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Just saw this, really is the stupidest thing to throw away your career for. I imagine when you are at the peak of physical fitness with a huge wedge in the bank there are plenty of legal women willing to jump in the sack. EDIT: Internet coming up trumps with the Wikipedia edits though, sadly changed and locked now: "On March 2nd 2015, Johnson was arrested in connection with having sex with a 15 year old child. It was the first time Johnson had scored with the England U19s in nearly a decade." 
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What is this about Kyle Walker filming his dog going down on his mrs?!
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Apr 25, 2015 13:01
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Remember when Frimpong made a music video with Lethal Bizzle waxing lyrical about playing with Van Persie. It seemed tragic at the time but looking back that was the height of his career.
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Jul 20, 2015 17:30
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Openly courted by porn? Is he a match for Dion Dublin or something?
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Aug 4, 2015 13:00
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I heard a story about Dyer in Blue Bamboo upstaging a showboating cocktail barman by setting fire to a £50 note in front of him, not sure how true it is.
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Aug 11, 2015 23:18
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The sun touting a video of some young whippersnapper attempting to film Mourinho over his shoulder in the street before the angry Portuguese shoves him 
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Oct 21, 2015 09:11
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blue footed boobie posted:When Valbuena has sex with a woman it looks like a koala climbing a tree. I'm a 6'9" oaf of a man and an inebriated woman once told me she wanted to scale me like a monkey. But yeah it must suck making Santi Cazorla look tall.
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Nov 5, 2015 21:13
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The French Prime Minister just told the media there is no place in the France team for Benzema 
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Dec 1, 2015 14:37
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Eboue has had his Sunderland contract cancelled after just 22 days after FIFA banned him from all footballing activities for a year over him owing a former agent £21,000 
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Mar 31, 2016 12:09
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Was it Armero or Asprilla who fired an SMG at police?
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Jun 2, 2016 23:53
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United's fax machine repairman is gonna get it
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Jun 10, 2016 15:56
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Ewar Woowar posted:Wasn't there a panarama thing ages ago that said Allardyce was dodgy as gently caress? I mean everyone knew it so it was only a matter of time that he'd get busted. Yeah it named him, 'Arry and Fergie, and that's why Fergie fell out with the BBC regarding interviews. Big Sam reckoned he was going to file a lawsuit against Panorama for the 'slander', wonder how that's going 
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Skinty McEdger posted:It was another show that caused the fall out with the BBC that came two years earlier called "Fergie and Son," about how his idiot son Jason used his fathers name and influence in the transfer market, and took bungs from various clubs along the way. You are quite correct, my mistake.
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Sep 27, 2016 22:59
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Jippa posted:Richard Keyes proving he is the top guy we always knew him to be. The poor girl involved has been getting some hammer over her appearance on social media, she has a prominent chin.
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Oct 1, 2016 14:48
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Firmino caught drunk driving on Christmas Eve, appearing in court the day Liverpoo play Man lovely.
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Dec 26, 2016 15:24
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The DripDoctors account claiming he was hacked 
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Dec 28, 2016 00:14
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Looks like a Brazzers scene to be fair.
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Dec 28, 2016 01:01
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pik_d posted:I think I'm going down with this one, I tried... Good effort  Tomorrow's headlines about this should be interesting
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Dec 28, 2016 01:18
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Two league winner medals, league cup and community shield. Four more than Arsenal won while he was there, granted, but I'm not sure he was that instrumental in any of the silverware City won on his watch? Don't get me wrong more money and medals is a no brained if you have no actual connection to a club in the league you play in.
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Jan 6, 2017 10:55
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The daftest thing is I'm sure he could've banged all the wannabe Kardashians he wanted purely based on his Bank balance, without the need to scupper his career and become a laughing stock.
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Jan 6, 2017 16:54
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True, I suppose the most shocking thing about this footballer sex scandal is he managed to do it without a team mate present.
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Jan 6, 2017 17:03
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Man City charged by the FA over not allowing anti-doping officials to know where players were after changing training routines. Maximum penalty could be sanctions and points deduction but we all know it will be a meaningless fine.
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Jan 11, 2017 21:02
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Not that I'm defending them because as we know footballers are incredibly stupid, but this case seems to have hinged on a female bouncer saying the victim was so pissed she needed an ambulance. Why didn't the bouncer kick her out and get her that ambulance?
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Jan 17, 2017 23:28
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I want to post the news from my hometown of three women sexually abusing a drunken footballer by cutting vegetables over him as he was passed out but I'm a phone posting scrub who can't find a direct link to the article.
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Jan 27, 2017 23:58
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Masonity posted:I'm not sure if I want cutting vegetables to be a euphemism or not here... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/27/drunken-girl-gang-jailed-posting-sex-attack-amateur-footballer/
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jyrka posted:Anti-doping is a scam. Totally, remember when Wenger said anti-doping testing should be more strict in football so they turned up at Arsenal's training to 'punish' him? 
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Feb 14, 2017 21:57
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John Terry's house was raided while he was on a skiing holiday, some reports coming in that it was his mum who orchestrated it
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Mar 4, 2017 13:18
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Didn't Klopp hate him before that?
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Apr 22, 2017 01:36
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Apparently the guy who Barton put the cigar out on plays football with the guy who sits across from me at work, I didn't ask if he deserved it
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Apr 27, 2017 16:08
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Clarke Carlisle is on route to the hospital with a fishing rod and KFC bucket as we speak
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Federico Allende, a defender for Argentine lower league team team Sport Pacifico, has admitted on radio that he used a needle to harass Estudiantes strikers in what was a major cup upset.
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Jun 15, 2017 12:58
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Jamaican strike Joel Grant joined Exeter City after fans raised £30,000 towards his wages. He's just bombed them off to join arch rivals Plymouth Argyle
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Jun 24, 2017 17:38
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gently caress sake I did that with a fraction of his resources.
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Jun 30, 2017 00:27
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What if your balls touch while double penetrating a lady?
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Jul 7, 2017 06:30
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In frankly shocking news apparently a video has emerged of the Millwall fan who fought London Bridge attackers being racist and spitting at people.
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Jul 7, 2017 11:42
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Not footballer but Sky Sports presenter Kirsty Gallacher has been arrested for drink driving, apparently over the limit at 11.30am on the way to pick up her kids. I'm sure there was a suggestion she may have been drunk on air not too long ago.
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Aug 13, 2017 18:28
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These bear fools should find out about the forbidden Spanish blood bank.
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Aug 22, 2017 16:52
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JFairfax posted:Arsenal would end up with Dr Mengele. That's one way to peg back those pesky Spurs.
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Aug 23, 2017 16:27
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Apparently the kiss and tell girl wants to start her own career off the back of this. Silly Wazza, you're loaded. Pay a proper escort £5000 for a night and ensure she never breathes a word, Colleen won't care as long as it's not in the paper.
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Yeah I'm sure when you're that rich there are agencies that literally exist on their ability to provide discretion. I suppose it must suck knowing no one actually likes you for who you actually are though.
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