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I don't understand the quibbling over the specifics. Dude showed his dick to an underage girl. Sent at the very least flirty messages to her, and (allegedly) engaged in sexual acts with her. He has admitted as much, but is still trying to get the last inch of innocence/wriggle room.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 01:05 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 05:42 |
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Skinty McEdger posted:We live in a world where a detailed debate about the length of Adam Johnson's pubes actually lead to enough reasonable doubt to get him off one of his charges. Not only that, but a detailed discussion of what his team-mates kneww about the length of his pubes.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2016 02:26 |
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Behaviour like that is common at the races. I went to the Melbourne Cup one year, and it was literally the 7th circle of a filth laden hell. Bogans in footy shorts and tuxedos, women passed out in the grass in their own piss. Not defending the footballers, they acted like ... well footballers. But to clutch ones pearls and claim taht such things are unseen at the horse races is disingenuous.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2016 06:17 |
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Also there's a difference between "Yes I want to have drunken sex with you", and "Yes I want to have drunken sex with you, and a random mate of yours who will climb in the window"
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2016 08:18 |
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sassassin posted:Which one of these do you imagine happened? Not knowing all the details, I thought it was the first one. Which is why teh court let his mate off, because she had consented to having sex with him, (drunkenly), but she didn't consent to Ched climbing in and having a go.
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2016 03:53 |
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Not a footballer, but related to football: Eric Bristow weighed in on the young footballers being sexually abused scandal with his own hot take. Football players are wimps for not beating up their abusers. Darts players are the real men https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/eric-bristow-claims-footballers-arent-9354804
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2016 03:44 |
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Where did this happen? I mean I know it happened in the hotel room, but what city/country? Also, if I am parsing it correctly, Nasri's girlfriend thought he was looking a little malnourished/dehydrated, so decided to call the ring-an-intravenous-drip people, and ordered one to his hotel room. The nurse was pretty, so Nasri hosed her, much to the chagrin of the girlfriend who was footing the bill. I can't be the only one that thinks a service that offers pretty nurses to come to your hotel room and give you an intravenous drip is ever so slightly dodgy. Nor can I be the only one who thinks that if your girlfriend orders a medical type person to your room for you, your first response should not be to ask her how much for "full service". edit: I just looked it up and it was in LA. So maybe this service is just a front for escorts. As in they send a girl with the IV to your room, and if you are a cop, the company can claim that they are a legitimate medical operation, but if you are up for "full service" then you pay the girl directly. BrigadierSensible fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Dec 28, 2016 |
# ¿ Dec 28, 2016 03:56 |
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jre posted:Jesus christ to all of this. A happy ending to the Christmas season fixed
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2016 05:07 |
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Not an actual footballer, but a footballer's relative, so I suppose it belongs here. Australian national team player's father stabs his brother in law to death, then runs away and hides in Australia for 17 years. Is eventually busted when he admits to have killed a man to a suicide help-line. http://www.theage.com.au/sport/soccer/socceroo-ryan-mcgowans-father-james-mcgowan-found-guilty-of-murder-in-scotland-20170215-gue1p0.html
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 05:43 |
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Does the "Therapeutic Medical Exception" cover the IV drip/escort service that Nasri was busted for using?
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2017 08:37 |
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I'm sure this has been mentioned once or twice before, but because I am an idiot who just noticed it, I am going to say it now: Wayne Rooney looks like Biffa Bacon from Viz.
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2017 14:05 |
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Tsaedje posted:Footballers really are just that dumb This sentence explains this entire thread.
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2017 05:42 |
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Bobby Digital posted:And now Lazio is going to have Anne Frank on their kits Whilst the photo of Anne Frank in a Cagliari shirt may be well intentioned, (it is to announce a minute of silence), it seems hugely weird and tone deaf to me. Also, is there something I am missing regarding Roma being a predominantly Jewish team/town/supporter group? Otherwise why would the Lazio Ultras use anti-semitism against them? Or do they just like being racist for shits and giggles.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2017 03:20 |
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Bacon Terrorist posted:malicious second hand rubbish. (please don't sue me Mr. Oyston) How indeed does one do that? Is it a case of "Hey baby, I own several houses/flats in the area. Lets gently caress." Or are the real estate agents merely a front for the illicit business.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2017 05:43 |
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The lovely thing about this isn't the ban, which he has already served, for what is at worst a recreational drug. Although that is a different argument to be had. In this case, the lovely thing is, the bloke has served his ban, and they are deliberately extending it just to gently caress him out of a World Cup. The first World Cup his country has qualified for in the players lifetime. And the reasoning they are giving for extending the ban is "well, even if he wasn't fully at fault, he was ever so slightly to blame. So we are giving him extra punishment on top of what we have already done." All of which is unreasonably harsh and lovely for the lad.
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# ¿ May 15, 2018 10:21 |
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Bogan Krkic posted:at least he's not loving a dog It's not Rugby League, mate.
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2018 14:30 |
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Masonity posted:Does your mum prefer rugby players then? So long as they pay, my mum doesn't care what sport they play. For she is a whore, you see.
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2018 08:02 |
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monkeytennis posted:Hey I’ve been to Aigues Mort it’s a lovely walled city, great place to visit. I didn’t rape anybody though I just ate some pizza. But how pretentious were you?
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2018 13:48 |
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Eau de MacGowan posted:can the united states extradite extremely rich sex pests??? Roman Polanski would say no.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2018 09:24 |
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Bacon Terrorist posted:Arda Turan apparently came on to a famous singer in a nightclub, then got his nose broke by her husband That's almost right. The report I have is that he came on to a famous singer's wife, and then broke the popstar's nose. Allegedly. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-45827155
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2018 05:55 |
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I think, (I hope), it was one of the kids friends idea, and not someone high up at the football club. Because if it was a kid trying to stand up for his friend, then it's a sweet, stupid, misguided thing. But if it's an adult planning to officially blackface up a bunch of white kids, then no matter how ignorant/well meaning they are, it is not a good look at all.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2019 14:05 |
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funkybottoms posted:"gently caress, gently caress the police" imo You make a salient point. But to counter: Guillotine the stupid millionaire footballers. (Or at least laugh at their troubles.)
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2020 04:09 |
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For me, its the question of "Why?". I mean the "haha Asian people have slanty eyes, and this cone looks like one of those bamboo hats." is a racist joke, but I can see a stupid, dumbarse racist footballer doing it at training as a goof and having their equally racist dumbarse friends laugh at it. Footballers are ignorant and stupid. News at eleven. But why in the name of all that is holy would you take a posed photo of it and post it on the clubs official twitter? There are several steps in that process where, even if you aren't saying "this is racist", you are at least saying "this is not a good look", or "this is a bad idea".
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2021 08:03 |
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Butterfly Valley posted:And the south has Naples, AKA the worst loving city on this planet You, my friend, have never been to Dapto.
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2021 07:11 |
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Who should get into trouble for that? The players? The Argentine Football Administrators for selecting the players, and/or allowing them to be on the pitch? The Premier League clubs for making them play in England/not giving enough time off so they could do their quarantine in Brazil? Coz any and all of those people should have known about Brazil's quarantine rules long before the match, and either done something about it, or just not be picked for the game. Also, who and what authorities will be doing the charging? FIFA will probably do a little punishing/fining of the teams/countries involved, but more importantly making a false declaration to immigration must surely be a federal crime, (I dunno Brazilian law as well as I should), so the players must surely face some sort of consequences for that. How will this affect their future international travel/work visas?
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2021 05:21 |
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What is it with these footballers pooing in peoples mouths at parties? Why can't they do it in private like normal people!
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2021 07:12 |
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Regarding the Raith Rovers situation: Are the sponsors that left over them signing the rapist coming back? Is the womens team coming back, or are they still pursuing playing under a different club name? Is the director that tried to stop them from signing a rapist who resigned, is he coming back? And all questions of this nature Also, so they signed a rapist, when people arked up they defended signing the rapist, waited a bit and then apologized for signing the rapist? Have they even apologized, or have they just said he is not with the club anymore. This seems to me to be just staggering incompetence at all levels, and at all stages of the process. Coz, as has been said, just not playing the rapist is not good enough. The damage to the club, the clubs reputation, and indeed the clubs finances and staff has already been done. And, (as also has already been said), was the rapist that good a footballer to justify this in the first place? Coz, lets not forget, signing a known rapist is bad enough as it is, but the club then publicly defended signing said rapist against the rightfully angry groups of supporters/womens team captain/club directors etc.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2022 01:06 |
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Don't punch other peoples mums. Hell, I'd even go so far as to say don't even punch your own mum. Sorry if that is controversial to a certain poster.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2022 08:15 |
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Bacon Terrorist posted:Badwillie keeps on keeping on: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/60605957 Do we know if these women will have their own team, (like the Rovers women's team), or if they have just quit en masse and will now have to find other clubs?
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2022 02:36 |
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Bristol Rovers Womens team, (if they have one), need to do what the Raith Womens team did when they hired a rapist. As well as the sponsors/board directors etc. Quit saying, "Any club that will willingly employ a man who kicks his wife in the head is not a club I want to play for/support/sponsor/etc." Coz Barton has form, and it is a terrible thing he is accused of doing. And sadly, unless the rest of the club/supporters etc. ark up about it, he will face no consequences for it.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2022 01:35 |
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Was it the fart that got him demoted, or was it laughing about it afterwards? I.E. if he had treated his flatulence as a serious affair deserving of solemnity, would he still be playing in the first team?
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# ¿ May 13, 2022 04:14 |
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Forgive my ignorance, but why would you have a stag do in Dubai? Aren't they insanely strict in regards to alcohol, and nudity/unmarried women being allowed out of the house? Thus markedly cutting down your chances of a boozy stripper filled fun time?
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# ¿ May 30, 2022 01:14 |
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qsvui posted:Another honorable mention was the female Juventus player who did it and is now Eric Cantonese's av. If I remember, the Juventus official account tweeted that.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2022 05:03 |
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TheRat posted:What about letting off a flare in your backside? Whilst I can't find a video, Professional Wrestler Kota Ibushi has indeed done such a thing at least once.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2022 03:12 |
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So when you are down the bookies, and you place a bet on one team scoring 40+ own goals in a game, surely they would be stupid to take that bet. Coz either there is some serious match fixing going on, or they are about to take money away from someone with clear and present mental issues. Also when the bloke shows up the next day to collect his winnings, again surely you would have the police waiting to, at the very least question him.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2022 01:02 |
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As funny as it is that a poem, (including misspellings), written by an ex-footballer was used as evidence in a court case. Do we know if it was submitted by him, or by the opposing lawyers? I don't know which would be funnier.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2022 06:40 |
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JollyBoyJohn posted:Bold statement for a man that's seen 6 films Was there ever a list of all 6? I vaguely remember him talking about having watched one of them on a plane, and the other coz his girlfriend/wife made him, (I think that one was Jurassic Park), but I do not remember a definitive list of "All films Micheal Owen has watched."
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2022 13:19 |
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African AIDS cum posted:Why would someone in Italy even have a baseball bat? Easier to find than a cricket bat?
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2022 06:24 |
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Crazy Ted posted:TBF if my country had a sport called Honkbal I'd be a fan just because of the name. Make that Test Honkbal, and have it inexplicably last 5 days, and I'm in.
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2022 05:29 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 05:42 |
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TheRat posted:Counterpoint: It really should be. 100% Agree. With this kind of stuff, the bigots/morons/ideologues who refuse to do it should have a spotlight on them, and they need to be prepared to explain themselves publicly. Also, they shouldn't get to hide behind "for religious reasons", coz, whilst I am not a Biblical/Koranic scholar, as far as I know there is nothing in either book specifically against homosexuality.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2022 04:39 |