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apsouthern posted:

Steen never did agree to move out of my bathtub.

# ¿ Dec 1, 2011 09:52

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 21:06

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Borh posted:

He once flipped out on Randy Orton. It was pretty sweet. Then it went nowhere.

I GOT YOU, RANDY! :mad:

# ¿ Dec 1, 2011 21:11

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Flameingblack posted:

Brickhouse Brown actually mentioned that he got starved in a territory because Dusty was their "Black Champion" and the black women in the audience loved Dusty more than Brickhouse, too.

Dusty is proof that no matter what your race, sex, or creed, you will enjoy a fat man with a speech impediment excitedly rhyming words.

Even if he doesn't like you all that much.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2011 19:22

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The Shaman of Cum posted:

im punk

IM Punk is always on AIM.

# ¿ Dec 12, 2011 21:53

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Look, he's just a common' man, and this has been hard on his tweetin' hand.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2011 22:05

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Batista supported Daniel Bryan before any of you! He supported him while he was still in NXT (their match was pretty good though).

# ¿ Dec 19, 2011 15:38

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Atticus Finch posted:

He just means he can't be in their twitter account!

# ¿ Dec 20, 2011 06:57

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Little Miss RKO posted:

Otunga x10

I haven't heard that much slurping since the truck stop men's room!

Meanwhile, Scott Stanford has first world problems

quote:

Jets QB Mark Sanchez seen w Kate Upton! Between Sanchez & Jeter there are no supermodels left for us regular shmos!

# ¿ Dec 21, 2011 16:33

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Manic_Misanthrope posted:

So just Austin or do we want a whole scooby gang for this?

Austin, Vince, Kurt.

# ¿ Dec 23, 2011 17:35

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DMPunk posted:

Even I have never begged someone for a follow. ME > Kurt.

Well, not really...

Bribing is a form of begging?

# ¿ Jan 4, 2012 19:23

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DMPunk posted:

Eh, not the intent at all actually.

Intent means nothing in Judge Hacksaw's Court.

# ¿ Jan 4, 2012 19:45

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I'd let him stay with me but I still can't get the stink of Steen out of my curtains.

# ¿ Jan 16, 2012 19:15

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None of them were as crazy as R-Truth :colbert:

# ¿ Jan 18, 2012 05:23

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Dancing Peasant posted:

I don't think I've ever seen John Laurinitis with a pair of glasses on before.

He keeps texting about Malibu Stacy.

# ¿ Jan 19, 2012 16:55

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El Generico posted:

The Iron Sheik and Michael Ian Black are in the middle of a fantastic Twitter war right now.

NSFW for very obscene language
http://twitter.com/michaelianblack
http://twitter.com/the_ironsheik

God I love Michael Ian Black and I will use the phrase "I hosed your goat mom." at least once in the next week.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2012 02:39

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Cardboard Box posted:

That's massively disappointing.

Next up, PSP will travel to an orphanage to tell everyone Santa Claus isn't real.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2012 03:17

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Chris Brown seems like a huge pile of poo poo.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2012 01:04

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I haven't really heard his music I don't think. Not in like a snobbish "heh, top 40 right?" way, I mean, I'll defend Nicki Minaj to the death. I just haven't paid attention to him. Now I don't want to.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2012 01:08

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SamuraiFoochs posted:

This and Twilight have ensured the next generation of women is going to let themselves be treated like poo poo in relationships.

Finally, coconono will find love.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2012 20:52

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Natalya Fartz posted:

CM Punk spreading the gospel about comics. And it applies to wrestling too.

Be a northStar.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2012 18:21

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@ZackRyder posted:

I kissed a girl and I liked it

# ¿ Mar 6, 2012 05:12

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The Shaman of Cum posted:

me too, and his balls

Linda still has those.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2012 19:12

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Lone Rogue posted:

David Otunga ‏ @DavidOtunga
@lonerogue hmm... Not likely. His kids are all winners. Too bad. #OtungaLaw

Otunga burned me. Nothing left to live for.

This is the best.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2012 19:20

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MassRayPer posted:

Steve Blackman's martial arts background was mostly in martial arts that are useless, or were useless in B4A. The only two useful skills in B4A were takedowns and boxing.

Spin kicks are useless in no scenarios.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2012 23:28

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Cardboard Box posted:

If you only look at one, check out his no-DQ match with Orton from the 2/3 Smackdown (that sadly ended up being the blow-off to their feud because he got injured shortly thereafter). Probably the best match I've seen him have.

Also, watch the Orton vs. Otunga Christmas match. Just because.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2012 01:40

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Veg posted:

Seriously fun match. That match alone made me like Otunga.

Orton laughing after knocking Otunga over with an empty box is the highlight of last year.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2012 02:27

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Mick's fault!

# ¿ Apr 11, 2012 01:26

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spongeh posted:

So here's probably a dumb question. Is being sent home for real, or is it just a normal plane ticket being spun in this way?

From what I understand, basically you're just sent back to whatever hotel you're staying in because they don't plan on using you that night.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2012 03:04

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Meanwhile, Punk has been taking WWE cover band names all day. Some really good ones in there, and apparently it's still going.

Push El Burrito fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Apr 26, 2012

# ¿ Apr 26, 2012 04:56

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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

someone actually answered this?

This is at least the second person I've seen answer this.

# ¿ Apr 27, 2012 23:21

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Strenuous Manflurry posted:

Well we have confirmation or something!

Bischoff is Deep Throat!

# ¿ May 4, 2012 05:04

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HHH=Pukepukepuke is a good line.

# ¿ May 7, 2012 14:49

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Lone Rogue posted:

I would have completely believed he was an idiot who didn't know better.

To be fair, he looks to be about 5.

# ¿ May 7, 2012 18:36

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Shawn Michaels looks down at his tiles forlornly. Slowly his eyes meet his wife's.

"I'm sorry, I love you."

"Jukebox" is played on a triple word score.

# ¿ May 23, 2012 01:47

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DMPunk posted:

AJ has the best tweet-to-funny ratio of any wrestler on Twitter.

quote:

Unrequited love is the worst kind of pain. Except for shark bites. Shark bites probably hurt like a mother.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2012 01:17

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Lone Rogue posted:

I will forgive WWE for everything if they have Sid return and squash Bryan for AJ.

Sid walks in, powerbombs Punk and Bryan, big boots Kane. Grabs AJ, she shows up in 4 months with no memory of what happened.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2012 04:14

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flashy_mcflash posted:

Frankly I'm surprised they haven't gone down that road already.

Chikara would name him Ant Number 1.

# ¿ Jun 8, 2012 18:41

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Kiwi Bigtree posted:

I don't think anyone is ok with it really

James Brown spent years practicing that particular martial art.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2012 14:45

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MrBling posted:

Peter Pan's got kids?

# ¿ Jun 30, 2012 21:22

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 21:06

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maniacripper posted:

Haha yeah tell that 7 year old kid how dumb he is!

If he's 7 then why would he want it to be TV-14? Then he couldn't watch it!

# ¿ Jul 1, 2012 19:17

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