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“You know what the sexiest thing about a man is?” “His pussy-mouth?” “Ok, you know what the second sexiest thing about a man is?” “His dainty bitch hands?”
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Ep 652: You don’t get Westways? Well then how the gently caress do you know you get 25% off all Crocs?
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Joe Romatelli must be a blast to hang out with.
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KICK BAMA KICK posted:Ha, the weird guy Jonathan happens to know I heard recently in an very old episode was Shifty Shellshock of Crazy Town. If Jonathan’s father weren’t Dan Fielding, I have a feeling he would still know most of his famous musician friends.
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Fish don’t count, and this is opium.
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I showed him deformed children.
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Aug 30, 2020 20:13
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Episode 428: Jonathan accidentally breaks up a diamond smuggling ring.
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“I just want to let you know that I think your dreads are, like, really sexy.” “Oh, thank you so much!”
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Jonathan trying to figure out how to pronounce “Schuyler” in 737 is amazing.
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Really happy for Seth. I hope having air conditioning doesn’t change him.
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In (I think) their first episode advertising Entourage, Seth drops a reference to Vinnie Chase in one of his stories. Jonathan has no clue who Vinnie Chase is.
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Maybe we’re turning over a new leaf here at Like gently caress Dude.
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May 18, 2021 21:59
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I know Seth got a call from someone in prison in one of the Marcia eps. And he’s mentioned a couple of people that he knows in jail over the years.
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IS THIS A KOREAN THING?
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It’s definitely something. Five grown men with a video camera jerking a dog off? It’s not nothing.
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Wait, you got sober on 4/20? Yeah. You loving rear end in a top hat.
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a pipe smoking dog posted:Such a great moment, I just love how it took Jonathan several years to put two and two together and come to that realisation. Except for “And the white man called her flute playing ‘wind’” I think it might be the most UYD-y moment. Oh no, Seth is going to be distraught over this. https://nypost.com/2021/07/11/the-details-of-barkevious-mingos-indecency-with-child-charge/amp/?__twitter_impression=true mweber fucked around with this message at 01:33 on Jul 13, 2021 |
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Those are his two passions: backup dancing and dropping seed.
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Ep 737 when Jonathan tries to sound out the name “Schuyler” Sshkkolll-yer
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Got a weird question—are Marcia and Joe divorced? I always assumed they were what with Seth having a little brother whose mother isn’t Marcia, but don’t know if Seth has ever mentioned it for sure. Marcia’s a super-Catholic and Joe seems pretty freewheeling, so it wouldn’t be a huge surprise if they just went their separate ways without all the fanfare of a divorce.
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flesh dance posted:With the olympics in the news I remembered an old podcast segment that talked about the 1936 olympics hosted by "Mr. Hitler" that released a bunch of pigeons that poo poo all over everyone among other things. Can anyone tell me, was that from UYD and if it was does anyone have an idea of the ep number? I remember it being them but I'm not 100% 321
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Ep 353: “I’ve rally gotta get this smoking under control.”
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Seth was almost a decade and a half ahead of the curve making fun of Afghan soldiers’ jumping jacks.
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Beastie posted:I don’t recall if it’s this page or the previous one, but someone was asking about Marcia and Joe. That was me! Thanks for the info. I bet Joe Romatelli is a blast to hang out with.
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What’s in the crust? It’s chowdah
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What do you know about radon? You mean Tommy Chong’s daughter?
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C-Euro posted:This extended bit in 892 about how Josh Duamel is the most famous person from North Dakota is made even funnier by the fact that I have absolutely no idea who Josh Duamel is. Leslie Bibb is the second most famous person from North Dakota.
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Watching people you’re with win is winning?
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J: Would you like to reduce cockroach sex? S: No. J: Well never mind.
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I brought thermogenics to this shithole city!
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What is America’s oldest manufacturer of cast iron cookware? Lahdge
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You don’t get to tell me that your plan is to double your weight when you’re already 697 pounds.
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Nick Lachey is basically the mayor of Cincinnati.
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I wish people thought of me as a regular guy more often. Jonathan, 326
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flesh dance posted:I don't know why, but that made me remember the brief period a while back where Jonathan was convinced about how he'd be really good at starting a side job as some kind of life coach where people would pay to have conversations with him and he'd help sort out their decisions or something And that reminded me of the time Jonathan’s mother suggested that he become a high end bodyguard. She thought his clients would love him because he has such a great personality, but he’d have to learn martial arts.
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I got duped by a handsome man at the mall.
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Jonathan spent five years in high school, plus summer school every year, including the summer after he graduated. “He was Batman.” “Which one?” “The most recent one.” “Michael Keaton!” mweber fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Mar 15, 2022 |
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General Dog posted:See the Face of a Man Whose Skull Was Mounted on a Stake 8,000 Years Ago https://www.uhhyeahdude.shaman Anyone remember from years ago the segment “Hipster or Hobo?” (or something like that) that was footage of Jonathan window shopping? And they couldn’t decide which one he was? Does anyone have that link around?
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