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TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

mikewozere posted:


I'll never understand this football culture of shagging birds with your mates though. Why half the pie when you can have it all yourself, right guys?


It's fun if you dont care about the girl whatsoever. If you do? Not so much. Aaaand I just realized that was exceptionally mysogonistic but whatever.

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TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

I'd say both sides of the story sound about as believable as greg's hairline

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

the sex ghost posted:

I wonder what level of celebrity you need to be to unlock the "do you know who I am?" dialogue option when dealing with any authority figure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0dcv6GKNNw

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Jose posted:

how old are these photos that are supposedly from a few weeks ago

https://twitter.com/TheSunFootball/status/1304884111216201728?s=20

Well, he doesnt have any tattoos and he's about half the size he is now so guessing a few years?

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

This must surely be the first time in history a footballer had extra marital sex, what a fantastic scoop!

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/hirstclass/status/1327298709730832385

So not Greenwood, then.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Now that's loving funny.

Also: https://twitter.com/SiqueRodriguez/status/1366338043511193605

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Unrelated, but yikes @ pulisic

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

oliwan posted:

A rich white Scandinavian man turns out to be a racist... now I've seen it all

Aren't you swiss lol

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

What the hell is up with american footballers?

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Zaodai posted:

Yeah, American soccer should take a page from Europe when it comes to racial sensitivity. Monkey chants and throwing bananas at people, bastion of equality.

There are racist shitheads everywhere.

:yikes:

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

"Konami Digital Entertainment believes, as is the philosophy of sports, that discrimination of any kind is unacceptable.

Previously we had announced Antoine Griezmann as our Yu-Gi-Oh! contents ambassador, however in light of recent events we have decided to cancel the contract.

With regard to our eFootball PES franchise, we will be requesting FC Barcelona as a club partner to explain the details of this case and its future actions."

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Speaking of rascals, Brann player Kristoffer Barmen just got fired for the previously talked about sex-party at the stadium. Co-conspirator Mikkel Andressen terminated his own contract.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Jel Shaker posted:

tramadol during the day and zopiclone during the night would make you pretty much invincible until your hamstring just popped randomly

I was given tramadol after a pretty severe burn accident at work and I slept for 20 hours straight through what had been pretty terrible pain

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Eric Cantonese posted:

I remember Ivanovic being a pretty good sport about it.

Someone already shared the Chelsea incident, but here's a compilation with all three biting incidents.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XicHnfytRtg

He wanted to leave Ajax, so he bit a guy. (Liverpool really should have paid more for him given how good he was.) He wanted to leave Liverpool and Liverpool weren't as easy to push into a sale, so he bit two people. (Again, Barcelona got the guy at a relative bargain.)

And if you notice, Suarez magically stopped biting people after getting his dream move to Spain. I don't doubt the guy's a bit naturally unhinged, but I'm pretty sure he knew he could "let himself go wild" and get a ban to help push a club into unloading him.

Good lord, what a post

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

You'll Never Wank Alone

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/FootbalIForAlI/status/1450126596380270600

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

lmao, alright

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

NinpoEspiritoSanto posted:

Did you share this as a serious post

It was shared with me and I thought it was real. Shameful, I know.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

A Buffer Gay Dude posted:

Wasn’t it something with underage ladies? Or am I thinking of the wrong benzema sex scandal?

That was the prostitute benzema and ribery hired.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Productive lad

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

The audio is about as clear cut evidence as you're ever going to get in cases like this, it's absolutely harrowing. That boy needs to go to jail for a long time.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

the sex ghost posted:

Feel like greenwood isn't in the untouchable Ronald tier of players. They'll get rid of him

I don't see how they can do anything but terminate his contract to be honest.

E: I guess legally they probably have to wait for a court ruling like Man City with Mendy?

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006


The dude has deleted his account, but apparently he specifically says it wasn't Keita

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/lauriewhitwell/status/1487831651061227525

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006


What the gently caress

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Starting by citing Mike LUHG is a strong start, I'll give you that.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/lauriewhitwell/status/1488563818145984515

e:

https://twitter.com/SimonPeach/status/1488559667294916610

TheRat fucked around with this message at 18:42 on Feb 1, 2022

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

the sex ghost posted:

Without wanting to go all Big Pep Knew surely at some point someone's got to be asking the club or his teammates some questions. 9 times with 6 women feels like maybe words would be had in ears

Wasn't he still playing while on bail or is that just an internet rumour?

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

That video is just completely bonkers. Pretty much every single person in there looks like a complete idiot, except Phil Foden who does the correct thing and walks away. The people harassing him are daft cunts, his entourage who does everything in their power to escalate are daft cunts and the maniac with the fire extinguisher is lucky he didn't maim or kill someone swinging it around like that. Seriously, that swing at around 1:15 in could have ended the guy if it connected.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

I'm not blaming anyone, all I'm saying is that the only person who comes out of that video looking better than before is Phil Foden.

E: On second thought I am blaming the dude with the fire extinguisher.

TheRat fucked around with this message at 09:47 on Feb 21, 2022

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

MagicCube posted:

Made the mistake of watching a bunch of the videos (do not search these out). Based off of those videos, I can’t possibly see how there weren’t a bunch of deaths at the scene. Stomping and kicking people unconscious on the ground in the head, chair shots to the heads of people on the ground, and much more. Disgusting brutality. Genuinely some of the worst things I’ve seen in ages - again, don’t seek them out. I really regret watching them.

I accidentally watched a clip of what was definitely a few dead bodies linked as a reply to a completely unrelated tweet. The entire thing was loving absurd.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

I dunno, from the pics I've seen if I was just a solo copper *I'd* be very, very not aware of what was happening just behind me.

Yeah, any single person trying to get involved there just dies.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006


Incredible choice of headline too

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006


https://twitter.com/footbalIfights/status/1526946876095873024

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Crazy Ted posted:

What was that unintelligible screeching near the end of the video?

Sounded like "the shieffield united player just stamped on him" or something along those lines

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/sistoney67/status/1527166114756804608

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Didn't he fight some kids in the street a while back too

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

That's one hell of a stepover

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-manchester-61659681

quote:

Manchester City footballer Benjamin Mendy charged with another rape

Good lord

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TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Bogan Krkic posted:

paul scholes sucking his daughters toes

What the gently caress?

Bogan Krkic posted:

kyle walkers dog going down on his gf

What the gently caress?

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