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Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
Just found this thread, it's great. I've been listening for a year now and it's the only podcast I can stand. I hate the guests and wacky radio show type poo poo on all the other ones I've heard.

My 5 starred eps on iTunes: 42,48,74,75,76,77,78,79,80,81,82,83,84,86,87,89,91,94,101,116,117,119,120,121,122,123,124,125,126,127,232.

Most of those are just Craiglists but some had some story that made me 5 star them.

For example, in ep 42 at 45:15 Jah's rant about Christmas music and Seth doing the Charlie Brown music was hilarious.

Episode 48: at 25 minutes Jah talks about watching scrambled porn because their parents didn't subscribe to the playboy channel. Seth watched a bootleg Mike Tyson fight that way. THIS IS CRAZY! Also a hilarious story of Seth talking about his lovely phone and ring tone. Then Seth goes off on Bindy Erwin. Great poo poo.

Episode 232: 49:00 Seth is reading a list of stuff that people born in like 1994 will never experience or something. Sam Kinison has always been dead and "Caramel macchiato and Venti half caff vanilla latte have always been street corner lingo" Seth and Jah getting on that poo poo is loving hilarious. What's up hip cats.

RustyTrombone posted:

When Seth says 323 481 4422 after some awful sexual pun/general stupidness it makes me laugh every loving time. He never does it in the newer ones though. :(

That loving killed me and I wish they still did it. Doing it in that 1930s switchboard operator voice.

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Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
I think Seth wasn't comfortable with being on camera and started freaking out about it so they stopped doing them.

Listening to 256 right now and it's so good. It has the Tony bagels mob names segment and the story of the guy telling his girlfriend he lost his virginity in a gang bang.

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
Listen from episode 74. If you still don't like it then it isn't for you.

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
This is probably my favorite video segment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIGiw-PL9Bs&t=40s

Jonathan's theory about how people used to jerk off in the 1920s and his demonstration of it crack me up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xluqh7SdMLc&t=123s

My wife's missing two things. Thumbs? Balls.

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
A kid should be wearing sexy clothes at school, hanging out smoking.

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
Episode 259. Seth talking about his recurring nightmares is one of my favorite bits.

From the wiki:

13:52 – Seth has a recurring nightmare in which he wakes up and sneezes in the middle of the night. There are a few seconds of silence, then he hears a man’s voice say, “God bless you” in the middle of his dark bedroom.

44:39 – When Seth was a kid, he had a weird dream. There were 13 steps that went from his top floor to the second floor. He would wake up and his mother would be standing at the sink doing dishes and he would get up, walk past their bedroom, look in and see something coming at him. He would jump all 13 steps, land, run into the kitchen, and when he looked back he could see the figure walking down the stairs. He would go to his mother and tug on her and she didn’t notice and kept doing the dishes until Seth looked back and saw the figure turning the corner and entering the kitchen.

Also, I believe 260 has Jah telling us about nightmares he had as a kid of his mom and dad removing their meat faces when they were alone in their room. He thinks it's because he once saw his aunt without her chemo wig on or something. :laffo:

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
Just heard the Shame on you Spielberg story again on 268. :laffo:

I'm almost caught up. :(

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
That episode where Seth rewrites this song to be about UYD.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlZ6gyuAM0o

I guess you're UYD...

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
That's one of my favorite stories. Also how every once in a while Seth will bring it up again.

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
I’m a huge history buff. I watch Game of Thrones. I watch Camelot. I know those are fantasy but I also watch The Tudors.

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry

SpeedoJoe posted:

Edit: Which episode is it when Jah and Seth have a legit heated argument about the pros and cons of adoption? Jah gets really mad at Seth it's actually pretty out of character.

Episode 89 at the 37:46 mark. Jah was pissed. It was awkward.

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
Listening to 278 right now and it's a goldmine for good parts. Seth and Jah talking about old sperm and who has ejaculated more between the two of them. The whole segment about the kid who survived two plane crashes was hilarious.

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
I liked when they were amazed at the Malcolm in the Middle kid owning like 10 homes and selling one to Cee Lo.

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
I just heard Jah's story about making GBS threads himself in the shower while I was listening to UYD in the shower. Hadn't laughed that hard in a long time. Diarrhea Feet.

Nana...I poo poo myself again.

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
Yeah, their site is all hosed up. Thanks Weck.

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
Best Seth food story was when he told us that he never speaks when he goes out to eat at his usual place. He just gestures except for the one time there was a new girl and he got pissed because he had to say something.

Or the story about how he met the girl of his dreams but she was insane and tried to stab him.

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry

Dan Didio posted:

"I've eaten with this rear end in a top hat four times in the last month; he had cheese at every loving meal!"

"Oh yeah Seth I forgot to mention I've been eating fish lately..."


".......WHAT THE gently caress ARE YOU SAYING?"

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
Just listened to 300. I was loving rolling during the Ask Jah segment about the narc sister in law. Probably the best one yet.

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
I don't want my grandmother to get hosed.

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
Watching the Golden Globes preshow thing. Harrison Ford is still wearing that earring thing.

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
My favorite Seth rants are any time hes ragging on old singers. Like the Bruce Springsteen one from this last episode. "Occupy...something"

Also when he made fun of Ringo Starr's new songs.

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
Jah's best cover was him singing Rihanna's "Whats my name"

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
Your grandma was called Kewl Carrie and she blew a ton of dudes.

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
Didn't they call him up to confirm Jah's story about him getting in his parents bed naked on a bad trip or some poo poo.

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
It's a Nepalese area code, you probably haven't heard of it.

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur posted:

I love the fact that these guys live in LA and thus encounter celebrities in hilarious ways. It doesn't hurt that Papa Larroquette is in the mix. You guys remember that story that Jah told about chasing a dog all over a neighborhood on his bike and finally rescueing it, only to have Lou Farrigno pull up to him in a huge truck to say "Hey (thumbs up) GOOD JOB"

That was the best story. It was like 20 minutes long.

Hope Seth brings back his stories of who he sees holding hands while out at whole foods or whatever.

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
Wanky Wanky 323-481-4422.

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
Pizza Huh
Jombo Juice

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
This weeks ask Jah was great. He's going to beat the devil out of himself again.

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
It's their mix again. It's gotten better than it was but still messes up some time. Good ep this week.

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry

Bobby Malone posted:

My wife's missing two things.

Thumbs?

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
Seth is the funny one so he could start his own poo poo and it would be good.

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
Can't wait for them to have their second big fight.

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
Niko and CJ...laughing and slapping outside of Whole Foods.

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
The Nope King.

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
She said she got so mad she punched a wall over Jonathan's joke last episode involving attaching a monitor to a woman's clit and showing her a naked woman. Cool person.

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
Isn't Jonathan broke as hell all the time.

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
A kid should be wearing sexy clothes.

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
Yeah but that woman got offended because the whole show is laughing at how crazy America is and she thought it was too negative or something.

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Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
Seth saw Anderson Cooper and John Stamos at the Diesel Store at the Beverly Center, laughing and slapping.

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