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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Record signing, too. Literally the most exciting thing that has ever happened to Lancaster City FC. Apart from somehow having the worst nickname (The Dolly Blues) and yet the best stadium name (Giant Axe) in the English football pyramid.

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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


blue footed boobie posted:

What did he say?

Romains eunt domus

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Gigi Galli posted:

Evra is banned from European competition until 2018 and Marseille has supposedly terminated his contract after the fan kicking incident

https://www.football-italia.net/112617/evra-given-seven-month-ban

I imagine he'll just retire.

I hope he goes to the US or something. Maybe hang out with Berbatov in the Indian Super League. Evra is a cool dude who did nothing wrong imo

e: what are Tevez and Park doing these days? Get the old gang back together.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Ban any team who has a cross on their club crest imo. Also religious flags. No place for it in the modern game.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


That owns and Big Bobby Mugabe did nothing wrong

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


"England player" in scandal speak just means a non-retired player with at least one cap, doesn't have to be a current part of the squad.

So it's definitely Jack Wilshere

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Breath Ray posted:

theyre going animal crackers in womens football!

Hector claimed she "received some monkey noises" from an opponent during a Championship match on 6 January.

Jones, 27, whose Blades deal has been terminated by mutual consent, has said she is "not guilty" and the "hearing took place in a kangaroo court".

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47641064

Stop badgering her ffs

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.



Choosing to read this as a combined "yo' mamma fat" and "I hosed your mam" burn as he's clearly saying "I slam on your whale mother"

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Bacon Terrorist posted:

Some girls from my home town were out last night and one of them kopped off with a certain Wayne Rooney, who then went back to their hotel room and fell asleep while they took a load of snapchats. Colleen will be pleased.







https://twitter.com/Brad_Bibby99/status/1419245709061234690

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Went into training the next day and crocked one of his players for a couple of months too.

Not the best pre-season for old Wazza

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Whorelord posted:

Ah yes but what you failed to consider is that everyone in that sequence of events is Italian.

Some stereotypes are good and accurate, actually.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


https://twitter.com/utdreport/status/1428745777078317060?s=19

What a rascal

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Just trying to help Ronald feel welcome

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Prolific.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


https://twitter.com/Pons_Voice/status/1461659401081737220?s=20

sebzilla fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Nov 19, 2021

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


That explains the FIFA ranking

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Jose posted:

Nolberto Solano got arrested for breaking Peruvian lockdown to go to an orgy

Nobby by name...

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Reprisal posted:

everyone must post

no

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Chas McGill posted:

"Did you support arsenal before the brain injury?"

Formerly a Tottenham fan iirc

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


The Perfect Element posted:

'further arrested' is a weird phrasing.

'you thought you you were arrested before, Greenwood? Well you're even MORE arrested now!!!'

Second pair of handcuffs and stuffed into a box inside a cell.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


brocked posted:

Need the uncropped version so we can name his teammate

Charlie Adam serving up unmissable opportunities and Big Andy smashing them home

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


https://twitter.com/utdreport/status/1621147184375930888

like a new signing

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


the sex ghost posted:

Didn't man united sack him as soon as the video leaked or is he about to make the comeback of the year

Nope he's still under contract I think. Not trained with the squad for a full year at this point though.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


https://twitter.com/FootballReprt/status/1675928977460936706?t=X6aaZp1FEOPGEOpm_Nd9Xg&s=19

Not sure if this quite qualifies as "feral" but it's loving weird

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


the sex ghost posted:

That Messi dwarf looks like he's trying to be maradona

*Barcelona scout after watching Newell's Old Boys in 2000*

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


get in the binance

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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Those were *enhanced* performances?

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