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If i were getting paid thousands of pounds of week to play football and could have any girl I wanted I don't think I'd bother with the potential hassle of soliciting a child but that's just me
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I'm still surprised clubs let footballers buy supercars and poo poo. Some players have it written in their contracts that they can't ride motorbikes because of the risk of injury but it's cool to zip around in a ferrari at 100mph. If I were in charge of a football club I'd order a fleet of Volvos in the club colours for the players to get around in. Safe, economical and practical.
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Again, if I was getting paid thousands of pounds a week and was a top athlete I don't think I'd bother with the hassle of doing gang rapes. Like at what point did Loic Remy think 'Hmm I'm a bit bored tonight, I won't have a Nando's and then go to Jose Bosingwa's house and smash him at FIFA, I'll go and rape a woman with two other men, it'll get me out of the house'? That is never going to end well.
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May 15, 2013 13:02
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I think we can all agree that when French footballers aren't soliciting children for sex or kicking spectators or headbutting innocent Italian bystanders they're doing gang rapes. Or they're Sebastian Carole. Don't Ever Sign A French Footballer.
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May 15, 2013 15:47
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irlZaphod posted:The case against Raheem Sterling has been thrown out, because the prosecutor didn't present any evidence. Good to see Carra's Mates are still doing the rounds in his absence
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May 20, 2013 12:19
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El-Hadji Diouf's been keeping busy on his holidays:The Sun posted:SOCCER badboy El Hadji Diouf was beaten up in a drunken fracas in a nightspot’s toilets, it was reported yesterday.
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May 21, 2013 09:48
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The Phantom Shitter is obviously Darren Fletcher
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May 25, 2013 00:06
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When Sam Sodje played badly for Leeds I just assumed it was because he was poo poo at football. They need to take a look at some other Grayson signings, they could uncover a whole ring of players who were playing badly on purpose. I refuse to believe Fede Bessone's ineptitude was solely because of a lack of ability
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Dec 10, 2013 13:04
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Remember when Paul Rachubka let in 5 goals in the first half of a game and had to be subbed off? Seems a bit unusual to me, almost as though he let them in on purpose. It just so happened that before he came to Leeds he was at Blackpool, a club previously managed by...Simon Grayson.
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Dec 10, 2013 13:06
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Remember when Huddersfield Town were on their 50-odd game unbeaten run? You'd probably make a lot of money if you bet on the game where they'd finally lose. Which team finally brought Huddersfield's run to an end? Charlton Athletic, the former home of...known match fixer Sam Sodje, who was signed for Leeds by...Simon Grayson. Who became manager of...Huddersfield Town
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Jose posted:http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/david-james-former-england-goalkeeper-3548934 The Sun went with the headline 'You'd have thought he'd be better at saving' which got a laugh out of me tbf
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May 17, 2014 07:25
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Remember when Peter Shilton got caught with some bloke's wife in his car and he crashed the car trying to escape
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Oct 24, 2014 23:21
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That could be any fat drug addict with a bad haircut
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Oct 28, 2014 00:08
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Twitter rumours seem to think he's taken a swing at a copper. Lol if true
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Aug 21, 2020 11:45
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Officers plural? Even better. Give him the England captaincy now imo
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Aug 21, 2020 11:48
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*police officers kicking his freaking huge head and hopping up and down clutching their broken feet in pain Tom and Jerry style*
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Aug 25, 2020 11:45
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I wonder what level of celebrity you need to be to unlock the "do you know who I am?" dialogue option when dealing with any authority figure
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Aug 25, 2020 13:45
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https://twitter.com/Eurosport_UK/status/1298254650106187777 Good to know that being in literal jail won't cost him his place in the England squad
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Aug 25, 2020 14:44
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Der Shovel posted:https://twitter.com/marthakelner/status/1298304607773511680 I love it when every season there's a headline like 'Messi sentenced to THREE life sentences by Spanish Court!!' and everyone starts vibrating out of their seats and then he just pays the fine and goes about his normal business
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Aug 25, 2020 18:14
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Aww normally in those articles they'll say 'we can't name the player, who might play for a team in the North West and whose name might sound like Mordan Menderson'. No clues for me to baselessly speculate on
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Nov 13, 2020 08:37
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Not even a vaguely Wayne Rooney shaped silhouette with a big question mark on it
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Nov 13, 2020 13:54
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Ken Bates used to say worse than that in his programme notes every week smh games gone
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Nov 26, 2020 17:16
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Listen is racism allowed now or not. I need to know before the match this weekend
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Dec 10, 2020 22:02
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I can't wait for his inevitable response 'I dunno nuffin' about properties, all I know is jam roly polys. Gertcha, apples and pears, eel and mash, where's me appearance fee'
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I realise this isnt the 'post funny football things you suddenly remember' thread but today I just remembered that Wayne Rooney, England's record goalscorer and manager of Derby County, had sex with a granny lmao
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Jan 2, 2021 13:19
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Hasn't Jim gannon been Stockport manager like 4 times. Feels like they would be aware of the culture by now
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Jan 21, 2021 23:03
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A literal auction for the free agents on deadline day would be well good. All your favourite academy rejects and 35 year olds who were denied another one year extension doing soccer am style skill challenges in front of all the managers. Crufts style agility courses where some fat league one striker has to go round the cones and over the balance beam while being led around by his agent. Put that on sky sports news for 12 hours
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Feb 23, 2021 22:03
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Yeah I'd give that a watch
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Feb 24, 2021 20:47
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The triangles post but the triangles are fragments of incriminating documents as theyre shredded frantically
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Mar 1, 2021 13:10
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The only coercive or controlling behaviour i want to see from a footballer is by their feet, to a football
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Apr 23, 2021 16:47
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Owen getting the nudes and running round the house celebrating like in that video with Southall
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Jun 21, 2021 09:31
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Al2001 posted:I can imagine anti-asian racism is one of those things the french are still just very laissez-faire about, like drink-driving and ephebophilia Remember when anelka did a sort of nazi salute in solidarity with his favourite comedian who did anti-racist comedy by blacking up and wearing oversized Jew noses to highlight racism, or something
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https://mobile.twitter.com/Callum_TRFC_/status/1417246526053756933
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Jul 20, 2021 08:48
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Poor gylfi must have poo poo himself every time he walked out at goodison and heard this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT0Kp4K91B4
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Jul 20, 2021 15:06
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Always liked var
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Jul 21, 2021 13:46
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Is he the worst behaved football manager since Chris Coleman got caught in that student union at 3 in the morning when he was managing real sociedad and said he was late for the press conference next day because his washing machine was broken
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Jul 26, 2021 21:05
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Never would have happened if he'd stayed at Leeds
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Jul 28, 2021 20:19
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Phoneposting but can some one replace the pic in the tweet with krusty the clown doing the flapping dickey. Lmao
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