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deletebeepbeepbeep posted:Colin "coca-cola kid" Kazim-Richards is being investigated for homophobic abuse for gestures he made to Brighton fans. Apparently he mimicked pulling his shorts down and then did a cock wank gesture to his bum. Seems a bit of a convoluted thing to do.
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Bendtner arrested for driving drunk in Copenhagen when the cops caught him driving in the wrong direction. http://www.football-italia.net/31428/bendtner-arrested-dui
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Mar 3, 2013 17:38
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“Dear friends, I was booked for a mild case of drink-driving last night,” What the gently caress is a "mild case" of driving drunk and going the wrong way? gently caress him forever. What a piece of poo poo.
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Mar 3, 2013 18:03
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Gigi Galli posted:Bendtner arrested for driving drunk in Copenhagen when the cops caught him driving in the wrong direction. That's a couple for him now, isn't it? He seems to be developing a problem.
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Mar 3, 2013 21:28
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Wirth1000 posted:What the gently caress is a "mild case" of driving drunk and going the wrong way? No injuries or fatalities I imagine.
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Mar 4, 2013 10:38
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He's an idiot. Sad to see someone so talented piss away his career.
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Mar 4, 2013 10:40
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Wirth1000 posted:What the gently caress is a "mild case" of driving drunk and going the wrong way? gently caress him forever. What a piece of poo poo. Result from blood test leaked. It was anything but mild. His blood alcohol content was around 0.15, 3 times the legal limit in Denmark. The fact he drove in the wrong direction acts as aggravating circumstance as well. He's looking at a fine around £340k (fine is based on income) and 3 years driving suspension.
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Mar 4, 2013 15:02
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He was quite apologetic about it on Twitter Mar 3 @bendtnerb52 dear friends i was booked for a mild case of drinkdriving last night it was a quite nite but i am very very sorry to all my friends and fans @bendtnerb52 it is not ok to drink and drive. I take full responsibility
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Mar 4, 2013 15:58
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/mar/04/francis-jeffers-broomstick-arrest-wife?INTCMP=SRCH Francis Jeffers gets angry and wields broomsticks.
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Mar 4, 2013 16:33
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Bea Nanner posted:http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/mar/04/francis-jeffers-broomstick-arrest-wife?INTCMP=SRCH The pig in the brig The bison in the prison The man in the can
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Mar 4, 2013 16:50
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quote:Jeffers was asked by the court clerk if he was working and he responded: "No." he works when he wants
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Mar 4, 2013 16:59
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The Danish FA has suspended Bendtner until September: http://www.football-italia.net/31477/bendtner-banned-denmark Not that that's a very harsh punishment considering he's out injured for the rest of the season at least.
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Mar 4, 2013 18:02
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The ex-Flamengo goalkeeper Bruno just got 22 years in prison in Brazil. He's the one who had his girlfriend killed, dismembered and fed to his dogs because he didn't want to pay her for their lovechild.
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Mar 8, 2013 14:48
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Fat Guy Sexting posted:He's the one who had his girlfriend killed, dismembered and fed to his dogs This just escalates with every part. Geez, 22 years seems rather lenient.
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Mar 8, 2013 16:13
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Wirth1000 posted:This just escalates with every part. Geez, 22 years seems rather lenient. His defence was that he was aware of it but didn't do anything to stop it, so it might have been the maximum a conspiracy charge in brazil could go too. You'd need a Portuguese speaker to get any further into the sentencing reasons. Thread title probably needs changing though.
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Fat Guy Sexting posted:His defence was that he was aware of it but didn't do anything to stop it, so it might have been the maximum a conspiracy charge in brazil could go too. You'd need a Portuguese speaker to get any further into the sentencing reasons. I'm not completely sure, but I think the maximum time for any charges in Brazil is 30 years.
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Mar 8, 2013 22:22
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Mathieu Manset is one of the worst players I've ever seen in a Reading shirt. Picked up from Hereford on the cheap he mostly stood entirely still and was awful, totally out of his depth in the championship. Somehow we loaned him to Shanghai Shenhua where he scored a massive one goal during his time in China and was reported to show disdain for most of the team. He then moved on to FC Sion where he managed one goal in six months and was then sacked following a string of disciplinary issues and a ban for drinking in clubs into the early hours of the morning of game days. A player totally out of his depth who shows contempt for everyone around him and has no intention of not playing the little diva. He's now signed for Carlisle United, where you'd imagine him and his agent would be showing a little more humility now that they're almost back in league 2.  Nah.
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Mar 20, 2013 07:50
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Say, that's a nice limo.
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Mar 21, 2013 00:20
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So Mauro Zarate has been frozen out of the Lazio squad for almost the whole season. Now that Klose is out injured, Kozak can only score in the Europa League and Floccari ran out of goals, it seems like a good time to give him a shot. Unfortunately, Zarate informed the club that he wouldn't be able to go to training this week as he had some medical issues and he provided a note from his doctors. Unfortunately for him, a Lazio fan vacationing in Maldives spotted him there and promptly called a Rome radio station and told them everything he saw. The club isn't sure who to believe but he's supposed to be back in training today (Thursday) so I guess the truth will have to come out. If it's true I kind of feel bad for him. He may be a whiny little poo poo but he's still a decent player and he's stuck with a team and management that hates him. I'd wanna go on vacation too.
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Mar 21, 2013 06:04
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Gigi Galli posted:So Mauro Zarate has been frozen out of the Lazio squad for almost the whole season. Now that Klose is out injured, Kozak can only score in the Europa League and Floccari ran out of goals, it seems like a good time to give him a shot. Unfortunately, Zarate informed the club that he wouldn't be able to go to training this week as he had some medical issues and he provided a note from his doctors. I mean, I know he shouldn't be on vacation, but they don't necessarily clash. Though, at this juncture I guess Lazio is willing to deflect to anyway. Sinking ship (Napoli too  )
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Mar 21, 2013 06:21
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/newcastle-united-hatem-ben-arfa-1777128 What is it with footballers and driving without insurance. Twice in a week in different cars is particularly impressive
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Mar 21, 2013 19:30
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I'm still surprised clubs let footballers buy supercars and poo poo. Some players have it written in their contracts that they can't ride motorbikes because of the risk of injury but it's cool to zip around in a ferrari at 100mph. If I were in charge of a football club I'd order a fleet of Volvos in the club colours for the players to get around in. Safe, economical and practical.
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Mar 22, 2013 00:57
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Cars are far more safe the bikes though. You could potentially walk away from a high speed smash in a super car but on a bike they'd be picking up bits of you for miles. The thing I don't get is that I thought they paid those horrible oval office agents 10% so they didn't have to trawl compare the market during international breaks.
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Mar 22, 2013 01:06
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the sex ghost posted:I'm still surprised clubs let footballers buy supercars and poo poo. Some players have it written in their contracts that they can't ride motorbikes because of the risk of injury but it's cool to zip around in a ferrari at 100mph. If I were in charge of a football club I'd order a fleet of Volvos in the club colours for the players to get around in. Safe, economical and practical. Juve have those horrible Jeeps that they all drive. I mean they all have their other monster rides too, but it's rare to see them in those.
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Mar 22, 2013 01:07
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Barcelona has the car rule too, and Ibrahimovic was none too happy about it.
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Mar 22, 2013 01:33
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I don't see how anybody can badmouth Juventus with their Jeeps after it yielded classy clips like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO249QRAdxA
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Mar 22, 2013 03:19
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Reminder that Jermaine Pennant forgot he owned a Porsche after leaving it at a train station in Zaragoza. The club contacted him 5 months later and when they checked the car out it was unlocked with the keys on the seats. It also had 'P33NNT' vanity plates. He is without question one of the stupidest footballers on Earth.
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Mar 22, 2013 13:12
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Gigi Galli posted:Juve have those horrible Jeeps that they all drive. I mean they all have their other monster rides too, but it's rare to see them in those. That's a club requirement dealie though. Hence why Paul Scholes rolls up to matches in a lovely Chevrolet estate or something.
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Mar 22, 2013 16:36
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Shrapnac posted:That's a club requirement dealie though. Hence why Paul Scholes rolls up to matches in a lovely Chevrolet estate or something. You get the feeling that Scholes would drive it anyway
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Mar 22, 2013 16:42
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Fat Guy Sexting posted:You get the feeling that Scholes would drive it anyway Well yeah, they gave the players a choice of car in the Chevrolet range and that's what he picked.
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Mar 22, 2013 16:53
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Two players for the Lebanon international side are facing match fixing charges relating to a 1-0 loss to Qatar in January. Since then Qatar have pulled off surprise wins against Malaysia and Egypt. Seems to be one factor present in all of these shock results tbh.
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Mar 23, 2013 18:27
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Shrapnac posted:Well yeah, they gave the players a choice of car in the Chevrolet range and that's what he picked. Wasn't it Audi that gave United all cars, but only SAF was driving his so they took them all back?
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ex Celtic and MK Dons player Paul Slane took the international weekend off to go out on a bender that started in Glasgow, and ended up with him posting pictures of himself loving prostitutes in Amsterdam on twitter. http://i.imgur.com/CprBOSK.jpg He's getting a bit of stick https://twitter.com/paulslane19 Total Meatlove fucked around with this message at 13:47 on Mar 24, 2013 |
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Mar 24, 2013 13:44
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Fat Guy Sexting posted:ex Celtic and MK Dons player Paul Slane took the international weekend off to go out on a bender that started in Glasgow, and ended up with him posting pictures of himself loving prostitutes in Amsterdam on twitter. Jesus. Surely his career has gotta be over after this. Edit: he also does an irritating wacky MySpace face in all his photos, including when he's shagging a prostitute. Even worse.
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Bacon of the Sea posted:Two players for the Lebanon international side are facing match fixing charges relating to a 1-0 loss to Qatar in January. Qatar beating Malaysia is not a surprise result at all. Malaysia is really really terrible in football with tons of political meddling and corruption.
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The Perfect Element posted:Jesus. Surely his career has gotta be over after this. Because no player has ever shagged a prostitute before.
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Mar 24, 2013 16:21
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mrg220t posted:Qatar beating Malaysia is not a surprise result at all. Malaysia is really really terrible in football with tons of political meddling and corruption. Qatar is far from being the worst team in Asia too, they managed to get in the final round of the Asian WC qualifiers after all.
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The Perfect Element posted:Jesus. Surely his career has gotta be over after this. To be fair his career was pretty much over before this, when he could barely get a game for Partick Thistle. Shame he left us for Celtic as he looked quite promising before.
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The Perfect Element posted:Jesus. Surely his career has gotta be over after this. If only he had literally killed children instead.
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Fat Guy Sexting posted:ex Celtic and MK Dons player Paul Slane took the international weekend off to go out on a bender that started in Glasgow, and ended up with him posting pictures of himself loving prostitutes in Amsterdam on twitter.  He's a proper ladies man
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