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Jan 16, 2006

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Triple-Kan posted:

The WWE released WWE Originals.

Featuring Steve Austin singing like five songs about beer.

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Jan 16, 2006

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Lloyd Van Buren posted:

Oh, it is on now.

Did Stone Cold wish he was fifty years younger?

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Jan 16, 2006

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Glitterbomber posted:

Oh my god "#thanksbatman", I love Dolph being such a meathead.

I can't remember turning around so much on a wrestler in quite some time. I hated Ziggler when he first came out-he seemed so generic and emblematic of everything that's wrong with WWE's developmental system. But he's pleasantly surprised me by being an above average worker and being a pretty darn good personality and promo.

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Jan 16, 2006

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Kerry would never have gotten into an argument like this were he still alive. He'd know he wouldn't have a leg to stand on.

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Jan 16, 2006

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apsouthern posted:

John Laurintis making Simpsons references? Bloody hell, I'm not supposed to like you John!



I won't lie, I find it pretty hard to hate Johnny Ace right now.

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Jan 16, 2006

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apsouthern posted:




I'm dying here. Holy poo poo.

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Jan 16, 2006

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Glitterbomber posted:

I'm positive the man understands his entire fame is ironic 'ha ha look at this crazy dude' but yea, dude is hardcore kayfabe and will never break, which owns.



I think he may be beyond the point of understand a lot of things.

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Jan 16, 2006

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Strenuous Manflurry posted:

They actual story, if I recall, is Bryan Alvarez told a severely drunk Austin Aries "your stuff looked good" rather than the more typical "good match", which Aries bitched at him for. Aries being Aries.

Isn't Bryan Alvarez a wrestler, though?

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Jan 16, 2006

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Wow, are you ever zany!

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Jan 16, 2006

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404GoonNotFound posted:

gently caress it, just give him a film series ala El Santo.

Austin vs. The Vampire Women
Austin vs. The Zombies
Austin vs. The Ye-tay

etc etc etd

Just re-do every movie every from MST3K with Stone Cold in it. I'd love to see Stompos: The Mudhole of Fate

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Jan 16, 2006

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Minitrue posted:

Is this a real thing? Are we talking Keller style or Big Dave style rumour?

I think I'm a horrible person, because I laughed at this idea for a good 10 seconds. I kinda hope it's true.

Umm, I think someone just threw it out as a joke in another thread, unless I have no sense of reading comprehension, which is possible.

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Jan 16, 2006

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I can't be the only one who mentally put in a WHAT? after each menu item.

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Jan 16, 2006

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I've never heard the phrase "yum rockets" used before, and I found it delightful

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Jan 16, 2006

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smashpro1 posted:

Anything for Big Johnny.

:allears: I've done a complete 180 on Big Johnny since he took over. He's such a wonderful, spineless worm, and I hope he's the GM forever.

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Jan 16, 2006

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bobkatt013 posted:

I just hope CM Punk does not take how to be a dick lessons from Dynamite Kid

Punk and Bryan should team up to take out Dynamite once and for all-injecting milk is neither straight edge or vegan.

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Jan 16, 2006

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oldpainless posted:

He looks about normal.


Is Show wearing both belts snapped together? I can't fathom how he would wear a title belt.

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Jan 16, 2006

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I hope they stay up late and paint each others toenails.

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Jan 16, 2006

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Kurt Angle types like my ex boss. His emails were great, because he took capitalization, punctuation, spelling, and generally having a point as just a suggestion.

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Jan 16, 2006

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The Goog posted:

Regal's the GM of NXT. Reks and Curt Hawkins are on NXT, saying they should be on Raw. They're tossing barbs around, and Regal's are better cause Regal is better than Reks at everything.

I have yet to see Regal rock a set of white boy dreadlocks like Reks.

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Jan 16, 2006

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Perigryn posted:

You refused the beer, didn't you?

Either that or he accepted the beer.

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Jan 16, 2006

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I want to remake the entire Ace Attorney series using WWE people now. Otunga would be Phoenix, Zack Ryder is Larry Butz. William Regal as Von Karma?

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Jan 16, 2006

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Lone Rogue posted:

Holy gently caress, I thought the same thing too.

BROCKLE SNAR, I CHOOSE YOU! USE THE HEREPAIN!

Brocklesnar used The Odds on John Cena

It's not very effective

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Jan 16, 2006

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coconono posted:

Lesnar's twitter is his PR agent.

Primo Heyman?

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Jan 16, 2006

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Flameingblack posted:

Steiner is a good man.

You wanna suck his dick or what?

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Jan 16, 2006

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Germ Incubator posted:



Paul Bearer's Twitter handle being wweURNiverse makes me happy beyond words.

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Jan 16, 2006

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I'm pretty sure at this point that Big Poppa Pump legitimately thinks his name is spelled "Bitchoff".

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Jan 16, 2006

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Also I hope Big Johnny rides his People Power scooter into the court room.

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Jan 16, 2006

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El Gallinero Gros posted:

I would imagine Punk's habit of loving anything that moves and AJ being into Jesus might come into conflict. Or maybe AJ didn't care for the way Punk walked on TNA (even though he had every right).

Punk has also been pretty outspoken about supporting THE GAY COMMUNITY?!

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Jan 16, 2006

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Didn't Sid poo poo himself at WrestleMania 13?

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Jan 16, 2006

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Matlock posted:

Kevin Nash tried responding, but wound up texting himself.

:golfclap: It's criminal that this got no love.

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Jan 16, 2006

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Perigryn posted:

What was it that Cena tried to get over for a while? "CM Scum"?


CM Sucks.

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Jan 16, 2006

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flashy_mcflash posted:

I'm not a big Sandman fan, but even a wifebeater would be fine on him. There's something about wearing an actual t-shirt that I don't like. For some reason I don't care as much about shorts/pants/tights but to me there's not much worse than a t-shirt with wrestling tights as in-ring gear no matter what body type.



I dunno, I'd much rather he keep the shirt on, personally.

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Jan 16, 2006

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Suben posted:

I think a lot of developmental guys have some imput on their name.

Then how do you explain Lucky Cannon?

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Jan 16, 2006

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Bocc Kob posted:

... "Moongoose"? :confused:

Moongoose McQueen was the alter-ego Jericho used to use in Fozzy.

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Jan 16, 2006

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Manwithastick posted:

I'm getting flashbacks to Rumble 2000 (13 years ago - jeez!) when HHH got stabbed in the ankle after Foley suplexed him on to a pallet.

A table is at least smoothed and finished. Bumping on a pallet is just stupid.

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Jan 16, 2006

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Did Steen name his kid after Owen Hart?

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Jan 16, 2006

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404GoonNotFound posted:

I wouldn't know, I got one of those 10 dollar Nyko superbatteries that lasts all drat day with everything on.

I guess what I'm saying is... Owen Steen should've gotten an XL instead?

Wait, so the newer 3DS runs on normal batteries? I need to do a trade in then.

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Jan 16, 2006

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Kifisonfire posted:

A.J. ‏@WWEAJLee
Whoa. Ambrose, Reigns, and Kaitlyn look pretty pissed.

Oh my god that's great.

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Jan 16, 2006

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bobkatt013 posted:

I hope Russo finds out about this.

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Jan 16, 2006

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DeathChicken posted:

Jake would be the old caretaker guy who lives in a cabin and lets the kids stay the night, then turns around and gives them to the cannibals.

But who would he play?

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