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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
At least it's finally over, so just maybe read next month's "Survival: Here's some teaser pages for the next relaunch" and finally get back to reading about Miles.

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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Nevvy Z posted:

He traces porn. If you don't think there's armored goat leg porn out there for him to trace you should spend more time on the internet.

"These armored horse legs aren't good enough, they will know... ah lets just give him threesomeman legs."

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
How about relaunches? everyone good with that word? First relaunch being post-ultimatum and all

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Opopanax posted:

I get that, but Bean was talking specifically about the trades, which as far as I can tell were numbered consistently until Miles took over

about that

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Man, seeing a teen team having no idea what to do is fun, but everything else in the comic's pretty bad. I think i'll give it an issue but i'm pretty sure i'll just drop it.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
So everything's back to the Ultimate Universe Status Quo of ignore everything that isn't Bendis' Ultimate Spider-man.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Nah, first few pages make it look like it's Chameleon Twins

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
The best joke was Miles realizing Ganke's right that Dagger is hot. David draws the best faces.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Inkspot posted:

Also, how do the Chameleons know Miles is Spider-Man or where Miles lives?

Miles mentioned he goes to his apartment every single day, so I guess them stalking for a little while would lead to figuring out where to meet him.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

bobkatt013 posted:

Way to be a dick JJJ, as Miss Brant is dead.

Wait, her too?? drat, Ultimate Robbie's dead, too, does UJJJ have anyone left? :smith:

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Opopanax posted:

Did Survive come out yet? Because there is no way Cap is dead

A while ago, yeah. He dead.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Pretty fun, but next issue should have stuff really happening.

Ganke tells us that you gotta be man enough to admit Peter Parker has a great rear end.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Genetic Toaster posted:

Freaky Friday ruled for the little Bendis note that said "this premise was so terrible, even I couldn't get more than two issues out of it!", though :allears:

Wasn't there a page dedicated to Bendis saying it was all an intern's fault for jokingly suggesting it and not being clear it was a joke?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Well, poo poo, gonna pick up an extra comic this week.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
I don't know what would break my heart harder, Peter actually being back or Aunt May finding out she was wrong. :smith:

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Aphrodite posted:

He bled out accomplishing nothing. I never liked that, it was a lovely way to kill him.

He saved Captain America and defeated five of his rogues at the same loving time while protecting Aunt May and Mary Jane, that's plenty imo.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Is it time again to speculate the end of the Ultimate Universe? Because I think it's a likely time to end the Ultimate Universe. You leave Miles as the only book by January and spring him over to 616 with the ending of Spider-verse.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

bobkatt013 posted:

If you place Miles in the 616 you lose his supporting cast and that's half the fun of the book.

Half? I'd say it's around 75%, still, I don't think Marvel's gonna let the UU keep going with one book that sells ok (unless it's been selling much better lately?) and I can see someone finally deciding to keep Miles ready for the next miscellaneous team book.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Welp, I hope Bendis knows where he's going with this, because I'm starting to doubt Bendis' writing for even this comic...

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Him loving off into the sunset was kinda lame imo. Story-wise he's best off leaving, but all that leaves me with is that Peter got a second chance at life and decided to not be a hero anymore, the city's still pretty messed up. It's an out and that's fine to tak and all, but I like stories where the hero refuses the out. :/ I'll see where the dad thing goes, but I think i'll drop this after next issue.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
I'm done with Ultimate Spidey now.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

FabioClone posted:

True, but she's badass in the survived-a-lot-in-her-life way. Ultimate Aunt May will loving cap you if you mess with Peter.

616 Aunt May poisoned the Chameleon with cookies because it took her half a second to realize he wasn't Peter.

So yeah, fusing both of them will generate the proper next Director of SHIELD.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
How'd it end? All I could gather is that Doom runs Hydra for Reasons and Miles somehow punches him out cold, then incursion.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
I think I liked it up until the mom died, those stories were fine. Then I really felt the downward spiral of nothingness and tie-ins.

And the very start of the time skip was promising. Just never fulfilled its promise. Like the run as a whole...

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
I really like personal moments too, I just feel that after all this time they didn't really amount to much, like I was really digging Miles having to keep his identity a secret because his dad not only hates Spider-man on principle but also because he thinks he killed his wife, then Miles finally reveals it to him... and nothing happens until we get this longass story about 80s Action Cop SHIELD.

I guess my complaint is that Miles didn't do enough stuff himself? There were lots of moments of others helping him validate himself and stuff, but nothing as cool and proactive of him as, say, Peter using the wrestling money to pay off Flash's family suing them or him narrating a day in being Spider-man to Aunt May.

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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Rhyno posted:

Having already read the All New Avengers FCBD issue I am kind of dreading how they will integrate Miles.

You mean, like, setting-wise or how he's being written? Because right now Mark Waid is my sole hope on Miles getting some good stories in :smith: He's the perfect choice to make Miles truly matter again.

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