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ChickenHeart posted:Okay, so a friend recommended this comic to me after a discussion about webcomics that aren't awful, describing it as a neato partially-animated comic with endearing art. If you didn't find anything up to now funny then you're probably not going to enjoy the rest of the comic! Shame, though, I think it's pretty good.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2012 14:54 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 00:34 |
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It also made me feel super bad when I ran out of tries. In my defense, I was playing it on my phone.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2014 03:15 |
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rotinaj posted:I'm about ready for the Monty Python choruses of "GET ON WITH IT!". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suIHmqXVfTg Kazerad posted:I was actually thinking teleportation spells like Recall, which the series has traditionally classified as Mysticism. Passwall (at least in the Elder Scrolls) is just a spell that destroys walls. I think the exact word used in its description was "vaporize". Haha, that's really in the game? It's ripped directly from DnD.
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# ¿ May 18, 2014 18:15 |
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jng2058 posted:If this is "torture porn" then the definition of such is so broad as to be useless. You're basically saying that anything where the protagonist is unhappy or doesn't have things go his or her way is "torture porn" which is you know, like all drama and most comedy. You might as well say King Lear is torture porn. Or The Three Stooges. Guys did you know Othello was misogynist torture porn? What trash. Less depth in it than Gone Home.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2014 02:18 |
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Haven't we already done this whole song-and-dance routine? Yadda yadda Kazerad pays his contributors in gift cards, what a horrible person, let's shitpost in his comic thread, yadda yadda Kazerad thinks GamerGate is legitimate, what a horrible person, let's shitpost in his comic thread. I swear it's only a few pages back. e: At the very least save the shitposting for when there's actually an update.
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2014 06:40 |
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:How about not doing that either. If Prequel and its creator are such monsters then take it to the bad webcomic thread and gripe about it there. Shitposts of insults and opinions presented as though they're indisputable fact aren't really needed and they really don't need endlessly repeating when most people have decided they don't agree and/or care and just want to enjoy their dumb comic in peace. Yeah, but it catches my attention more when the thread has more replies. Otherwise it's only like, 7 posts when there's an update.
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2014 15:13 |
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That's a pretty good idea. I'm surprised it didn't already get bumped off when there were no updates for three months or so (fingers crossed for an encore this holiday season?).
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2014 15:40 |
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This thread isn't about Kazerad, and it's definitely not about GamerGate, it's about Prequel. If you want to bitch and moan about his blog so badly, we have the GBS "bad webcomics" thread. I guess that's why they call it "making GBS threads"-- wait, what's that? The GBS thread got gassed last month? Well no wonder. Deeply sorry you were too terrible for the most terrible subforum on the website, but I doubt you'll have much luck relocating here. corn in the bible posted:remember when openly posting your retarded furry comic designed to cater to people with depression and abandonment issues would have been cause for banning or mockery instead of making you money Remember when openly posting your gay porn comic designed to cater to people with Nazi fetishes and centaur fixations would have been cause for banning or mockery? Those were better days.
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2014 03:02 |
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SatansBestBuddy posted:That's obviously gonna be next update, where there'll be a plot twist so massive we'll all get whiplash from spinning in our chairs in shock. Plot twist: The comic updated.
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2014 08:11 |
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Grapplejack posted:Nice try! No I meant that'd be the massive plot twist that would give us whiplash from spinning in our chairs in shock.
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# ¿ Nov 26, 2014 11:02 |
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spinning wildly in my seat atm
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2014 14:08 |
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Bono ended up in the hospital with multiple broken bones after taking a spill on his bicycle, IIRC.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2014 07:52 |
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Common sense is not so common.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2014 02:27 |
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Preserved foods packaged securely? gently caress America!
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2014 20:22 |
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He was too sleep deprived to consider that. The answer is clearly that he needs to be strapped to his bed at night so he doesn't wander off and hurt himself.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2014 20:31 |
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Thank Christ you're here to inform us that increasing the shelf life on poultry is the work of Satan.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2014 20:47 |
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When you think about it, Kazerad has a history of not understanding that the tools used by one field (e.g. gardeners) are not considered appropriate in the domain of another. (e.g. chefs)
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2014 20:54 |
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Anything that can be preserved should come in a can. No one's making you buy it. Canned food is a scientific blessing.
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2014 13:13 |
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scalded schlong posted:I know what standard internet stereotype I'm writing you off as, Doctor_Fruitbat.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 17:36 |
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I sure am glad top-tier poster Afraid of Audio is here to tell me my fave is problematic, otherwise I might never occasionally examine the validity of my beliefs.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 22:08 |
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I think you should be grateful in case my posts make you re-examine your own thoughts and preferences in any way
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 23:07 |
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Kazerad, you will easily make at least $600 (e: $800) on this charity fundraiser of yours. I don't think you understand how much fans value personalized sketches from artists they like. You're very lucky you thought to put a limit on them. and didn't say you'd draw a request
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2014 09:21 |
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Afraid of Audio posted:I will totally pledge over 1000 dollars to this dudes rape porn which is totally not porn (but please be considerate to katia by the way as this is NOT porn) out of the kindness of my heart. He's literally buying LEGOs to give to sick children on Christmas, 120% of the money is going towards that, and you're still fixated on your incredibly bizarre obsession? Seek help, please, for your own sake.
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2014 16:36 |
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you'd think maybe you'd learn from his mistakes but i guess nah it's only ten dollars after all
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2015 09:27 |
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It's like an endless flow of GBS posters, I actually feel bad for Waterhaul.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2015 16:53 |
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corn in the bible posted:Maybe that's why normal people keep saying the comic is weird and hosed up, Completely agree, wish it was more wholesome like my gay Nazi centaurs in Hell comics
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2015 04:06 |
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I hope your life gets better soon, Ratchu.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2015 14:12 |
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Zoe posted:Maybe he's just stalling while he gets something cool together for the imp fight. No, he's probably just playing TF2 and procrastinating. This is his update speed now.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2015 19:26 |
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My drawing by Kazerad from the De-Suckify Christmas fundraiser arrived today. I'd joked to him that I planned on framing it above my computer, so he sent it to me pre-framed. Unfortunately, he hadn't planned on the clumsiness of the On the bright side, through this mishap I discovered that he had hidden a second drawing inside the back of the frame. Thanks Kaz. Cup Runneth Over fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Mar 23, 2015 |
# ¿ Mar 23, 2015 18:39 |
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Gruckles posted:If you can beat it in 105 seconds or less it gives you a form to fill out to get a Quilweave pin mailed to you. Same thing Kaz did with the platforming chase minigame and Katia pins a while back. This is unfair, I won't be able to play this game for like 7 hours and all the pins will probably be gone by then.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2015 00:14 |
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Alright, managed to get my pin in 104 seconds with 2 mistakes. Here's the easiest way to do it: 1. Immediately when the game starts, move directly onto the imp and spam C until he puts his shield up. You need to hit him every time or you won't be able to win in 3 shield timers. I don't know if hitting him before he moves into position counts towards the timer but it can't hurt. 2. Move to the bottom and use the boxes/barrels/basins as shields by standing still until it breaks and then moving and grabbing another one. This will leave you minimal runes on the floor so you can dodge his finger attack. 3. Move up and down to dodge the flame beam (but not too fast or you'll run into it before it's over). Then find a safe place to stand while he's blowing up the remaining runes and spam C. 4. Once he's done move closer (don't get hit by the shield) and spam C to hit him just like you did the first time. If his shield isn't there it's safe to overlap him. 5. For the "part where he shoots you in the back," it is actually more damaging to move into him than to be hit by the flame lines because he will get an extra 2-for-1 hit on you. Stand at the bottom and hold up shields stock-still until the shield goes down. Hit him for 25% of his health again. Then go and do the same thing at the top of the screen. His movement is pre-programmed, not random, so there are safe places every time. 6. Once he's done, repeat step 2 at the top of the screen or wherever you can find barrels, or just dodge the runes as much as you can. You need to step right on to them for them to hit you so they're pretty forgiving. 7. Repeat step 3, while spamming C so that you hit him as soon as his shield goes down. 8. You win. If you got hit 1-3 times you have a good chance of getting the pin. If at any point you're hit more than that, just start over to save time. It's a neat little Dark Souls-esque boss but pretty rough around the edges. For the most part I like it, though even a single i-frame would be such a blessing (and remove the annoying circumstance where he just stands on top of you for free hits MLG pro 420 erry day). Feline agility is also totally useless. Slow and steady wins the race. Being able to dart over runes without triggering them by moving so fast you get the blur effect would be pretty neat. Whatever, give me my pin.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2015 01:34 |
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Well she has the other Khajiit's cut now on top of what she already was getting being enough to pay off the scroll (I think). Selling the big imp's gall too would probably get her a nice cut. Someone please make an avatar of Katia being stunlocked back and forth.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2015 01:49 |
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VictorGrunn posted:I would be shocked if bitchy-Khajit doesn't try to screw her over here. I would be shocked if she did considering she did what was too much for two Khajiit with only one Khajiit. It's one thing to gently caress her over if she barely escapes with her life. She'd have to be a stupid cat to try to gently caress over someone who killed something she was terrified of.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2015 02:11 |
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JamesB posted:Spent half an hour figuring out the fight. All out of pins. Oh well. Thank gently caress I managed to get it downloaded through my tethered phone. Congrats, though, that's a pretty good run. I'm 100% positive it's impossible to get it below 100 no matter how well you do.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2015 03:38 |
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Well judging by the flash game those were all empty barrels and crates.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2015 08:19 |
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MikeJF posted:Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah... but I kinda woulda prefered three normal updates instead. How could she? The job wasn't done when she left and she can't have assumed we actually finished it.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2015 20:03 |
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I really don't understand the people saying she'll take the money and run. She was being paid the money to clear the imps out of the attic. She did not do that. Why would the shopkeep pay her for running away from the imps?
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2015 21:55 |
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MikeJF posted:There was a point earlier where the level-up text appeared in the narrative, didn't it? Maybe she started at level -1. It would fit.
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# ¿ May 1, 2015 20:20 |
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Lizard Wizard posted:Oh hey, another update. I'm actually kind of impressed. Proof of how low your standards have been brought. Kazerad won't be satisfied until he's doing the limbo under the bar.
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# ¿ May 8, 2015 08:01 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 00:34 |
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Never mind Rajirra is absolutely going to take the reward by pretending Katia is dead now that the fighting has died down and then running off with it before Katia can get out of the room. "Lol, oh well, your problem," says shopkeep. "Also you have to pay for the scroll still."
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# ¿ May 19, 2015 01:34 |