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Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

tbp posted:

I'm going to bet the kid didn't mean to kill him, so that sucks.

I'm pretty sure it sucks either way, it's kinda a no-win ending. I hate stories like this.

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Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.


Yeah, swords definitely must have crossed there, the ratios are all wrong

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Shroud posted:

We might be able to put together an all-rapists XI soon. Once they're all together, hopefully some kind soul will shoot them into the sun.

You could at least have a front four of Ched Evans, van Persie, Remy and Nile Ranger, they'd score a lot between them

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

I don't know that any team with Titus Bramble in has a shot at winning anything tbh

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.


Ched and the Seagulls

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

angered paedophile posted:

The daily mail says it's POTENTIALLY DEADLY are you calling them liars?

Playing football is also potentially deadly though innit

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Bape Culture posted:

Why can't women just be good at football and make their own millions ffs makes you sick.

It's because they've all got PTSD from being harassed online for being a woman/trans/literally anything that isn't a straight white male

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Bape Culture posted:

Kitkat in anus?

I thought it was a Twix

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Total Meatlove posted:

What's Spanish for Mean Machine

I think Mean Bean Machine is Portuguese actually

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Is Ched still going off the 'she wasnt that drunk' line?

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Eau de MacGowan posted:

Who wouldn't want to make the Eiffel Tower with Ched Evans or Robinho???

Actually, here is a list of top 30 footballers I would do a spitroast with:

30. Paul Scholes
29. Lionel Messi
28. Gareth Bale
27. Kewell
26. Nedved
25. Maldini
24. Aguero
23. Raul
22. Casillas
21. Cavani
20. Benzema
19. Mandzukic
18. Mario Balotelli
17. Zlatan Ibrahimovic
16. Lothar Matthaus
15. Shevchenko
14. Cantona
13. Ronaldinho
12. Ronaldo
11. Romario
10. Rivaldo
9. Robinho
8. Ramirez
7. Kaka
6. Falcao
5. Frank Ribery
4. Pirlo
3. Cahill
2. Kompany
1. ZINEDINE ZIDANE

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Vinestalk posted:

To be honest, do you really have that much faith in the justice system? Evans probably got a lighter sentencing than your average person would have gotten (maybe because of his ability to sign a good lawyer, maybe because of his status) and, with the rate of re-imprisonments the way they are, can anyone really say prison in itself is rehabilitating people?

Are you suggesting Ched is going to rape again?

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Wenger won't even let his players eat red meat, there's no way he's letting them take dope

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

It explains why Ozil turned to poo poo too, Sanchez will be the same next season

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Hashtag Banterzone posted:

not all footballers are ched evans

yeah, some don't get caught!!!

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

I know this probably isn't the right thread but jesus christ:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/emanuel-ortega-dies-argentine-footballer-5696358

quote:

An Argentine footballer has died after sustaining a fatal head injury during a match.

Emanuel Ortega, 21, was playing for San Martín de Burzaco in Argentina's fifth tier when he challenged for the ball by the touchline. He lost his balance in the physical battle and crashed head first into a concrete wall that separated the crowd from the pitch.

Despite receiving immediate medical treatment and being rushed to hospital, Ortega died early on Thursday morning - nearly two weeks after sustaining the double skull fracture - after surgery couldn't save the midfielder.

There's a video on that link too, it's loving brutal. Rip.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

stickyfngrdboy posted:

don't be daft it was a shoulder charge, he didn't mean to kill the kid.

Yeah this, it's horrendously unfortunate but it was never intentional

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

He was asking for it, shouldn't have been dressed like that

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.


Can't wait for the fans to sing 'are you ravel in disguise'

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

blue footed boobie posted:

Imagine walking up to poor innocent ninjasteve and pushing him just because he's gay.

woah now im not english

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

euroboy posted:

Julien Laurens ‏@LaurensJulien 34s35 seconds ago
Remember Mathieu Valbuena's sextape blackmail attempt? Well, Karim Benzema has been taken into police custody this morning in relation to it

What the hell

this story is going to be brilliant

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

African AIDS cum posted:

I'm sure he's paying her a stipend. Women arent attracted to short "men"

I doubt she's directly getting a 'living allowance' or something but he's hella rich and she spends all his money which is why hot women get with ugly footballers in any circumstance

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Luke Smith posted:

To me it seems like benzema is a retard who is perhaps trying to help a bro (Valbuena) out without understanding that he's committing a big ol crime

I think its that he's a retard trying to help two bros (Valbuena and Zenati) out without realising that he's doing a crime and also loving over both bros in the process

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

3 goals per player is an absolutely mad rule

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Co-ed with special rules is the shittest, followed closely by co-ed with just the normal rules

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Shrapnig posted:

Followed closely by your posting.

wow drat

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Good posts

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Overminty posted:

That's class

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Weaponized Cum posted:

happy international women's day to you too

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.


lmao

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

blue footed boobie posted:

Imagine picking up a girl at a bar and thinking "wait I have to call my friend so we can all have sex."

It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

someone spiked his birthday cake

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.


This is easily the best part of it all lmao

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Soulex posted:

A member of the Krikic family.

Or.

A really stupid Australian.

You called?

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.


I hope he gets banned for a million games not because of the racism but because he's a proper little twat

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

PirateBob posted:

Is calling someone a loving gypsy a racism though :raise:

Yeah kinda. He got 5 weeks for 'use of discriminatory language and/or gestures, including racist, religious, ethnic or sexist'

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Soulex posted:

If you are Australian, it's akin to being called an aboriginal.

lol

this is a really bad metaphor on so many levels, but also the man being called a gypsy is albanian.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

oliwan posted:

You do know that human "races" as such don't exist either right? Just making sure.

*piratebob voice* it's not racist to hate muslims

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

he wasnt wrong but calling someone an aboriginal is far more like calling someone romani

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Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Hashtag Banterzone posted:

"If people are truly serious about tackling the culture of putting out cigars in people's eyes, it needs to look at the glamorization of violence in movies and television, rather than just blaming the players who feel like a reserve player needs to be shown his place"

this is a good burn on genuine scumbag joey barton but it is a different scenario and i'm sure you can see that

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