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greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Can't answer that but I did find this

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The poem was a response to verse from Ms Greville which included the rather crude line of 'every day you make me proud, because you’re well endowed.'

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greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



The Ray Parlour › When Footballers Go Feral: my greatest ever coo

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003




lol excellent new av

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Nothing really to report so far, but Balotelli signed for a Swiss club on deadline day and there's no way he doesn't go out of his mind from boredom here. Sion has about 35,000 people in it but it's about a 4 hour drive from Brescia so he'll probably be making that trip a lot. Here he was stumbling between clubs in Lausanne at the weekend.

https://twitter.com/nau_live/status/1569777145076916226

So far he's made two sub appearances, no goals but the team has won so he's not facing any real criticism at the moment. Watch this space though!

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



tristeham posted:

what goes on in the us soccer world hardly registers in europe.

Footballers worldwide will rip the piss out of a guy who's mom called the trainer's boss to get him in trouble

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Reminder that Andrew Tate's text messages just got published where he texted "I love raping you" and it didn't even go to trial because there was doubt they could get a conviction. Didier Drogba said it best, It's a loving disgrace

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Then he turned himself into a penalty specialist, came on in the 120th minute of the Carabao Cup Final, saved 0/11 penalties faced and blasted his pen 10 yards over the bar.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Steven Gerrard spent Paddy's Day with Kinehan cartel members at Conor McGregor's pub:

https://m.independent.ie/irish-news...b-42394077.html

Rumours that his daughter is shagging another gang member. That's pretty much it for management in England for him I reckon. Football isn't boxing, you can't just hang out with wanted crime families. Unless he's planning on going to Italy or South America I guess.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Gylfi

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



lol fuckin Young Boys just released a free NFT to celebrate their title https://bsc-yb-dapper.mint.store/redemption/ybb-schweizer-meister

at least it was free and it was basically a raffle ticket for a nice watch but still

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



hadji murad posted:

Multimillion dollar frauds sounds like a lot of Chelsea players tbh

lmao :bisonyes:

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Skios posted:

That was pretty much the position of Barendrecht: "Us deliberately losing wasn't unsportsmanlike, because you created a system in which us deliberately losing was the only way we could make the playoffs." Of course there's calls to change the system to something a little less dumb. Period championships are used in all but the highest leagues, meaning that there's a hypothetical situation where a team can qualify for both the relegation and promotion playoffs.

So if you get relegated but win the playoffs, which league would you play in the next season?

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



sebzilla posted:

get in the binance

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003




because of the "inhuman hunt" against her son: https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/66637880

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

Tonali apparently bet on Milan to win so it’s not like he’s match fixing

:laugh:

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Gigi Galli posted:

The guy who released all the gambling names said, out loud, yesterday that he didn’t name any Inter players because he’s a fan of the club. Completely normal thing to say and do.

It’s good that some of these guys admitted that they were doing this but the credibility of this dude with regard to any more accusations is out the window, regardless of whether it happened or not. He’s going to get sued in to oblivion by the remaining players he named.

now that's what I call gambling

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Wazzerphuk posted:

Just a real classy guy all round

I'm just shocked he's 30

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



They've suspended all league football in Turkey now: https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/67688071

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"The matches in all leagues have been postponed indefinitely," Turkish FA [TFF] chairman Mehmet Buyukeksi told a news conference.

...

"In coordination with our State, all the criminal proceedings they deserve have begun to be implemented against those responsible and instigators of this inhumane attack. The responsible club, its president, its managers and all criminals who attacked Meler will be punished in the most severe way."

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003




LMAO hope they name and shame this stupid white bastard

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Shrapnig posted:

Hello, Memphis

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Akbar posted:

this story just kept on going

Jesus loving Christ. It just gets worse and worse and then at the end they come right out and admit they don't even really want to punish him... Holy poo poo abolish the loving FA goddamn

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greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



In lighter news (somewhat), Joey Barton is going to get reamed in court and probably lose all his money, so that's something.

‘Bankruptcy awaits’ Joey Barton as libel cases filed

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Joey Barton could be facing bankruptcy over social media posts that have prompted costly libel action to be taken against him, a former lawyer has claimed.

BBC Radio 2 host Jeremy Vine is suing the ex-footballer for calling him a “bike nonce” in a social media post.

Barton uploaded an image on X, formerly Twitter, featuring Vine and disgraced TV presenter Rolf Harris, together with the comment: “Oh Jeremy Vine. Did you, Rolf-aroo and Schofield go out on a tandem bike ride? You big bike nonce ya!”

A libel claim has been filed at the High Court, naming Vine as the claimant and former Man City, QPR, and Newcastle midfielder Barton as the defendant.

It is the second libel case brought against Barton as a result of his recent activity on social media.

TV pundit and ex-footballer Eni Aluko is also suing him after an online attack about her family, after a series of social media posts about female football pundits and Aluko herself.

According to Clive Wismayer, a former civil litigation solicitor, the legal action could land Barton in serious financial stress.

Similar action taken against actor Laurence Fox has resulted in costs and damages of £2.2 million which do not include his own costs, Wismayer says.

A Go Fund Me promoted by Barton in March to help him “take on” Jeremy Vine has raised £15,934 of its £100,000 target.

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