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Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Fat Guy Sexting posted:

http://m.guardian.co.uk/sport/2013/jan/25/guilty-michael-chopra-corruption-case

Chopra is in a lot of poo poo. I'm not sure how the FA can really respond to it.

I'm glad he did whatever it is he did. Horses are scum.

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Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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The Death Penalty would be a good name for Gareth Southgate's autobiography imo.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Keepers are always a bit funny like that

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Any clues on who done the poo yet? Have CSI Brighton been in to take samples and do poo splatter analysis?

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Gigi Galli posted:

The poo man has struck again as Napoli's locker room has been hosed up, with someone leaving a poo on the floor.

When will the madness stop?

atomic gog posted:

I remember seeing a poo poo on the floor at the Rhyl Sun Centre indoor water-park in 1995. Same MO, could it be the same guy?

Nice one lads I've now got three (3) pins connected by strings on my conspiracy wall, they are making a sort of triangle shape, possibly Barca involvement?

I will get to the bottom of this.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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The obvious solution would be to make him live with Kevin Nolan

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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I'd watch Kevin Nolan's Football Borstal on ITV4

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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That seems lenient, they should have sentenced him to a bashing from some pretend internet communists

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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So to summarise, we're all agreed, blackface: bad, swastikas: bad. Unless anyone else has some new information?

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Presumably he's hit upon the bright idea of blackmail to get the money to pay back his latest set of gambling debts

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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That hand gets up to all sorts of hijinx

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToAah0ME4bY

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Bovril Delight posted:

In news that will surprise nobody, Nile Ranger is AWOL from Blackpool. Really taking every chance to piss away his career.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/dec/24/blackpool-lee-clark-awol-nile-ranger
Has anyone checked Egypt?


In other Blackpool news

quote:

The Blackpool president Valeri Belokon has suggested chairman Karl Oyston should resign after he called one of the Championship club’s supporters “a retard”.

Oyston has come under fire following revelations at the weekend that he exchanged a series of foul-mouthed text messages with Blackpool fan Stephen Smith, who Oyston referred to as “a retard” and told him to “enjoy the rest of your special needs day out”.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Executive Dick Law

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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TelekineticBear! posted:

Anyone who believes that every single top level football team isn't running crazy amounts of PEDs is delusional, Guardiola himself tested positive for Deca for crying out loud

I genuinely don't believe Arsenal do. I think they are the control group that proves all the other possession and pressing teams are drugged up to their eyeballs.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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quote:

Leicester City budding stars, including boss Nigel Pearson's son, were filmed taking part in a vile orgy in which a local girl was racially abused in Bangkok
...
One video begins with the three players stripped naked and cheering as they carry out sex acts with the women.

Hopper then appears to use a mobile phone to film them having group sex together. Laughing and doing a running commentary over the footage, he is heard saying: “Go on that love” before pouring out a string of abuse.

Afterwards the three watch the women indulging in lesbian sex acts.

Filming them amid laughter, one of the men is heard off-camera saying: “Come on ... you slit-eye.”

In another clip Hopper, 21, cruelly tells one of the women she is “f***ing minging… an absolute one out of 10”.

Pearson or Smith is then heard off-camera shouting: “Oi Hops, I’ll swap you.” The video ends with Hopper and Pearson high-fiving each other as if celebrating a goal while romping with two of the women.
...
The club’s CEO Susan Whelan has said of the partnership: “We’re absolutely thrilled to continue to work with the Tourism Authority of Thailand.

“Their support in the last two years has been vital in helping us promote Leicester City to a Thai audience and in reaching our goals closer to home.

“It is important to us that we are able to build on existing relationships we have developed with key sponsors.”

The Governor of the Tourism Authority of Thailand, Thawatchai Arunyik, heaped glowing praise on the club at the time, saying: “The last two years working with Leicester City have been an amazing adventure, filled with aspiration, incredible people and some wonderful memories.

“We are very proud to be working with Leicester City and its supporters, who have embraced the Club’s increasingly strong association with Thailand and given the nation a Premier League club its people can take to their hearts.”

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/leicester-city-racist-orgy-video-5794654

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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In your face Jose you slow idiot

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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quote:

Fulham: Ryan Tunnicliffe banned by FA for Patrick Bamford tweet

Fulham midfielder Ryan Tunnicliffe has been banned for two games for a derogatory comment on Twitter about Chelsea striker Patrick Bamford's sexuality.

The 22-year-old admitted a Football Association charge of aggravated misconduct by reference to sexual orientation.

The former Manchester United youth team player will miss the first two games of next season and was fined £5,000.

He must attend an education course.

Tunnicliffe's comments were made after Middlesbrough lost to Norwich in the Championship play-off final in May. Bamford was on loan at Riverside Stadium last season.

The Tweet was subsequently deleted.

Bamford, 21, scored 17 goals last season and was named Championship Player of the Year for 2014-15.

Tunnicliffe, meanwhile, moved from Old Trafford to Fulham in January 2014.

Rio Ferdinand was fined £25,000 and suspended for three games in October for comments he made on Twitter.

His misconduct charge was believed to have been related to his use of the word "sket" - meaning 'a promiscuous girl or woman'.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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sassassin posted:

They were in Swansea so probably not.

Maybe the gay bars are nice, though. I wouldn't know.

Are you teetotal then?

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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quote:

the Juju man "is more important than the manager of the club."

But enough about Daniel Levy

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34307216

quote:

Uefa has denied claims that drug taking among top players is at a "significant level" and said results from a study it carried out needed clarification.

The Sunday Times reported that the study showed high testosterone levels were found in urine samples of 7.7% of 879 players who were tested.

The paper said this "indicated" a possible use of anabolic steroids.

"This study doesn't present evidence of potential doping," said European football's governing body.

Uefa said "the lack of standardisation" in the testing procedures and the "inability" to carry out testing on a B sample, as required by World Anti-Doping Agency's code, meant no "scientific evidence" could be produced.

It added that the introduction of a biological passport in football would be beneficial by offering further analysis in the case of atypical test results.

The samples came from players who played in the Champions League and Europa League and were tested between 2008 and 2013 by scientists from 12 anti-doping laboratories.

None of the 68 players who allegedly had "atypical" drug test results face sanctions as the samples were provided anonymously.

The Sunday Times reported that they and German broadcaster ARD/WDR passed the study to professor Julien Baker, who had been researching steroid use for 20 years.

Baker is quoted as saying: "If the findings are accurate then this sheds light on previously untold levels of suspected cheating in Europe's top competitions."

The Uefa statement added: "Uefa has now implemented a new steroid profiling programme which has come into operation at the start of the 2015-16 season.

"The programme will boost the already strong deterrent effect of Uefa's testing programme, as it will help better detect the effects of doping over time, thereby complementing existing direct anti-doping testing."

Glad thats been put to bed. I think certain posters round here owe an apology to all the footballers they've slandered.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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blue footed boobie posted:

I swear to loving god it's always two players and one woman. They physically incapable of having sex with a woman without one of their friends being there.

Its hard to get the right camera angles on your own

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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He's still got a head so its not going at all like I expected

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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FullLeatherJacket posted:

but it's still like describing a baby as "fully sick"

There is a joke to be made here but I think it might be going to far even for trp.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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He kissed her on the day of his trial? The man is incorrigible

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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8raz posted:

How long did yours take?

:newlol:

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Even if he's innocent, or maybe even especially if he's innocent, he shouldn't have his conviction overturned as it would send the wrong message

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Its short for Chedwyn

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Its a sort of Welsh name like Clanothyl or Benweddy

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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I want to go back to the time when Gazza popping his old chap out was funny rather than depressing

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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This is just Sunderlands relegation survival Final Destination thing kicking in again

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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I'm surprised they managed to find 5 English managers tbh

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Nigel Pearson won't be taking charge of Derby tonight at the request of the club. So there's one of the five. Unless he's just headbutted someone and its unrelated.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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HJB posted:

Good, Allardyce is gone and now Gareth Southgate is England manager. Great. Perfect. This is what everyone wanted.

gently caress the press imo

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Der Shovel posted:

it's nice to see proper journalists doing their jobs.

Not sure I agree. Its one thing to uncover corruption that is happening and another thing entirely to manufacture it yourself purely to sell papers. What they did was akin to inviting Gazza out for a drink and then plastering ALKY GAZZA FALLS OFF WAGON all over the front page.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Its not legally entrapment but who cares? We're not putting him on trial. The point is we all knew he was a bit dodgy, we didn't need the telegraph to dress up like Chinamen to find this out. Gazza can't resist a drink, Big Sam can't resist a bung, these are not revelations.

This wasn't a brave piece of investigative journalism, we're not living in a safer, less corrupt and more transparent world thanks to the telegraph, it was done purely to cause a scandal because England team scandals sell papers.

We should give Joe Kinnear the job at least he'll tell the press to gently caress off.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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EvilHawk posted:

I disagree entirely. Apart from the fact that this investigation was started months prior to Sam being given the England job, it's exposing the corruption in the Premier League and the national team. Of course it's not the most pressing need we have but I for one don't want an England manager who's happy taking cash on the side.

I'm finding it difficult to work out how you're drawing your conclusion that this was done purely to cause a scandal. Nobody investigates corruption to sweep it under the rug and forget about it.

I didn't realise this was done pre-England job that does change things.

Its done to cause a scandal because they aren't investigating corruption that is happening, they are making up their own imaginary potential corruption and seeing who bites. No corruption has actually happened, all we've found out is that Big Sam would hypothetically do something a bit dodgy for money, we knew that already, but they can't print "we knew that already" and get the England manager sacked and sell a load of papers.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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First Ched found innocent ... Malky next?

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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to be fair, they did bring through far more quality players than they should have done for a club of their size. maybe it helped?

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Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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