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Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
http://m.guardian.co.uk/sport/2013/jan/25/guilty-michael-chopra-corruption-case

Chopra is in a lot of poo poo. I'm not sure how the FA can really respond to it.

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Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

bootney_lee posted:

I guess this goes here

:stare:

50 more to still be sentenced as well.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
The ex-Flamengo goalkeeper Bruno just got 22 years in prison in Brazil. He's the one who had his girlfriend killed, dismembered and fed to his dogs because he didn't want to pay her for their lovechild.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Wirth1000 posted:

This just escalates with every part. Geez, 22 years seems rather lenient.

His defence was that he was aware of it but didn't do anything to stop it, so it might have been the maximum a conspiracy charge in brazil could go too. You'd need a Portuguese speaker to get any further into the sentencing reasons.

Thread title probably needs changing though.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Shrapnac posted:

That's a club requirement dealie though. Hence why Paul Scholes rolls up to matches in a lovely Chevrolet estate or something.

You get the feeling that Scholes would drive it anyway

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
ex Celtic and MK Dons player Paul Slane took the international weekend off to go out on a bender that started in Glasgow, and ended up with him posting pictures of himself loving prostitutes in Amsterdam on twitter.

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/CprBOSK.jpg :nws:

He's getting a bit of stick

https://twitter.com/paulslane19

Total Meatlove fucked around with this message at 13:47 on Mar 24, 2013

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

The FA sponsored by Budweiser posted:

Save for those Participants subject to the prohibition in sub-paragraph (a), a
Participant shall not bet, either directly or indirectly, or instruct, permit, cause or
enable any person to bet on –
(i) the result, progress or conduct of a match or competition:
(A) in which the Participant is participating, or has participated in
that season; or
(B) in which the Participant has any influence, either direct or
indirect; or
(ii) any other matter concerning or related to any Club participating in
any league Competition, as defi ned in Rule A2, that the Participant is
participating in or has participated in during that season, including, for
example and without limitation, the transfer of players, employment of
managers, team selection or disciplinary matters.
For these purposes, without limitation to the application of this Rule to other
circumstances, all Employees of a Club are deemed to participate in every match
played by that Club while they are so employed; all Players registered with a Club
are deemed to participate in every match played by that Club while they are so
registered.

I imagine he's bet on a Spurs game thinking that he was OK to do so.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
It's just a brilliant example of the press wanting to tear down the team because it sells more papers. England beat Moldova 4-0, and are on course to qualify quite handily, which becomes boring quickly, but drugged up star + the response from the FA + why hasn't he been dropped + a new campaign to stop this menace sells copy and gets readers.

Every editor in the country prays we get to a World Cup semi final and lose.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

sircozzie posted:

Gambling addition isn't the issue here. They're not gambling on anything. "Get yourself sent off and I'll give you seventy thousand pounds" is pretty straight-forward.

They're not gambling on themselves, a player who has lost his week's wages in a casino is a pretty good candidate for one of these 'fixers' to tap up.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

serious gaylord posted:

I love everything about this.

i refuse to believe he was fit long enough to go out on the pull

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Gigi Galli posted:

It must rule to hang out with him

For what it's worth, he's a huge fan favorite and Palermo supporters love him. The author of popular Italian comic Dylan Dog even drew him in to a published comic book. Zamparini is a known insane man so it's quite possible he's lying just to get rid of him, but it's equally possible that he's telling the truth. Either way I was really excited to see him in Serie A next year so this is disappointing.

This is Kyle Lafferty still right?

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Gigi Galli posted:

Yes! It was Serie B though, lets not get carried away. I was more interested in seeing him for commentators screaming "Lahf-ehr-teeeee!!" and the novelty of a gangly brit in the league than for his footballing talents.

It's like finding out your dog can talk or something. Kyle bloody Lafferty. He'll do well to get 3 or 4 goals for Norwich.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

What's Spanish for Mean Machine

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

sassassin posted:

I stand corrected.

You don't, he's lodged fresh appeals with apparently new information with the Criminal Case Review Commission so he should be and will still be protesting his innocence.

http://www.theguardian.com/society/2014/oct/18/legal-watchdog-fast-tracks-ched-evans-rape-inquiry

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

MrL_JaKiri posted:

That's not an appeal :eng101:

He still has to deny he committed the offence

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

CareyB posted:

Jobs outside the public eye?

What jobs do you think he's qualified for that pay the same as a professional footballer?

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Jose posted:

Wtf is a patron its the first i've heard about clubs having them

They're like a messiah who hasn't managed your club

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Soulex posted:

Is that a wedding cake made out of doughnuts?

It's an croquembouche

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
The only number that matters to Johnson at the moment is 12; because that's how many people need to unanimously agree that he's a nonce for him to be sent down.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
Barton's been suspended for 3 weeks.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Man City charged by the FA over not allowing anti-doping officials to know where players were after changing training routines. Maximum penalty could be sanctions and points deduction but we all know it will be a meaningless fine.

Given the current political and media landscape with regards to doping, I doubt it. Also Rio managed to get himself banned for similar and United fans will whine enough to not let it out of the spotlight.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Gigi Galli posted:

When Zamparini sacked him for being an insane womanizer and sex fiend I thought that he must have been making something up to hide a real crime. It warms my heart that he was somehow the only man in history that was too horny to live in Italy.

He deserves a statue

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
In an ideal world City pay mega millions to win their appeal to play in the Champions League but Pep is banned anyway :lol:

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

blue footed boobie posted:

lmao what a ride

This just reminded me of Huth playing Twitter games

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
ICA was the official TRP porn savant

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

biglads posted:

Purple Aki a pretty good signing by Everton standards

Get Ruddock out of retirement to mark him

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
Anywhere north of Pisa is just Switzerland with pesto so you can hate on them and feel good about it

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

eleven extra elephants posted:

happened a few years ago but apparently edouard drive by shot somebody with an airgun in the ear and made him deaf, he got charged but still hasn't paid the victim 4 years later

He also lied and got his mate sacked from the club by claiming he was in the car, when he wasn’t? Obviously thought he was a oval office before but it’s nice that it’s corroborated now.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
Chester are in trouble for playing games over Christmas because their ground is (and isn’t) in Wales

https://twitter.com/chesterfc/status/1479440369469296640?s=21

https://twitter.com/squattermadras/status/1479448191854690304?s=21

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
McDermid Ladies played their first game against Livi yesterday;

https://twitter.com/Alba_Pics/status/1490379081128583170?s=20&t=XptZjGLYOUt8ZMNoF6CQNw

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
It'll be a week's wages and a morning photoshoot at Battersea or something.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

CyberPingu posted:

Thoroughbred horse semen is apparently the most expensive liquid in the world. So he's making a gently caress tonne off of that.

Isn't he like 'Chief of Carrot Logistics' or something as a comedy title

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
He's the managing director of carrots

https://edition.cnn.com/2015/03/11/sport/gallery/equestrian-thomas-muller-germany-bayern/index.html

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

HappyCamperGL posted:

He was at Clyde for five years and no one seemed to care.

People did care, and some did stop attending matches and participating, but they had less media profile so it was easier to miss.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Side contracts? EBT’s? Agent letters? The good ol days are back baby.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
Who are they?

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
If anyone knows about covering up years of sexual abuse to continue careers it’s Private Eye, sanctimonious cunts.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Masonity posted:

Maybe that's why Sancho is suspended. Refusing to get into the club spirit.

Is it still Casillero del Diablo

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Mickolution posted:

Remember when he scored in the Euros and did 3 different celebrations and then France lost the match and went out? Lovely stuff.

He’s recreating that Swiss fan photo now

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Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Bea Nanner posted:

someone wants to kiss him in the mouth

We all know that’s not Greenwood’s type, this is probably the safest move.

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