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Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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I could have sworn that he is now a Born Again Christian... wouldn't that like, stop him from drunk driving?

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Aug 31, 2004


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Zedsdeadbaby posted:

Religious people being hypocritical? :monocle:

Don't you loving talk about God and His Children like that again

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Aug 31, 2004


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Wirth1000 posted:

Looked up the Chairman and drat



Less a neckbeard and more of a lush jungle.

gently caress me, a Mexican is chairman of an English club? That's good.

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Aug 31, 2004


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Taff posted:

Olympiacos are English?

I thought they were from the Blue Square Premier?

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Aug 31, 2004


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blue footed boobie posted:

Olympiakos is a greek team

News to me.

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Aug 31, 2004


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A goalkeeper in Argentina has been arrested on suspicion of aiding and abetting a notorious hooligan wanted for homicide

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/apr/01/san-lorenzo-goalkeeper-arrested

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Aug 31, 2004


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So you won a Copa Libertadores match, what do you do?

Party with hookers and blow and take pictures of course!

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Aug 31, 2004


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http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/apr/10/chelsea-wallace-arrested-vitesse-arnhem

The young Chelsea full-back Wallace was arrested in the early hours of Friday morning in Arnhem city centre and questioned by local police investigating allegations of a sexual offence.

The Brazilian, signed from Fluminense in 2013, is one of three Chelsea players on loan at Vitesse, who are fifth in the Eredivisie. The 20-year-old was reportedly detained by police at around 4am and, having been out fewer than 48 hours before a league game, has been fined the maximum possible amount by the Dutch club and dropped for Saturday’s game against Excelsior in Rotterdam.

“We still don’t know what exactly happened,” Paul Koetsier, a police spokesman, told NTL. “That must be found out during the investigation. We can’t make it more concrete than a suspicion of a sexual offence.”

The player has featured 15 times this season, scoring once, with the Dutch club having already indicated they are not interested in retaining his services next season. Vitesse confirmed the player would be omitted from their squad for the weekend fixture and they intend to speak to him to determine what took place.

“We understand that Wallace was arrested on suspicion of an offence,” said a club spokesman. “We will not speculate on the nature of the suspicion. First the facts need to be clear and we want to hear his side of the story. Then we can judge.”

Chelsea, who had loaned the Brazil Under-20 full-back to Internazionale for a period last season, declined to comment.

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Aug 31, 2004


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This is funnier than other stories, no arrests or abuse, but still relevant to the thread IMO.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/football-player-sacked-sex-fan-5551340 posted:


Jay Hart Caught off-side: Jay Hart scored with fan

A semi-professional footballer has been sacked after he was filmed having sex with a supporter in the manager’s dug-out.

Striker Jay Hart can be heard laughing on the mobile phone footage as he was caught still in his club T-shirt with his tracksuit bottoms around his legs.

Father-of-two Hart, 24, scored with the woman after his team slumped to a 4-1 defeat. His team Clitheroe had been playing away at Mossley AFC, who had promoted their final game of the season as a “ladies day” to attract more female supporters.

Daily MirrorJay HartSacked: Jay Hart has been given boot by Clitheroe football Club
The face of the fan cannot be seen. Within hours of the footage being circulated to team-mates and fans Hart was sacked by the club, who play in Evo-Stik Division 1 North.

Club chairwoman Anne Barker, said that Hart had brought the club into disrepute. She said “Any players, while wearing a Clitheroe tracksuit, represents the club .

“We expect a certain level of behaviour and discipline. And that wasn’t it.”

Hart, of Accrington, Lancs, said: “I’m full of regret. I’d had a couple of drinks. I was away from everyone and thought I was hidden.”

Clitheroe boss Simon Garner has also told Hart to return his club tracksuit.

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Aug 31, 2004


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Aug 31, 2004


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http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/apr/30/former-real-madrid-midfielder-freddy-rincon-wanted-questioning-interpol-drug-crimes

Freddy Rincón, the former Colombia, Real Madrid and Corinthians midfielder, is wanted for questioning in relation to drug crimes in Panama, Interpol said on Wednesday.

Rincón, 48, has allegedly been involved in money-laundering and criminal conspiracy relating to drugs, Interpol added.

Colombian media reported that Rincón has business and property interests in Panama bought in partnership with the Colombian drug baron Pablo Rayo Montaño.

Rincón made his name with América de Cali before successful spells in Brazil, Italy and Spain. He represented Colombia at the 1994 World Cup and captained Corinthians to their first World Club Cup title in 2000.

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Aug 31, 2004


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can't we let players be 19 years old when they're on holiday? I mean, homie was not going to play a match the day after or anything

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Aug 31, 2004


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julian assflange posted:

Any idea what was said?

called him an Arsenal fan iirc

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Aug 31, 2004


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JFairfax posted:

Nolberto Solano was cool and good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nzT6B3-HZQ

Legend

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Aug 31, 2004


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Chelsea DNA

Toronto Police Dept posted:

The Toronto Police Service is alerting the public to a Sexual Assault investigation.

It is alleged that:

- on Saturday, July 25, 2015, a 21-year-old woman, along with a friend, met two men in a nightclub in Toronto

- the two men accompanied the women to one woman’s residence

- once inside the residence, the two men sexually assaulted one of the women

The two men have now been identified, and arrest warrants have been issued for
Lucas Domingues Piazon, 21, and Andrey Da Silva Ventura, 22. They are both wanted for:

1. Sexual Assault

Both men are from Brazil. They were in Canada as participants in the 2015 Pan Am games as members of the Brazilian Pan American football (soccer) team.

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Aug 31, 2004


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pretty sure pubedoc gets dick pics on the daily

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Aug 31, 2004


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Aug 31, 2004


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Syncopated posted:

I don't want to be crass or anything, but is the woman in the guardian clip the victim? Why the gently caress would you spend thousands of texts and now years in prison to get into her pants??? loving footballers.

happy international women's day to you too

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Aug 31, 2004


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Urban beach weekend takes another victim

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Aug 31, 2004


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African AIDS cum posted:

Lol charged for a joke. Britain is a shithole

Trump is gonna get locked up during his first state visit

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Aug 31, 2004


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mourinho must be pissed

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Aug 31, 2004


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https://twitter.com/King_Fut/status/770233101524013056?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw


http://qz.com/769133/a-soccer-club-canceled-a-players-four-day-old-contract-for-testing-hiv-positive/

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Aug 31, 2004


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Pretty sure that's the standard contract signing pic (as in, welcome to the team, Mr. Aids!)

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Aug 31, 2004


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Big Sam is just one of the lads, let him be

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Aug 31, 2004


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Aug 31, 2004


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The England manager should know it’s not acceptable to mock someone for the way they speak. The FA must take this seriously before it has far-reaching effects

TWENTY SIXTEEN

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Aug 31, 2004


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Aug 31, 2004


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TheBigAristotle posted:

Who's playing Big Sam in the film?

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Aug 31, 2004


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Like if some fat bloke from Chester won't smash his head in on sight at the pub. His life will never be the same

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Aug 31, 2004


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After a hard look at itself, England found two dead teeth and a Vitamin D deficiency

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Aug 31, 2004


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Rape Culture has gone too far

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Aug 31, 2004


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Click play for some good ol' manslaughter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmzVb-7P3N0

quote:

In response, the player cold-cocked Trejo right into his teammates face. Trejo collapsed and people rush to help him, which is where the video ends on YouTube. According to a report from local newspaper Criterio Hidalgo, Trejo died at the scene. The report includes still photos showing what looks like a body covered by a blue tarp surrounded by yellow police tape. An ambulance eventually arrived on the scene, along with local police.]

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Aug 31, 2004


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As an American I'm delighted Donald Trump has got in, and was hoping for Boris Johnson here in England over the secret war monger May. And this sport was orginally called "soccer" not football. Yes I live in England but I still call it soccer because that what it is.

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Aug 31, 2004


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mods rename me:

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Aug 31, 2004


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some good old teammate on teammate violence

https://twitter.com/FootballOn5/status/805106951277289472?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

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Aug 31, 2004


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so because the women are literal goblins you become nonces? mods?

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Aug 31, 2004


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I want to use that precedent next time I run over an immigrant family

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Aug 31, 2004


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enjoy your permaban

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Aug 31, 2004


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pretty sure he called him a loving friend of the family twat

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Aug 31, 2004


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ha! good catch....

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