarious.
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Jan 1, 2014 01:16
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Bad Munki posted:
I sure do! Beat you to dibsing, take the fighter, win the tournament, rub it in your face. double dibs
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Jan 1, 2014 18:12
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I'm going to win it, then not update it till the last minute just to gently caress with you all.
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Jan 2, 2014 16:48
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Bad Munki posted:Oh well, at least Smarmy Spurf or whatever his name is didn't get it. Sorry, I keep forgetting to sign out of my other account. I really wanted to get him with this account, but my goatface account will have to do. god drat you goatface I clearly called doubledibs
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Jan 5, 2014 21:36
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Just want to say that you guys who are betting 4-16,000 on one fighter are awesome. Makes it fun for the rest of us. Except Bad Munki, he's still a big jerk
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Jan 6, 2014 19:25
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Bad Munki posted:Go ahead, bet against me, be a man. I did. I didn't even look at the fighters, just saw your name and bet opposite you. With all 119 dorfbux that I had.
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Jan 6, 2014 19:40
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Wait a minute. Did I really just bet on a serpentman against Dies Horribly? You better own this thing, Rocktavian.
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Jan 24, 2014 14:33
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Amazing commentary. Definitely made me laugh. All I could think of is this SNL skit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrFUBKCONfs
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Feb 7, 2014 13:52
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That idea is so stupidly complicated but incredibly awesome. Bravo you guys, thanks for all the work you have done for my amusement. Edit: I can run fights so I can kill Bad Munki Spermy Smurf fucked around with this message at 02:49 on Feb 8, 2014 |
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Bad Munki posted:I'm not even in this anymore, you dummy, so no, you can't. You are that much of a failure at this. I don't... I don't even know what is happening anymore. Sheer denial wasn't the defense I was expecting. Edit: two big guys, two little guys. I would say this tournament and spending points are well balanced. Edit: my 1404 has been against you, Zeetoo. Spermy Smurf fucked around with this message at 04:57 on Feb 8, 2014 |
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