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little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

bango skank posted:

I am a Rastafarian, and it is against my religion to lie and steal.

That story rules.

I don't know what episode it's in but my favorite Johnathan story is the one where he takes some hallucinogen and climbs into bed with his parents. They even call his father to get his side of the story.

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little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
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little munchkin fucked around with this message at 04:31 on Jun 26, 2020

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
I don't really eat foods unless it comes in a pouch and somewhere on it, it says "holla".

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
My wife's missing two things.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
Wait, how does that work? Doesn't Apple everything on itunes and the app store themselves? That would be a huge security hole if they didn't.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
“We were jamming. We were sweating. We got tribal on it. We danced to it. I was DJing this Brazilian music. Having a baby is a bloody, pukey, sweaty, primeval thing. I said ‘Come here little man.’ I saw the penis and I screamed that we’d been right all along about him being a boy.”

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

caligulamprey posted:

I always assumed the HBO sponsorship was a goofy bit.

I think they were just given a lot of creative license with how to do their promotion. Comedy Bang Bang was doing a bit at the same time called "Entourage Recap" which pretty much made fun of the show but based on the timing I suspect both were paid for by HBO.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

a pipe smoking dog posted:

I always go for "I want to gently caress my dad" because I figure you should just jump in at the deep end.

I want to gently caress like my dad fucks.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

Cervixalot posted:

I added a couple more songs to the playlist yesterday, and when I get some free time I'm going to run through the back catalogue and try and soundhound all of the unlabeled intro/outros from the first 200 or so episodes (currently none of them are listed in the episode descriptions). Hope to have it a lot more complete before the end of the year!

This site lists some of the intros and outros for those episodes: http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=20249&allEpisodes=

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

JethroMcB posted:

"Oh yah, YOU GIVE GOOD DIRECTIONS!"

"Please, if you let me go, you can have the pizza!"

"I'm a religious watcher!"

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

Beeez posted:

Saying stupid things in a mocking or smug way doesn't make it any less stupid.

I think you should stay away from comedy podcasts until you understand the concept of a "joke".

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

Splits posted:

As someone who's spoken with Seth about sobriety over the phone, it's disheartening. The guy is genuinely miserable about the decision it seems.

I'm two months sober, though... So there's that.

I think a lot of people share it but just don't discuss that side of it much. A lot of people have that attitude of "it's not fun, but it's the best thing for me". I think(hope?) that Seth is using humor to cope with it and playing up the negative aspect because that's where he sees the humor. His quote that it's better to “never ever leave your own reality and just look at life the way it is and never once escape to an alternate dreamscape of peace and happiness” really captures the bleakness and absurdity of the whole thing while still finding the truth to it. Good luck with your own sobriety, I hope it works out for you.

The WTF episode was good, I think Maron did a good job of getting Seth to be real; at the beginning he wouldn't talk except to jump in and start doing a comedy bit, but he let his guard down as the show went on. That's Marc's biggest strength as an interviewer; he's super transparent about his own issues and has an attitude of acceptance about stuff rather than positive/negative, so the interviews have a judgement-free atmosphere.

I couldn't tell how much was jokes and how much was being serious when they were talking about Seth's acting gigs, did Jah's dad really pull strings to get him work?

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
You send me somebody that's traveled a light-year, and you get them to tell me how far poo poo is.

Can any of you loving nerds roll a blunt?

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
I'm just looking for other straight bros who miss the good old days. Put on some straight porn, butt heads, and get rowdy. I got mad beers to go around.

Absolutely no queers.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
My gender is missing two things...

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

Zohn posted:

"Dude, that sounds wicked dramatic."

That sounds like the craziest game that anyone has ever played.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

GraPar posted:

Yesss, this is the yearly episode where they read out the AVN Nominations - "Misleading Teenagers Into Anal Sex" and "Trust-Fund Trannies" are two of the funniest things I've ever heard.

"Slut Bottom Chris Meets The Prostate Assassins"

The funniest part to me is the completely redundant award for "cleverest title"

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
UYD: Big Nuts, Bad Dads

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

Binowru posted:

I must be slippin' because I have no idea what you guys are referencing.

You're such a terrible father you deadbeat! Look at these nuts yo!

dvorak posted:

Little nuts, maybe OK dads?

The study pretty clearly stated that small balls = great dads.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

Biodome posted:

We're going to Napa, bitches. gently caress you.

No more kisses...

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

drat, was really hoping The Twins would be making an appearance this year.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
As a Rastafarian, drama is against my religion.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

JethroMcB posted:

407: "What's your experience with MILFs?"

The end of that story is just awesome.

She's got like a kid and poo poo, but I think she still likes to party...

edit: I just met a genius in the bathroom.

little munchkin fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Feb 20, 2014

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

JethroMcB posted:

Nooooo, thread, don't kid yourselves. Jonathan pretty much admitted to committing a rape, and it wasn't funny or entertaining in the least. "She never responded to my MySpace request!" Well, based on the story you just told? Yeah! No poo poo.

That said, you will compartmentalize and accept things about a person if you enjoy their work or their personality. You'll gleefully lambaste a public figure that you have no connection to for their behavior, but you'll overlook another's if it's convenient. For example, my grandfather was one of my greatest influences in life, and he thought Woody Allen's comedy was beyond compare. He introduced me to Allen's work during a formative period in my adolescence and, as a result, "Love and Death," "Bananas," "Take the Money and Run," "Sleeper," they're among my favorite films of all time. I know the jokes by heart. These days I just swallow hard and ignore the drama of Woody's personal life (and the pedophilia jokes in the films themselves) because those movies mean something to me. I want to recognize their merits and the memory of my grandfather sharing something with me more than I want to recognize the fact that Woody Allen is a goddamn creep who hosed his adopted daughter and is now handsy as poo poo with the pubescent girls who live with him and call him Dad.

I hate the shithead kids of wealthy people who can seemingly get away with anything, and I hate drunk drivers. Jonathan and Seth both fit those descriptions in their pasts. Yet the one hour a week I get to listen to them - even when they are reminiscing about those days - entertains me enough that I can gloss over those histories in my mind. I know it's hypocrisy, dammit, but my solipsistic need to be entertained eventually supersedes my sense of "decency." A Horse Named Mandy, there is almost certainly a celebrity that your girlfriend loves who is/was a loving monster. Hell, just turn on "Thriller." See if her immediate reaction is anything besides "Michael Jackson was a child rapist."

Hurry daddy. Slide my sweats down. Oops! I’m wearing my wife’s panties. Drain this dick!

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
Sometimes you're just in the right place at the right time.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
Hello everyone, I'm sort of new to podcasts, but I've heard good things about Uhh Yeah Dude and i'm thinking about checking it out. One issue that I have though is that I am not into games or drama. Do you think this would be a good podcast for me?

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

Caper posted:

It's not just the merch issues, really. I don't mean to complain a lot but there's something I've been noticing in the last few months.

In between the LA live show and the Boston one there was a 2 week break, completely understandable since it was 2 big shows on opposite sides of the country. They dropped a 'long-form stories' episode to fill the gap between those shows that some people liked, some didn't. But the point was they made an effort to provide some sort of content so there wouldn't be a huge gap, especially right after the Patreon started. But after the Boston show, there was another 2 week gap, another one between that 'in-studio' episode and the 2 NYC episodes, and yet another one after that.

It just seems like, since the crowdfunding started, there's actually been less consistency than before. I'm not pulling my hair out or anything over episodes of a podcast, and I apologize if it seems like I am. The issue I have here is it just seems like the Patreon has enabled Jonathan to use other people's dough to be even flakier than usual, which is really effed up.

Sorry, I'll shut up now.

I think you should contact Jonathan and tell him that you are not into games or drama.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

CortezFantastic posted:

uyd@me.com goes directly to Jonathan. I would e-mail him and bitch. I am honestly not surprised that he continues to be a gently caress up about this stuff, and probably wouldn't get fixed if the Patreon dipped low. He is just that kind of guy.

I'm just looking for other straight bros who miss the good old days. Let's just get together and chill. Put on some straight porn, butt heads and get rowdy.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
I hate my wife...

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
Reminder that Jerry Seinfeld dated a 17-year-old when he was almost 40, then dumped her to go break up a marriage.

Seinfeld is a great show but that's mostly because of Larry David and the rest of the cast.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
when I go to U.S., I want to enjoy the party

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
pretty much the only reason I listen to UYD is that every hundred hours or so, you get to hear a guy talking about men who cum a certain way get to go to the front of an imaginary line

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
We could talk poo poo, J/O in my whip. You know this.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

Alaois posted:

no drama, no games

same

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
Me while reading the last two pages: That sounded like, wicked dramatic. That sounded like the craziest game that anyone has ever played.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

UP AND ADAM posted:

Seth and Jah aren't about that poo poo man. They're definitely feminists. You're looking for Joe Rogan.

I'm looking for Joe Rogan as well.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
Remember when Johnathan went on this rant about what it means to be a "podcasting human being" and then proceeded to imitate Marc Maron doing the intro to his podcast?

that was like 10 years ago. crazy world we live in

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
I want to smoke marijuana. I want to smoke marijuana. I want to shoot a gun, and I want to drink Coke.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

Cached Money posted:

Yeah, I was thinking about those too. Are there any good stories of Seth's pre sobriety life I've missed or does he just not tell many of those? I still haven't listened to all the eps.

There's a few but I don't remember what episodes or anything. One he wakes up underneath his truck, which is parked half on the sidewalk and half off. The story about working with the dude who came up with "show me the twins" is pretty good as well.

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little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
Dad, how do I party right?

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