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Just listened to 453, where Jonathan tells the rat drowning story. There is some really good stuff in that episode, but man does that story overshadow everything. Holy poo poo.
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466 is a live episode in Seattle. At about 20 minutes, Jonathan realizes his ipad has been very quietly playing an old episode over its speaker. Then at about 24 minutes Jonathan announces that he hasn’t been recording.
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Man, Michael Madsen is in rough shape. Poor guy.
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Mar 31, 2022 00:58
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FDA doesn’t know poo poo about enzymes, I’ll tell you that. Fuckin’ idiots…FDA, pssht, “Fuckin’ Don’t Ask,” that’s what I say! Cuz I got raw milk here man. This is baby goat milk, and I am living off of it. I feel great. 518 Edit: oh man, offensive t-shirts Double edit: https://youtu.be/TVw1EFTqnew mweber fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Apr 8, 2022 |
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Apr 2, 2022 01:19
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What about inter-special impregnation?
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May 1, 2022 11:39
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Who the gently caress are the vulture children?
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May 6, 2022 11:21
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KICK BAMA KICK posted:On 479, the second of a few episodes where Jah is Skyping to Seth's inbox from Europe. I remembered that he wasn't actually in Paris but still his itinerary was at least vaguely, if voluntarily, affected by the Bataclan attack; am I also remembering correctly that he was in Europe at the time of the big Icelandic volcano that competely disrupted flights there? Not sure if it’s what you’re remembering — in 219 Seth tells a story about a guy who was in Iceland for a short trip. Volcano erupts. He can’t get out. When he finally gets home, he has a huge bill from short term parking.
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May 24, 2022 00:35
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Have you tried praying to St. Anthony to find the UFOs?
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May 26, 2022 15:20
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Jippa posted:J laughing at the murdered prisoner being as "chatty". Terry Berry is a Chatty Cathy.
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zenguitarman posted:Getting mf gouged at the pump y'all Times are getting really economic.
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Jun 9, 2022 16:16
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That. Room. Smells. So. Bad. Mom.
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Jun 13, 2022 15:15
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JethroMcB posted:Seth reading the CardWishes messages for Dad's birthdays in 865 is an all-timer. “Even though I’m weaker than all the other boys…”
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The Wiggly Wizard posted:The boa constrictor story is an instant classic. It’s up there with the renaissance fair jousting death from a few years ago. Get to now, Doug.
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936 was bittersweet because it made me realize Jonathan would be a great analyst at anything he actually put his mind to figuring out. If he weren’t Jah, he’d have learned Excel over his bleepbloop keyboard, and he’d living the sweet life right now.
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Aug 14, 2022 21:51
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Just heard someone in the real world call Wednesday “Prince Spaghetti Day”.
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Sep 14, 2022 11:34
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We started this show February 11, 2006. You were 28. I was 45.
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Sep 16, 2022 13:20
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GraPar posted:This was so good We made our point: We love a parade.
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Sep 16, 2022 20:26
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You’re not Dale Chihuly are you? Holy gently caress! Honey!
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Sep 17, 2022 13:21
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Hey, Sleepy Joe, wake up; there’s a sixth poem!
mweber fucked around with this message at 12:59 on Oct 10, 2022 |
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Oct 10, 2022 12:57
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The world’s most vulnerable zoo!
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Go, Flea!
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Beastie posted:I'm guessing that is before sober Seth because he looks like a skinny dude that does a lot of cocaine Seth sobered up before the show, I think. Maybe a pocket payphone owning Seth?
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I felt bad for Jonathan and Seth, then J started eating snacks. Edit: Bosch is playing Lex Luthor in the garbage Titans tv show on HBO Max. Seth’s going to hate watching that. mweber fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Nov 5, 2022 |
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Lol Jonathan’s smoking pot again.
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I’ve never been open-toed in this room.
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Nov 16, 2022 16:59
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We are (I am) backed up with shows and video. I have COVID for the first time and on the heels of my girlfriend having it bad and being preoccupied with that and it’s just been a loving lot going on spiritually physically and mentally with me and as well as with seemingly a lot of us not sure what that’s all about but your ears and minds are some of my top priorities so know that you’ll be getting stuff soon and most likely in a content dump fashion. Just to get us all up to date and going in up to date post thanksgiving weekend. Ok so yeah sorry also I’m like barely sick and I thought it was going to kill me because I smoke cigs still and stuff. I hope to retain feeling of toes and ability to smell both those things sound horrible lol seriously tho they do. Like witches curses. J.
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KICK BAMA KICK posted:551: the completely insane story of the crazy guy who changed his name to Adam Sandler Is that the racist Elmo?
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Nov 23, 2022 12:34
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Hit kids gonna getchu
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It’s very jarring when there’s no intro music. You gotta ease us into those dulcet tones, Jonathan.
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Beastie posted:955 or 956 Jonathan was asking who was the "dopest nicest rich person" so I texted him about Mansa Musa, a 14th century ruler, who on his pilgrimage to Mecca brought and gave away so much gold he cratered the price of gold in Egypt for 12 years. Seth has called me back twice. I didn’t answer either time because “who the hell is calling me from LA?” mweber fucked around with this message at 17:48 on Dec 17, 2022 |
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Dec 17, 2022 17:45
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Has anyone ever watched the movie Jonathan did with Scoot McNairy (Wednesday Again)? It’s available on Youtube, but I’m worried it’ll be a Don’s Plum situation and I’ll have to stop listening to UYD.
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General Dog posted:Is that where the clip of a woman throwing her tampon on Seth’s windshield comes from, or is that another project? Oh man, I hope not. That would definitely put in in Don’s Plum territory. I think Jonathan said Seth isn’t in Wednesday Again, except for a short voiceover. Fake edit: from Seth’s IMDB, I’m guessing the tampon one is Fish Without a Bicycle, which Seth is in with Brian Austin Green. I can’t believe he hasn’t been joking about knowing Notorious BAG all this time.
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“Wait, you got sober on 4/20?” “Yeah.” “You fuckin’ rear end in a top hat.”
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“…the white man calls her flute playing…” “Nobody has ever written that. No one should ever have written that.” “…wind.” mweber fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Jan 2, 2023 |
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For a good year or two, around 9 or 10 years old, I thought I might be the reincarnation of Elvis.
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Binowru posted:drat. I know most pirate fiction is derivative of Blackbeard, but jeeeez. Captain Tom Bristol is just literally Blackbeard the pirate. Got Under the Black Ensign from the library. Not sure it would even qualify as a book, since the story itself is about 65 pages long, including illustrations. The other 40 or so pages include a forward, glossary, a preview of another book, a bio of L. Ron, and 8 pages that just list other stories he wrote.
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Jonathan, what’s a lesbiamis?
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Have you heard that audioblog Down Right Talkin’? Oh, with Schneer and Laterne? Edit: No one’s ever smoked crack. I smoked crack once, but that was a fluke. mweber fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Jan 14, 2023 |
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Does Jogger still exist?
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Cached Money posted:I love how after almost 17 years of doing the show Jah still has to repeat a word 8 times because he can't figure out how to pronounce it. Obsteptrips…obsetrics…obsteh…trics. Obstetrics. Obstetrics.
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