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Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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Benadryl Brownie posted:

Wasn't he supposed to be a crazy alcoholic or something?

I think he had a 'normal' intake of alcohol, in that he went to a pub/club a few nights a week especially when he was injured (ie. all the time). He never went Gazza bonkers, but in the modern game he might as well have done.

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Eau de MacGowan
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Ched Evans going to jail for five years, while somehow the other guy who had sex with the same girl at the same time and the two guys filming it through a window and wanking* get nothing at all.

speculation

Eau de MacGowan
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I'd love to have Raheem Sterling and Jack Wilshere have a big old punch up just to put to death the myth of modern masculinity once and for all.

Eau de MacGowan
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Who wouldn't want to make the Eiffel Tower with Ched Evans or Robinho???

Actually, here is a list of top 30 footballers I would do a spitroast with:

30. Paul Scholes
29. Lionel Messi
28. Gareth Bale
27. Kewell
26. Nedved
25. Maldini
24. Aguero
23. Raul
22. Casillas
21. Cavani
20. Benzema
19. Mandzukic
18. Mario Balotelli
17. Zlatan Ibrahimovic
16. Lothar Matthaus
15. Shevchenko
14. Cantona
13. Ronaldinho
12. Ronaldo
11. Romario
10. Rivaldo
9. Robinho
8. Ramirez
7. Kaka
6. Falcao
5. Frank Ribery
4. Pirlo
3. Cahill
2. Kompany
1. ZINEDINE ZIDANE

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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Oh boy, this thread is going places...

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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What jobs do you think it is appropriate for Ched Evans to have then?

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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CareyB posted:

Jobs outside the public eye?

Like what, a PE Teacher?

Eau de MacGowan
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Essentially what you're arguing for is reduced liberties for ex-felons.

What Ched Evans did was terrible. Consequently, Ched Evans went to jail for it. This was his punishment. Now he's out of jail, he must assume the exact same liberties he had before - as galling as that seems - or we should just admit the fundaments of our society are fraudulent and execute him.

Eau de MacGowan
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Where do you draw the line exactly between a 'privileged position' and a suitably 'mundane' lifestyle? Should he be forbidden from anything above minimum wage?

Eau de MacGowan
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CareyB posted:


Violence begets violence mate, it's not something that should be beyond you, but seeing as your poo poo posts consist of little more than personal attacks it's little surprise you can't process an alternative viewpoint because you refuse to look into it.

And in turn, is the irony of this beyond you? A man does a terrible thing. He is punished for it. You are arguing that FURTHER VENGEANCE MUST BE PERPETRATED UPON HIM.

Eau de MacGowan
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CareyB posted:

Well point proved, surely?

It's nothing to do with Ched and vengeance against him personally, it's about what the effects will be on wider society by pretending that everything is all good now he's served his time. Just serving a punishment should not allow everything to carry on as normal if that could negatively impact the lives of others. I'm sorry that you think it's ok for a convicted rapist who doesn't believe he did anything wrong to be an inspiration to young people, and others in their community.

I don't like anything to do with his situation. I don't like people on the streets promoting Sharia law either, but, by the very foundations of our society and everything we believe in, they must be permitted to do so.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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He'll have the good sense to put on a Ryan Giggs mask this time.

Eau de MacGowan
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Vinestalk posted:

No. I think he might do something similarly stupid like driving drunk or assaulting someone in a bar though.

Why? Because he's Welsh? This is some serious prejudice here.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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How sure is she that it was her own piss, and not some R Kelly scenario?

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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i thought the scottish were proud of how few spear chuckers lived there, or have i misunderstood something

Eau de MacGowan
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imagine getting your marching orders from your dad because he's seen you getting your arsehole cleaned by a third world prostitute

i mean, what are the chances

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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Fluo posted:

Premier League stars 'using black magic in bid to transform themselves into world beaters'

The NFL had a scandal with this too, except Ray Rice spelt 'world' differently when he went to visit the juju man.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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Gigi Galli posted:

I can only find this in Italian but apparently Pablo Armero was found with two prostitutes in his house by his wife. who proceeded to beat him with a bat

http://www.gazzetta.it/Calcio/13-10-2015/armero-preso-bastonate-moglie-sorpreso-casa-due-prostitute-130484547051.shtml (Italian)

The neighbors heard a bunch of yelling and screaming so they called the police.

does it say how much extra he had to pay the whores to do the bat thing, asking for a friend tia

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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8raz posted:

did he call him a wasteman? lol

i cant believe people actually say it in real life haha

Eau de MacGowan
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Adam Johnson sighs as Ian Watkins forgets to bring in the cones AGAIN

Eau de MacGowan
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his cigarette's even bent

Eau de MacGowan
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i hope everyone at liverpool calls him nate dogger now

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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lol but jogi loew sniffing his ballsweat is still a bigger disgrace imho

Eau de MacGowan
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blue footed boobie posted:

lmao England has to find a new manager out of their stable of dogshit championship managers because it's an awful broken pseudo-country

itll be van gaal

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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It doesn't matter what his name is.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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How exactly do you ban someone from a citywide cycling race? Do the cops come and take the front wheel of his bike away?

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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I hope the cops chase him on bikes just to make it fair.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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tbf getting barry bennelled does sound appropriate for what he did

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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the perfect paedo face

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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Remember that committed career criminal Nile Ranger got a tattoo of his name on his face.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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Xabi posted:

That "nurse" isn't even good looking. Having said that, I enjoyed the twitter entertainment.

subpar kneecaps i agree

Eau de MacGowan
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Even if he got done for four years he'd still retire three or four times more successful than if he'd trusted in Wenger and not in pseudo Kardashian doping scams.

Eau de MacGowan
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He is a mediocre player that somehow had a really good career. Wenger is a bad manager. These titty IVers are honest about what they are.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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Samir Nasri bad. Arsenal badder. Foreverial wrapped up in IV tubes.

Eau de MacGowan
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It's Scotland, she was too busy applauding.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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Cool story bro.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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Do they say whether Beckham's emails are all written in comic sans or not?

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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I liked Borat better.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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Pobre velho Rosie. Eu a joguei em uma piscina.

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Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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tbf he seems to have it relatively together on the video

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