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SkellingTon Loc
Oct 24, 2005

I was feelin' horny and ornery hornery
I loved Jonathan's plea for a home testosterone kit and the idea that it would be such a common thing that you would be able to call in sick if your levels were too high.

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SkellingTon Loc
Oct 24, 2005

I was feelin' horny and ornery hornery
I think Seth tried to wrap his baby soft hands around that ancient profession, but ultimately his derrick never struck oil.

SkellingTon Loc
Oct 24, 2005

I was feelin' horny and ornery hornery
How about Will and Jim re-enacting the 1994 Mtv movie awards at your crazy scientology wedding? That's some mind-bending poo poo. God, I can picture Cruise laughing and slapping his knee at the the eye poking bit.

SkellingTon Loc
Oct 24, 2005

I was feelin' horny and ornery hornery
The best story on UYD is hands down the one about the 3 crazy whites living together in a pedo non-pedo relationship. One being a grown man pretending to be an 8yo, an older gentleman who fucks the 8 yo man-child thinking it's a real kid, and the friend who just hangs out in the attic. I think there was something about the guy trying to enroll in a local primary school too, but I can't remember.

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