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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Ray Parlour > When Footballers Go Feral: big Tom givin a horse a handbeezy
 
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Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012
 B-baku...

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Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012
 Of course he plays on the right.

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Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012
 At what point can Barton just get banned from football entirely. How many people does he have to punch.

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Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012

FullLeatherJacket posted:

to be fair, a 46-year-old Lee Trundle is probably the worst possible opponent in a five-a-side game

I think I told this story before, but one of my mates (who was in the RAF and fancied himself as a decent player) got bought into a charity event that was half fans who'd paid and half club legends, and us all cackling like hyenas in the stand as he got rinsed over and over again by a retired Darren Huckerby mainly playing at walking pace is a joyful memory

It’s kind of amazing the difference between good amateur players and even not very good professional players, I’ve heard loads of stories of guys who I knew to be talented getting schooled by fat 45 year old former Partick Thistle players

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Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012
 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68616200

Dani Alves gets to serve a fraction of his service in exchange for on million euros.

I hate this!

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Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012

nawilo_420 posted:

Memphis Depay is incredibly thick and sadly also incredibly unlikable

he's just like me fr

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Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012
 I love that Barton is still crying about getting utterly humiliated up in Scotland after thinking he was going to come up and be a superstar.

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Ray Parlour > When Footballers Go Feral: big Tom givin a horse a handbeezy