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szary
Mar 12, 2014


That's a pretty rough looking 38-year-old

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szary
Mar 12, 2014
https://twitter.com/tancredipalmeri/status/1361622495929974786

szary
Mar 12, 2014
https://fanbanter.co.uk/married-man-michael-owen-begged-reality-tv-star-for-x-rated-photos-and-viewed-one-pic-65-times/

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Married man Michael Owen ‘begged a reality TV star for as many as 20 X-rated photos’ and viewed one in-particular pic ’65 times’.

https://twitter.com/_CarltonCole9/status/1406398464506925059

szary
Mar 12, 2014

ilmucche posted:

newcastle just went wide at 4-4 and could've won it though I may be misremembering that

yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq_t9GOdzdw&t=6312s

szary
Mar 12, 2014
When Adam Johnson's fiancée sent him a picture of his newborn daughter and he replied "she looks class" (while grooming a minor on the side)

szary
Mar 12, 2014
lmao that this guy actually managed to make loving FIFA look like the good guys

szary
Mar 12, 2014
Big Ange will unlock Richarlison any day now

szary
Mar 12, 2014
:siren: Professional soccer player Gabriel Jesus has been banned from Counter-Strike 2 and has appealed to developer Valve to overturn the ban on his account.

Jesus, who plays for Arsenal in the Premier League, tweeted earlier today that he had been given a VAC ban on his Steam account, and asked the official Counter-Strike account to help him get access to the game back, as he believes this ban is unfair. In the tweet, he also linked to his Steam profile which shows it has a game ban that was given out two days ago.
:siren:

szary
Mar 12, 2014
that dry passage in wikipedia really does not do justice to the entire child punching story:

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Most recently he was spotted in the middle of the busiest pedestrian shopping street in Copenhagen circled by a rope, waving his penis at passersby.

'In some respects,' he explained, 'I do this to provoke people. I like experiencing people's reactions. Some might take my message to be "sod off" and others an offer of sex. I am very aware of people's reactions and I love the fact that people recognise me as Lars Elstrup.' He placed a scarf on the pavement for contributions, and made 27 Danish Kroner (£ 2.25) in one afternoon.

'I have mainly come to Copenhagen to have a good time. I have not had sex for three months: it is not possible in Odense where women are dead, stuck-up and introverted.' When he tested the theory by repeating the act for the female shoppers of Odense, he was heckled, lost his temper, slapped a laughing schoolboy, wrestled a police officer, was arrested and finally expelled by the Geese.

szary
Mar 12, 2014
He's on bail pending an appeal, he'll serve the sentence if the original verdict is upheld.

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szary
Mar 12, 2014
It's because of this from last year:

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