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hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

Save Russian Jews posted:

*breathes through teeth* sometimes people have lovely opinions on music... I'm sorry.

Flameingblack posted:

they made Eve quit using the Armbar. Another, bigger star is using it.

Can't she just switch to one of the other armbars on the list?

# ¿ Nov 9, 2011 10:44

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

bobkatt013 posted:

So he is trying to pull a Matt Hardy?

They'd need a hell of a big chain gang to overcome the inertia.

# ¿ Nov 19, 2011 11:47

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

Gavok posted:

Bischoff had the Hogan sex tape leaked to counter the Chyna porno in the ratings.

"If you're thinking of changing channel, don't. She looks like a freak and you'll lose your erection faster than Scott Steiner gets gassed"

# ¿ Mar 9, 2012 10:26

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

Perigryn posted:

So what would Brocklesnar's weakness be? Mexicans?

NFL coaches.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2012 22:45

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

njsykora posted:

Bit of an underestimate I'd say, hell I'd estimate Punk's screwed at least 40% of the women in America.

Breaking News: CM Punk makes late bid for Republican presidential nomination.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2012 00:03

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

Lone Rogue posted:

Don't see how it's envy, AJ is definitely a better wrestler

But he's wrestling an indy show on the west coast of Scotland on a Saturday night, and Punk...isn't.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2012 08:28

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

KungFu Grip posted:

The crowd actually booed after the 10th time the Kimura was locked on half way into the match

Should clearly have thrown a few overhead suplexes in there to mix it up.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2012 08:56

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

DannoMack posted:

The kid is 15. Be a star CM Punk.

Pretty sure age discrimination's illegal in Australia.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2012 09:27

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

Skinty McEdger posted:

Every day I pray that somewhere in Glasgow theres a 6 foot 250 pound ned waiting for his big call up. Then endless promo's.

Every single promo begins "Right, fannybaws..."

# ¿ Oct 10, 2012 08:08

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

quote:

@CMPunk: Turns out I'm not wrestling a lion Monday. Pulled out of the booking last minute.Demanded twice the agreed upon price. After all, he's lion.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2012 08:39

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

I'm not sure the greatness and deviousness can be properly captured in only 45 minutes.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2012 19:38

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

Frot Lesnar posted:

That's a bad tweet but Jim'll fix it.

If advertisers see it and withdraw, it could lead to some lost profits.

# ¿ Dec 24, 2012 08:07

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

TomWaitsForNoMan posted:

Why are so many wrestlers and so many fighters so very very very very very very very dumb?

They didn't listen to Dean Douglas when class was in session.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2013 19:48

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

Of course, if he does get over despite not being on TV, then he will have fallen into the trap.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2013 11:02

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

quote:

Father Time is undefeated.

Sounds like Father Time needs his loving wig split.

# ¿ Jun 17, 2013 07:49

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

Testis enim mihi est Deus, quomodo confracta est in dimidio

(warning: Google translate used)

# ¿ Jun 22, 2013 13:47

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

As far as I can tell, he's perfectly likeable if you're polite and respectful to him and show basic manners.

Most of the folk who say he was an arsehole to them get it because they deserve it.

# ¿ Jun 25, 2013 07:38

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

Neigh need for that.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2013 08:34

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

emjayo posted:

I realise every school has a different approach, but what is the first move/hold a wrestler gets taught at wrestling school?

The Inverted Wallet Fill.

# ¿ Jan 24, 2014 18:21

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

achillesforever6 posted:

Oh you can tweet in Latin, you are so badass HHH

Quaddus Snappus Steroidium.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2014 10:16

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

Vest in the world.

# ¿ Jul 3, 2014 17:46

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

KENTA:

quote:

@WWENXT had a good show tonight. sweet dreams!! go 2 slee��oops. goodnight.
#NXTFSLive #NXTFullSail

# ¿ Aug 1, 2014 07:10

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

JoshVanValkenburg posted:

Did Hogan gently caress her?

No, she wanted to go on top and he refused to stay on his back for 3 seconds.

# ¿ Sep 4, 2014 22:53

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

Someone's gonna get in trouble...

"Hey, CM Punk always tweeted about how United were poo poo. This is my ticket to the main event!"

# ¿ Oct 6, 2014 22:29

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

I have some reservations about Renee's costume, but I don't think it's serious enough we should be getting injun-ctions to stop her wearing it again or anything.

Endorph posted:

gently caress racism, who did it ever beat?

Booker T, Wrestlemania 19.

# ¿ Nov 2, 2014 00:32

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

Sionistic posted:

AJ Corpsing?

Send for the man!

# ¿ Nov 8, 2014 08:37

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

Speedboat Jones posted:

Let's play Star Fox sometime and figure out how to kill Cody Rhodes.

Attempt a supposedly unbotchable wrestling move on him, it would appear.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2014 08:06

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Why the hell was it not a goblet?

Stephanie's the one most likely to gobble it. [/Jericho c. 2001]

# ¿ Dec 13, 2014 10:17

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

Gavok posted:

What? It's good!

That would be Mr Field Goal.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2014 22:56

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

flashy_mcflash posted:

*shots fired*

By writing about wrestling and shutting the gently caress up about a band you may be in or the poo poo you do when drunk?

# ¿ Jan 22, 2015 19:03

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

Mr. Squishy posted:

Then whose tooth did Tom catch??

R-Tooth.

# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 14:01

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

Endless Mike posted:

Owen's what is the best?

Diving headbutt.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2015 23:10

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

Sasha aint ratchet posted:

Dean is a Flyers fan!
Maybe he can play defense

Pretty sure constant attack is the only way of playing Ambrose knows.

# ¿ May 25, 2015 11:35

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

ayn rand hand job posted:

Kira's gonna sleep on the couch tonight

She's the star of this month's Coffee Botchamania.

Quack's in it too for ordering such a stupid drink.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2015 06:57

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

Skaw posted:

Maybe he's got beef with Hogan.

Check his shoes.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 22:41

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

reignofevil posted:

Daniel would end up flipping out and making everybody Kale.

I wouldn't worry.

Corporate Kale, or the Demon Kale?

# ¿ Jul 21, 2015 16:49

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

AkumaHokoru posted:

there was nothing wrong with captain janeoway.

There was that time she straight-up murdered Tuvix.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2015 11:29

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 04:11

hyper from Pixie Sticks: Sep 28, 2004

A bad day for wrestling.

https://twitter.com/UltraMantis/status/641713436565573633

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 21:51

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