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Why do rich and famous people, or the ones who get caught, always seem to use the same prostitutes? Like, for this one they've found all sorts of numbers on her phone. They're all rich, surely get one each? Certainly less of a bombshell if anyone gets found out.
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Fat Guy Sexting posted:ex Celtic and MK Dons player Paul Slane took the international weekend off to go out on a bender that started in Glasgow, and ended up with him posting pictures of himself loving prostitutes in Amsterdam on twitter. Jesus. Surely his career has gotta be over after this. Edit: he also does an irritating wacky MySpace face in all his photos, including when he's shagging a prostitute. Even worse.
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Mar 24, 2013 14:31
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sassassin posted:Because no player has ever shagged a prostitute before. Yeah but they don't generally tweet photos of themselves while doing it.
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Mar 25, 2013 21:19
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Tweets been deleted. What's the story?
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Oct 30, 2018 14:12
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I find it genuinely unbelievable that there aren't multiple videos of this that people caught on their phones. What's up with that?
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Aug 25, 2020 23:29
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Walking off the pitch last night is literally the highest point of PSG's fifty year history. edit: that's meaner than I really wanted it to be... I mean they're a dog poo poo joke of a club, but this was a cool thing to do.
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Dec 9, 2020 11:43
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https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/dec/28/neymar-under-fire-for-macabre-week-long-new-years-eve-party?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other Neymar continues to keep it classy.
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Dec 28, 2020 23:58
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I guess you can just say that 'a married premier league player' did literally anything and get a bit of easy ad money from the clicks. Not like anyone's going to sue you.
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Jan 1, 2021 22:21
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Club etiquette dictates you need at least one other player or club staff member present during any sexual activity.
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Jan 22, 2021 21:40
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Lol just remembered that video of Leicester players getting rimmed by a Thai prostitute while they racially abused her. They don't make em like that anymore.
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Jul 6, 2021 08:41
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Lmao.
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Jul 20, 2021 11:19
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He's nothing but a shithouse, op
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Jul 25, 2021 10:59
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Funny thing is it looks like he didn't actually do anything too scandalous other than get wasted with a bunch of girls and then fall asleep. Still not something a 35 year old married father of four should be doing, but it's no Kyle Walker Covid Sex Party.
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Jul 26, 2021 11:00
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Maybe those nasty women just broke into the office at Derby HQ, sent by a rival club.
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Aug 10, 2021 22:33
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Aug 21, 2021 19:32
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Jel Shaker posted:i’m wondering how they’re going to incorporate this into my FM21 game I wonder if they're going to have to edit his role in the amazon documentary, from 'cheeky chappy who everyone loves' to 'doesn't exist.'
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Aug 27, 2021 08:30
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What was the lie?
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Sep 5, 2021 23:28
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I'd forgotten how loving mental that bite on ivanovic was. The other two are weird af but more like an angry toddler... The ivanovic one was like he genuinely wanted to eat him. Kind of insane how quickly a serial biter got rehabilitated.
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Sep 28, 2021 21:47
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I feel like the days of cloggers like Adam or Shelvey being wildly over hyped are over. The PL and the EMNT are both so good now that I think even football journalists and Proper Football Men have learnt what 'good' actually looks like.
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This will get lost in Mason Greenwood chat, and this probably isn't the right thread for it, but my dad was at the Wycombe v MK Dons yesterday, and the ref stopped the game due to homophobic chants from the Dons fans. Seemed to work, as the game resumed and the chanting stopped, so cool work from that ref I guess ; I'd imagine that not many refs would bother doing anything about it, especially at League 1 level.
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Jan 30, 2022 14:36
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idk but he's clearly up to something cos now I've read the match reports and they were targeting Akinfenwa with some chant about being a sex offender. I shall strongly challenge my dad about this later on.
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Jan 30, 2022 14:41
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How's this for itk : my colleagues step daughter is friends with greenwood's (now presumably ex) gf, and apparently everyone who lives round there has known he's a wrongun for literally years.
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Jan 31, 2022 19:27
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'further arrested' is a weird phrasing. 'you thought you you were arrested before, Greenwood? Well you're even MORE arrested now!!!'
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Feb 1, 2022 19:37
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I want Zouma to continue playing in the UK purely because I think opposition fans will come up with some great chants, and also because his continued presence in the team will make West Ham fans feel uncomfortable.
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A lot of weird misogynistic undertones in EC10's posts to go with the general dim wittedness. Yucky.
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Feb 21, 2022 10:26
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We've got a government and PM in charge who have basically taught people that you can be a brazen oval office and repeatedly get away with it with no consequences, and it turns out that that kind of thing filters down to people and welp here we are.
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In happier news, I was reminiscing the other day about the Samir Nasri / 'pep is bald' incident, and I think it was one of my favourite feral footballing moments and should not be forgotten. What are your favourite historical footballing scandals?
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Jun 1, 2022 20:52
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Just incredible stuff from ec10 there. Saw his chance to start the great anti-ninpo revolution but then fell flat on his arse.
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Jul 6, 2022 09:12
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jesus WEP posted:never read the comments, but absolutely never read the comments on stuff like this Yeah, ugh, I feel like a worse person for having read that stuff. People are dreadful. Especially, it turns out, Nigerian cryptotraders on twitter.
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Jul 28, 2022 22:38
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I'm more interested in the glasses. Did his family repeatedly put the glasses in right ways up so they fill up with gross water every time?
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Aug 18, 2022 16:11
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tbf I think having two legs for two Ls is the most sophisticated thing to have come out of the trial so far.
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Aug 19, 2022 16:52
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whostolemyhat posted:I was prepared to believe the shite poetry, but this toastie maker stuff can't be real, surely? I’ve googled it and I can find no sources  I desperately hope it’s true though.
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Aug 19, 2022 20:55
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I, normally an absolute banter MACHINE, am not touching that one with a ten foot pole.
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Aug 28, 2022 13:31
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That makes it into my feral top ten I think.
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Sep 28, 2022 08:34
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Christ, what a oval office.
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Oct 10, 2022 08:02
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Sounds like Mendy basically hosted orgies at his house on the reg, and I guess it's gonna be super difficult to prove beyond doubt that anyone who attended the parties and had at least some consensual sex there had non consensual sex later on.
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I wonder what this means for his career. Even if he's not guilty, you can't imagine many clubs are going to want to get involved with this complete PR nightmare.
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Jan 14, 2023 09:34
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Jel Shaker posted:on a lighter note, the shakira diss track on pique is pretty funny I wonder how their kids feel. Must be pretty weird when your mum puts out a record breaking diss track about your dad, especially given that they were together for a long time
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Jan 16, 2023 12:39
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The problem with fascists is that they are utter, utter cunts.
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Tbf I imagine garnacho didn't hire these dwarves himself, his mates just thought they would float his boat
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