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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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CombineThresher posted:

All this talk of dysfunctional substance abuse has led me to wonder: what happened to Sandman? He just dropped off the face of the Earth after TNA stopped using him. Is he still wrestling?

Wrestles occasionally and owns a bar. Part of the reason he was cut from WWE.

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Pat HD Barry, everyone:

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Frilled Lizard posted:



Overreem ate another horse!

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Bocc Kob posted:

Hardcore Country gives no fucks. :colbert:

Its not like TNA is doing great things for Mickie's music or wrestling career.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Perigryn posted:

Well, seeing how Rock's "Fruity Pebbles" comment somehow ended up with Cena getting an endorsement for him...

if Cena somehow ends up getting feminine product endorsement deals, I will love Rock again. The best troll.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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It's totally my dad. Stop being jerks.

Watching him use a cell phone is hilarious.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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CM Punk brings down the thunder onto Chris Brown:

http://twitter.com/CMPunk/status/172123298673606657

e: holy poo poo, scooped TMZ.

coconono fucked around with this message at 02:08 on Feb 22, 2012

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I'd pay good money to see CM Punk, Chris Brown and Henry Rollins have a verbal debate over women's issues. Moderated by Ann Coulter.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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THE GAYEST POSTER posted:

Finally, coconono will find love.

you're just jealous because I'm honest and up front. Women like that.

more proof that Iron Sheik is my dad posted:

Ultimate warrior call me to tell me he has no dick and no rear end and he gently caress dead goat that look like mr fuji rear end #teamsheikie

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Dammit, Davey!



I also tweeted that Eric Escobar was better than him.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Craptacular! posted:

Whoever thought being on WWE TV made Jericho look big? I always thought he looked tiny because of all the big men on the stable.

TSA agents are also tremendous dickheads. He could have trying to start a fight.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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CobiWann posted:

Oh, Christ...what if we get a new Vivid Video tape out of this...

"The Match of the Century - Hulk Hogan vs. Chyna!"

:suicide:

Thanks rear end in a top hat. I didn't need that sex drive anyway.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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dating != hooking up, FYI.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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http://twitter.com/#!/Veronica_MM1/status/178959567806398464

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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projecthalaxy posted:

Maybe Delirious IS broke. We know that selling your tweets is a thing.

You get more money donating plasma, btw.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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first word gently caress. It means 私は良い一日を過ごしています。

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Cardboard Box posted:

The one about the driver not seeing him is sorta clever, but the one about being rear-ended is entirely what I expect.

I pay very little attention to WWE. Did Cena really get hit by a car?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Perigryn posted:

Kurt, Kurt, Kurt...why must you make me feel embarrassed to be your fan at one point?

It kind of hard to be a fan of a guy that is externalizing his suicidal tendencies everytime he gets into the ring.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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thesteelhellion posted:

True. I guess maybe I thought they'd have been willing to take a chance on him as a legitimate threat to ANYONE if that had happened, but that's just dumb wishful thinking on my part. Maybe that would have worked in a shoot-style puro fed. I think he'd have done great in BATTLARTS or some other shooty fed.

RJPW is still stomping. I'd pay to see him and Tiger Mask slap and kick each other around.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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night made.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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bonus time. I think I like Arik Cannon a little more:

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Require More Fire posted:

Ask about Batista's dick more.

no that doesn't work. Arguing with a flagrant racist does tho.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Lesnar's twitter is his PR agent. MEH.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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So far Steiner has yet to respond to a tweet at him.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Require More Fire posted:

I like that Steiner has not missed an opportunity to call Bischoff "Bitchoff" in his meltdown.

but that's how he pronounces it.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Suben posted:

Oh Tozawa... :allears:

He's the best one yet.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Sionistic posted:

Steiner doesn't burn bridges, he captures them in his biceps and crushes them into nothing while flexing the biggest arms in the world. Then he does push ups to get traffic flowing again on his back. (largest back in the world)

Dude's made his money. He's been in TNA and stuff just to pass the time.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Oatgan posted:

To be fair, Steiner was one of the relatively useless castoffs they brought in at the expense of younger talent and was given ample time in the ring to wrestle bad matches for a, compared to the undercard, enormous paycheck.

dude got Petey Williams over for something other than a single move.

He also worked with all the younger guys(Styles, Joe, Daniels, Abyss).

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Perry Normal posted:

Counterpoint - the Craiglist ad they took out advertising that they'd be selling the Colony's skulls after their match at King of Trios.

But, yeah, they do seem to be trying too hard most of the time.

They've got a great twitter presence which goes a long way. Helps really define their characters.

http://twitter.com/TheBatiri/status/199639572257312768

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Perry Normal posted:

Coco lives in the cave with them.

Smells like FINGERS!

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Saints Crow posted:

Not really wrestling related (a wrestler is involved though) but Punk's twitter makes it really hard for me to dislike him, despite all the "probably a dick" stories I've heard.

He went about the gay marriage thing badly, but on top of that he is one of the more well known dudes who came out in support the Against Me! lead singer coming out as transgender, he did the Chris Brown thing, and he seems like he has genuinely honest opinions.

He makes it hard to think he's a dick.

Punk's a dick in the sense he has a very low bullshit tolerance. He's not a PR guy, a self-promoter or a politician. He just wants to do the things he likes in relative peace and wishes for others to do the same.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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huh, both Kevin Steen and Davey Richards are blocking me.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Mr. Carlisle posted:

How can you be shocked that anyone would block you

Because Dixie hasn't.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Mr. Carlisle posted:

You probably should have resisted, really.

You didn't ask him what his fingers smelled like after the dream. No points.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Flameingblack posted:

It's a Coco kind of thing.

Its my gift to the world.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Gonzo McFee posted:

DM Punk, what do you do for a living? I'm not knocking you but I really want to know the secret of how you've got so much money to throw away on all these Joshi wrestlers.

If you're single, no dependents and work a decent job(not fast food or retail), your expenses are pretty minimal. Just sayin.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Frot Lesnar posted:

Unless you went to college or got a full ride.

or paid for it cash monies made by selling dope.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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I made Icarus mad:

@IcarusWRW posted:

@coconono STFU you're not clever or funny. You're an annoying piss ant with stupid questions, who thinks vulgarity is automatically humour.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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flashy_mcflash posted:

Frankly I'm surprised they haven't gone down that road already.

When I was younger, I'd pee on anthills. Then I realized what a dick move that was.

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Lone Rogue posted:

Guys on the far rightlook uncomfortable.

Guy on the left is looking bad rear end because he's chillin with the Viper.

They're not allowed to smile in their dress uniforms or something. Every single pic I've seen of younger military guys is SERIOUS FACE.

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