When Footballers Go Feral: big Tom givin a horse a handbeezy

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webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

big Roon tryna get a handbeezy

# ¿ Jul 26, 2021 02:42

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 06:23

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Flayer posted:

Many many strong allegations there, it gets pretty wild. Is there any reporting/evidence to back it up?

Isn�t that guy a serial bullshitter? Like, he kinda hears gossip, passes on the vague gist of it then says you can hear the full story in his next book which never materialises?

There�s some insane stuff in there, so I hope a lot of it isn�t true�.

# ¿ Nov 19, 2021 13:38

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

blue footed boobie posted:

He was an engaging, high impact poster with a lot to offer.

Pissflaps_Brand_Values.pptx

# ¿ Feb 5, 2022 20:52

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

There's a neigh-mar joke in there somewhere but I'm too lazy to find it

# ¿ Feb 13, 2022 21:15

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

quote:

Shivulani Dangerous Tigers
Kotoko Happy Boys
Nsami Mighty Birds

Big fan of all these team names, op

# ¿ Jun 9, 2022 15:46

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

The Ray Parlour > When Footballers Go Feral: Giggsy Smalls feat. Cooshited

# ¿ Aug 19, 2022 00:25

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Big Ferg(ie) is no longer givin a horse a handbeezy - Rock of Gibraltar has died

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/rock-of-gibraltar-dies-manunited-25345393

# ¿ Oct 25, 2022 09:50

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Just a couple of good Croatian lads out enjoying the game with the boys

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2022/oct/05/sydney-united-58-fan-gets-life-ban-for-fascist-salute-at-australia-cup-final

All in good fun really

# ¿ Jan 6, 2023 03:03

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

# ¿ Mar 1, 2023 03:01

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

It's Mane with the Sane brain
Hit Sane in the brain

# ¿ Apr 13, 2023 14:06

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Australian amateur football:

https://twitter.com/Socrate90000750/status/1652158566462283777

# ¿ May 2, 2023 13:42

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Yeah it's short for Lebanese. A lot of families migrated to Sydney from Lebanon during the 80s and there's a pretty big community here.

I dunno if I'd call it an outright slur, but unless you're from a Lebanese family, talking about Lebs or Lebbos will definitely raise some eyebrows

# ¿ May 2, 2023 14:43

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Jose posted:

He's got a hearing in the Netherlands on Monday in relation to stabbing a relative in the knee at a party

I could�ve been a footballer like you, but then I took a knife in the knee

# ¿ May 31, 2023 23:42

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Does that mean they just couldn�t read his name on the team sheet or

# ¿ Jun 13, 2023 13:51

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

szary posted:

lmao that this guy actually managed to make loving FIFA look like the good guys

# ¿ Aug 26, 2023 16:11

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

ilmucche posted:

Why would the Spanish fa want to get their teams kicked out of European competition? Doesn't that get them loads of money?

maybe they dislike sex pests?

# ¿ Aug 28, 2023 14:24

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Thanks Ants posted:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66637879

Rubiales gone

# ¿ Sep 11, 2023 04:21

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Bea Nanner posted:

# ¿ Dec 12, 2023 10:20

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Hey Jude, don�t feel too bad
He�s a rapist, and woman beater
The minute, you get in under his skin
Then you will feel, a whole lot better

# ¿ Feb 3, 2024 06:30

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

the sex ghost posted:

Many drug dealers in liverpool got owned by the encrochat leak, every day there's another genius in the paper who was betrayed by his unhackable phone

Down here the cops coded up their own ultra-secret super encrypted totally unhackable messaging app, then got their undercover guys to encourage all the dealers etc to use it.

Acab, but it was extremely funny when a whole bunch of guys got owned for openly discussing drug deals and contract killings while using the cop-developed app

# ¿ Feb 17, 2024 04:58

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

She probably called him a fucken pommy

# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 03:05

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

a white cop using a minor indiscretion to harass an indigenous person, i'm shocked

# ¿ Mar 6, 2024 12:00

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

who is Tracey Lee Holmes

Australian sports journo who covers mostly women�s sport, particularly the Matildas

I have no idea why that Twitter person is tagging her, though she�s a woman in sport so I can probably guess

# ¿ Mar 7, 2024 09:01

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

ACASWB doesn't have quite the same ring to it, despite being accurate

# ¿ Mar 10, 2024 10:01

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

A player in the A-League was arrested for sexual assault this week as well
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-04-23/angel-torres-sexual-assault-charge-mariners/103760350

# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 10:51

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 06:23

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Actually it's a term of endearment in England

# ¿ May 10, 2024 23:27

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